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 GREG ABBOTT EXCLUSIVE! If everybody else had these stories they wouldn't be exclusive. |
 | THE VIGILANTE Reports of suspicious activity triggers The Vigilante played by Greg Abbott into actionable response mode. After the nearby Army base closed Texas became a sovereign nation and any military presence was deemed an armed invasion sent by a dictator to confiscate all guns and give them to Mexican ISIS terrorists. |
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| TEXAS TRUE BLOOD It's been a bloody 15 years since Rick Perry replaced George W. Bush as Governor of Texas and many Texans finally feel Vampire Rick has gotten a bit long in the fangs. In the final episode of this final season of the Texas BBS "We got the sauce" series Texas True Blood Vampire Rick will take to ground Greg Abbott his handpicked successor for the Texas Governor's mansion. As his maker Rick Perry will leave a huge impact on the new Governor if elected when a brand new series debuts next year with the working title TEXAS TRUE BLOOD II - NEW BLOOD. |
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| NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM is the sequel to ABBOTT OF THRONE seen last month on Texas BBS stations "We got the sauce!" which featured Lord Abbott and his hunchback man servant Hoodat of the House of Ted crisscrossing Texas on a journey they hoped would seat Lord Abbott on the Throne of the Yellow Rose. After learning of the existence of a collector's edition Abortion Barbie from the three-eyed crow they killed in the Oklahoma wasteland Lord Abbott and Hoodat return south to Six Flags Over Texas and hide inside the world famous Barbie Museum until after midnight when the elated duo emerge with the precious doll under a bright full moon. Lord Abbott is now certain with the magical power of the Abortion Barbie doll he'll be able to claim the Yellow Throne of Texas and afford some new clothes and fashion accessories for Hoodat. |
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| THE ABBOTT OF THRONE is TEXAS BBS STATIONS "We got the sauce" brand new series to air this summer and possibly much longer. Sir Gregor Abbott was crippled in a squirrel flying accident so he depended on his very large hunchback man servant named Hoodat from the House of Ted to carry him across Texas. Gregor felt he was destined to sit on the Throne of the Yellow Rose but first he had to go north to the Oklahoma border wasteland and kill the three-eyed crow that haunted him for no particular reason. Along the way Gregor and Hoodat learn how to jiggle the Texas panhandle and experience many adventures and face many obstacles they must overcome. |
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