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 | DON'T BREATHE Dandy Don the Billionaire Con is in a pinch when a $2 billion
balloon payment comes due on his deal with Russian mobster oligarchs. After he gets a tip that a Palm Beach neighbor, the Grim Reaper, who is also
blind has $10 billion in cash hidden somewhere in his unlit mansion Don decides to break in and steal the money. |
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| THE SECRET LIFE OF RACIST LAWN JOCKEYS Ever since a delivery truck crushed
his predecessor at the foot of the driveway Donald had been the boss among the plantation's many concrete lawn jockeys and garden gnomes but his
reign of terror is threatened when paint flakes suggest his original black color had been painted over. |
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| THE 70 YEAR OLD ROOKIE After being lampooned at a swank country club event
about a widely ridiculed letter from his doctor claiming this 70 year old billionaire was as healthy as a major league ballplayer Dandy Don sets out
to make the hometown baseball team but is forced to buy the entire organization just to get a big league at-bat. |
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| DON'T THINK TWICE Southern bred sit-coms may be the new trend for 2017 as an
eagerness for ignorance among American TV viewers is insatiable. No one doubts that nobody including the writers or actors ever thought twice when
they decided to put together this hit hillbilly farce that has been welcomed like oxycontin to it's fan base. |
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| DOHBOY When the national news media appears to cover a major flood disaster
Dohboy recognizes a terrific opportunity to score public relations points for his greedy payday loan business. He orders his minions to hijack a
semi-truck loaded with Play-Doh and help him hand it out to suffering flood victims in front of the TV cameras. |
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| TRUE GRIFT After winning the Western Wax Museum in a poker game the
new owner installs a nude Donald Trump at a podium exactly where wax Hailee Steinfeld had been standing in a scene from classic movie western
TRUE GRIT. Wax John Wayne gets mighty riled and within days nude wax Trump is found riddled with wax bullets. |
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| WARGAME TRUMP The latest in the WARGAME series allows you to choose the
President Trump avatar and bomb the shit out of anybody and everybody on planet earth. If other players resist your moves of conquest you can go
nuclear with a simple voice command and kill millions of people in mere minutes. UV Rated for Ultra Violence. |
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| INTERNATIONAL ESQUIRER TV Guido says this is exactly the kind of despicable
trash journalism that caused him to flee his native Italy. The Daily Racing Rag's top TV critic also submitted a lengthy review but unfortunately
absolutely none of it is printable and damn near incriminating as well as indicating severe emotional stress. |
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| IN LIKE FLYNN It was like somebody had hacked his Ashley Madison account
because when Lt. Gen. Flynn met Vladimir Putin they hit it off like brothers from another mother. Hate terrorists... check! Hate Muslims... check!
Hate blacks... check! Hate gays... check! Hate Obama... check! Love torture... check! Love Trump... check! |
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| THE PRETZEL PRINCESS Ivanka returns from her visit to Croatia and Crimea and
eagerly shows her Daddy what she learned from her new best female friend who just happens to be Vladimir Putin's current girlfriend. Daddy is so
proud of his Pretzel Princess he gives her a great big upside down wet kiss and hugs her close to him. |
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| THE BOZO'S BACK IN TOWN After serving almost 38 years in prison one original
member and two original roadies have reassembled the one time international super rock group Thin Lizzard who had string of hits in the late
seventies. On their new album the Boyz are now old men and damn cranky especially when it comes to politics. |
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| THE MUNSTERS The most highly anticipated Halloween blockbuster this year is
the new Munster's movie starring Donald and Melania Trump. Distant relatives of the original TV Munsters these new Munsters are far more kinky and
sexually obsessed as they conspire to kill innocents to obtain bigger and better body parts for themselves. |
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| AMERICAN DIGGER Now well into the second season Donald J. Trump has dug
himself a very impressive hole and continues attacking the earth savagely certain he is just one shovel full away from whatever he is digging
so hard for. Trump family members appear frequently to haul out buckets of dirt and offer words of encouragement. |
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| TRUMPOLEON As producer, director and star of this historical epic based
roughly on the French Revolution and Napoleon Bonaparte, Donald Trump insisted on changing the main character's name. "Believe me. Today no one has
even heard of a French guy named Napoleon but they know Trump and they know I'm a star. Believe me." |
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| PROFILES IN COWARDICE - DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE King Donald sends word of
his displeasure with colonists demanding independence and threatens the lives of his agents known as Republicans and confiscates their properties in
England. They quickly offer apologies and draft a declaration swearing their loyalty to the King. |
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| CLOCKWORK ORANGE Donald Trump's very first film starred his future third wife
and was ignored when released but has become a cult favorite as it is truly as queer as a clockwork orange. Trump's character narrates but appears
onscreen only as a shadow. The illusion of someone normal soon dissolves into a reality of batshit craziness. |
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| THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE It was a very sweet deal. He could skim cash like a
tuna boat. Had more whores than Caligula. He had people for any and every personal request. But he gave it up. Closed it down. It was
the ultimate sacrifice. On the last day he gave a vet four $500 chips for a his purple heart medal. He felt he had earned it. |
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| JOIN THE MUTINY Paul Ryan stars as a severely conflicted spokesperson for a
very evil and very large multi-national corporation. A job which forces him to tell lethal lies with almost every press release, news conference
or TV appearance. He secretly signals the underground as his guilt consumes him and his life is put in very real danger. |
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| THE WRATH OF KHAN A Federation Gold Star family rages in an
intergalactic transmission at Captain Trump over his despicable behavior and insults of the family of a Federation hero. After being asked if he has
even read the Prime Directive Captain Trump threatens to eject all Muslim crew members into deep space on escape pods. |
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| YOU DECIDE In this new game show on FOX WHITE audience members are polled
about events of the day and contestants compete for cash prizes trying to correctly guess the audience's most typical response to a series of
either or questions regarding politics, celebrities, scandals, gossip and outright lies. Every weekday at 2:30PM. |
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| MELANIA TRUMP - WHITE HOUSE TOUR This video game has a
nude Melania Trump giving a tour of the White House where players can remodel the White House with help from Home Depot salespeople. In Level 2
advanced players can accompany nude Melania Trump touring exclusive home remodeling projects of the ultra wealthy. |
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| RED DON After winning the Republican party nomination and stealing the U.S.
Presidency Red Don assassinates or imprisons all remaining political opposition and reveals his true identity as a Russian oligarch, Vladimir Donald
Juka Drumpkinov. He then invalidates the U.S. Constitution and Bill Of Rights and finally discards his orange wig. |
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| COMMIE CON This film is a mashup of a Siamese twin/buddy comedy romp
with an end of the world disaster epic special effects included. You've heard of invisible friends well these two billionaire world con men are
somehow stricken with Psychic Siamese Twins Disorder (PSTD) and in their madness proceed to end mankind for all eternity. |
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| MASTERMIND THEATRE In every corner and crevice of the body of
human knowledge and experience there have been visionary leaders we call masterminds. In this seasons premiere and extremely dark episode MASTERMIND
THEATRE explores the masterminds of a brewing race war predicted to explode in a hate-filled America. |
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