JOE
BIDEN
25-1 |
JEB
BUSH
25-1 |
BEN
CARSON
80-1 |
TED
CRUZ
35-1 |
HILLARY
CLINTON
2-5 |
CHRIS
CHRISTIE
35-1 |
LINDSEY
GRAHAM
50-1 |
MIKE
HUCKABEE
35-1 |
BOBBY
JINDAL
70-1 |
JOHN
KASICH
40-1 |
MARTIN
O'MALLEY
35-1 |
GEORGE
PATAKI
80-1 |
RAND
PAUL
25-1 |
MIKE
PENCE
60-1 |
RICK
PERRY
40-1 |
MARCO
RUBIO
40-1 |
PAUL
RYAN
50-1 |
BERNIE
SANDERS
50-1 |
RICK
SANTORUM
35-1 |
SCOTT
WALKER
25-1 |
JIM
WEBB
40-1 |
 | WEEKEND WITH BERNIE SANDERS Bernie Sanders stars as himself in this new MSDNC movie and
there's a lot more to this story than people expect. Bernie decides to run for President but is older than all the other candidates so he decides to turn that
disadvantage around as he out-parties every young person at a beach party and they become his most loyal supporters. In his 73 years Bernie has had time to
determine which public policies have the most meaningful impact on American's daily lives and his list of ideas are proven winners but the
opposition from billionaires becomes intense as Bernie's blueprint goes viral and Bernie becomes an online sensation. |
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| DEATH MATCH XVI In a nutshell this movie is "Hunger Games" in a swimmimg pool. Contestants
compete in water polo games to the death. One talented swimmer is Marco Rubio who becomes so successful at drowning opponents the public gives him the moniker of
Marco Polo but now the big elimination tournament has begun and Marco will be tested like never before. |
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| ROAD TO BENGHAZI Trey Gowdy and John Boehner star in this classic combination road and
buddy movie. They set out for Benghazi with no idea where they're going or what they're looking for but they promise their Republican pals it will take until
election day in November 2016 to get where they're going. |
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| DIGGIN' UP DIRT Rand Paul stars as a candidate obsessed with opposition research and
especially loves digging up dirt on opponents. It's why Rand became a politician at the age of five. His character destruction of the favored candidate for
his junior high school homecoming king would have pleased Vladimir Putin. Now running for President Rand employs his old pal Joe Dirt and the movie begins as
they supervise a digging crew at the childhood home of Hillary Rodham Clinton. |
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| ESCALATOR TO HEAVEN Rick Santorum stars in his first movie of 2015 and it's not his worst
since first hitting the big Iowa screen in 2012. His undercover name is Boco Santorum and he is a roving home school adviser that advises parents and
frightens incorrigible children into strict obedience. Using a modified Vulcan mind meld technique he implants fiery burning in hell videos into the children's
terrified minds to the delight of hapless humble parents. At the end of the home school year Boco departs for his annual summer vacation on his escalator to
heaven where he recharges his batteries. |
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| BACH TALK So far not a single reviewer has been able to sit through the entire 90 minutes
of David Koch rambling on endlessly about almost everything while Bach music plays in the background. This film has nothing to do with Bach but when you are a
billionaire as wealthy as a Koch brother, Texas public television is at your service and grateful for your generous contribution. |
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| BROTHERLY LOVE This new over-the-top soap style comedy series streams twice weekly and
already has become a huge trending cult favorite. In his pursuit of the Republican presidential nomination Jeb Bush is forced to file for divorce and deport his
Mexican born wife but the strategy works and Jeb becomes the GOP nominee. Then in the general election campaign a recently divorced former President George W.
Bush joins Jeb on the campaign trail and they become inseparable. As election day approaches in a desperate plan to capture all-important electoral votes from
blue states Jeb gay-marries his brother George hoping to swing LGBT voters to his side. Barbara in her best Barbara Stanwyck delivers the classic
bellringer when she growls "We can do any goddam thing we please! We're the Bush's goddam it to hell!" |
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| REY RUBIO DE TAMPA An almost unrecognizble Marco Rubio uses his stage name Antonio and
stars in this fast paced crime thriller that takes place in Tampa's thriving strip club district. Using his muscle with his local political pals Antonio
quickly takes over the gentlemen's club money laundering business and renames himself Rey Rubio "The King of Tampa". His club's specialty is fresh Mexican girls
that he can get visas for if they sleep with politicians which is fine with the girls since their status had been illegal. Things get dicey when five girls go
missing and the king has to sniff out the dirty rat that is kidnapping his best lap dancers. |
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| SOUL MINER'S DAUGHTER Newcomer Loretta Lynch stars as the daughter of a Baptist minster who
grows up to become a powerful federal prosecutor of terrorists and murderers. In her shining moment President Obama nominates her for the post
of U.S. Attorney General but Senate Republicans block her nomination because when she talks grown men can't hear a word and start staring
at her enormous bosoms. Poppa always said she was the loudest voice in the choir and had a terrific set of lungs which had always been a valuable asset
but not for a crusty gang of 79 year-old GOP Senators who are reduced to stammering in her presence. |
| Hillary Clinton shot right out the gate to take the lead. Enjoy the race from a runner's
point of view with the Daily Racing Rag's LIVE RACING CAMERA... |
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| LIARS CLUB The popular game show is back in a new form that includes multiple chances for
online or TV watchers to join the fun and win cash prizes. Contestants are shown soundbites of actual lies real politicians, celebrities or commentators have
made in the recent past. Then they must choose between four options (1) one pinocchio dirty white lie (2) two pinocchio bald-faced lie (3) three pinocchio
egregous zombie lie or (4) four pinocchio slanderous libelous unforgivable bullshit. Players at home will be able to log in on multiple devices and play along
with studio contestants in real time with the most perceptive players winning the prize money. |
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| OPENING DAY The art of the one up may be the best part of the fictionalized campaign
coverage mini-series already airing around the country. After candidate Cruz announces his candidacy at a mandatory meeting of 10,000 Christian college students
candidate Paul announces his candidacy before playing a classic hard rock version of the National Anthem on opening day at a major league ballpark before 42,000
excited baseball fans. |
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| THE COUPON CHANNEL This was a no-brainer idea that's sure to make some TV executive enough
money to never clip money saving coupons again. With no content other than a brand new money saving money off coupon appearing onscreen every sixty
seconds this channel is mindless TV watching at it's most mindless. Viewers can sit and watch with their trigger finger ready to leap at the next new offer by
printing out any or all of the money saving coupons on as many as 400 different devices currently available. A endless array of consumer goods services and
products are offering coupons and it could actually save you money to mindlessly watch this channel even when intoxicated because unlike shopping channels all
you can spend on this channel is printer ink printing out thousands of coupons before you pass out in your mindless stupor. |
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| SCHLOMO In this new FOX WHITE drama actor Schlong John Boehner ambitiously tackles the
world stage by portraying a hapless Rabbi wannabe impersonator visiting Israel named Schlomo. Sharing a name with Sigmund Freud might make some people
introspective but Schlomo will have none of it. His righteous certainty and commitment convinces Israeli agents to grant a private audience with the Israeli
Prime minister where Schlomo reveals his recurring intuitive vision that the world is on fire and only a preemptive nuclear holocaust can prevent a nuclear
holocaust. Bibi tells Schlomo he's working on it and orders more wine but his mind starts buzzing with the possibilities of employing Schlomo on a secret
mission in America. |
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