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 | ISIS IS COMING - FOR JUSTICE FOX WHITE'S own
Judge Jeanine Pirro takes on her first major acting role with the same passion she's shown in her designated fearmonger role at FOX WHITE CHANNEL since the new
"Feel The Fear" campaign began a few months ago. She not only delivers justice she rips terrorists still beating hearts right out of their chests in this campy
comedy that's both sexy and brutally violent. Critics agree Judge Jeanine is smokin' hot as a vengeful goddess. |
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| THE SHITTING Originally filmed as a remake of
the movie classic THE SHINING this film had test audiences literally crapping their pants in fear. An incredible 90% voted this version was "FAR MORE"
frightening than Stanley Kubrick's 1980 masterpiece. With those kind of numbers producers felt this film deserved it's own title because obviously this film is
just too scary to be a sequel to any previous horror. The tension is so taut it's like watching on a high wire with a noose around your neck. And have no doubt
these two actors were born to play these roles. Come Oscar time Academy voters may be too frightened to vote for anyone else. |
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| TRADING PLACES Jamie Lee Curtis reprises her
star making 1983 role as a prostitute with a great rack only this time as the mother of the heir to a mega billionaire named Murdoch she throws the billionaire
scion of a global empire for a loop by replacing him as her son with her youthful African-American plastic surgeon played by Dr. Ben Carson. Kicked to the curb
son James' life comes unglued as his Mum replaces him in all the family photos with the smiling black face of Dr. Ben Carson. And then when Ben moves into Mum's
bedroom the rejected son plots his revenge as he struggles to get his Mum's love back. |
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| BLOOD FEUD - SPECIAL EDITION Leave it to
comedian, author and humanitarian Steve Harvey to not only host a game show, a radio show and a television talk show where he consuls folks about personal
problems but now he has decided to solve ALL the world's problems on prime time television with this worldwide broadcast of BLOOD FEUD - SPECIAL EDITION.
Representing Louisiana Evangelical Christians and the United States will be Phil Robertson and his famous duck hunting family. Representing their version of
Radical Islam and DAESH or Islamic State will be Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and his inner circle of murdering terrorists. An international agreement was signed to
prevent anyone from firing missiles or using suicide bombers during the production of the show which was filmed at a secret neutral location. |
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| MITCH McCONNELL TURTLE POWER Is the latest heart
tugging LIFELINE movie about another goofy out of date Grandpa confused by an age and culture gap that seems to be widening every day. In a miniscule acting
challenge McConnell plays a 70 year old lifetime Kentucky politician who after a 30 year career suddenly discovers all of his political support has grown old
just like him and his popularity has tanked to new lows with Kentucky voters under the age of 70. Desperate for younger voters McConnell hires a new campaign
manager who immediately puts his candidate in a Ninja Turtle costume to make appearances at four Chuck E. Cheese birthday parties followed by a meeting with the
original KYnect or Kentucky Obamacare Pajama Boy. He's now a student at the University Of Louisville and a leader of a new national Super PAC called SPJ or
Student Pajama Juice formed to promote student pajama clubs across America and hold pajama voting parties. |
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| PASSWORD - AMERICA'S FOVORITE GAME SHOW The
Democratic National Committee has reckoned there's more than one way to get their message across and have struck gold with a new version of all time TV game show
favorite PASSWORD. By pre-selecting the password for every game Democratic Party messages essential to convey have an opportunity for discussions that can become
hilarious and are tons of fun just like the old time PASSWORD episodes with the icons of that era. Test screenings have been off the chart and a noticeable
ratings boost for newcomer channel MSDNC is widely anticipated by TV Guido television observers. |
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| HOMELAND ALONE In this new dramatic series
Lindsey Graham reprises his signature role as the perpetually terrified effeminate Senator from a conservative Southern state. His act has
repeatedly brought home the bacon however and his state collects more military money per capita than any other state in America. He's already a favorite actress
award winner in the military industrial complex but this latest Graham on screen meltdown-in-fear performance has critics talking Emmy and maybe Golden Globes. |
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| DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Sarah Palin has hosted
and guested on game shows before but this is her first offering on her own SARAH PALIN CHANNEL which during the game is called the SARAH PALIN PLAY CHANNEL.
In this exciting new game show random folks are selected and as contestants are led onstage individually. After a suspenseful wait in the spotlight of at
least half a minute Sarah Palin appears from behind a curtain and approaches the contestant. In a loud stage voice she directly asks "Don't you know who I
am?" The contestant has fifteen seconds to answer correctly or Sarah Palin bitch slaps her off the stage and out the stage door into a parking lot covered with
snow. Winning contestants receive a free one year subscription to the Sarah Palin Channel so they can watch their appearance with Sarah over and
over. |
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| SPECIAL REPORT: OBAMA OUT OF TOUCH - INTERVIEW WITH
MITT ROMNEY In a televison first FOX WHITE CHANNEL went into high orbit above the earth to ask Mitt Romney what's really up with Barack Obama. "He's out
of touch!" Romney insisted. "Look I've been floating around in orbit up here for almost two years and Obama's cut the money for my rescue ship from the NASA
budget and I haven't heard from Houston Mission Control since Rick Perry was indicted so no wonder there's a groundswell of support for me to run for President
again for the third time in 2016." Romney gets personal when he says about an oxygen free environment..."It allows my mind to focus even better." |
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| STAR WARS XIII - THE LAST BATTLE OF IRAAX
Barack Obama's big screen acting debut isn't scheduled to arrive until 2017 but this episode of the STAR WARS franchise will simply be the
biggest motion picture ever made. Scenes will actually be shot from an orbit around both the earth and moon. The current working plot outline has
planetmaster Obamacus Zappoza being forced to deal harshly with a marauding genocidal army of bandits who have taken control of the Tattooine sector and
publicly peeled tramp stamps off women's lower backs as well as chopping off thousands of tattooed arms and legs. The death toll is massive when Obamacus orders
corrective actions and the entire Iraax region is erased from existence via the orbiting giant sinkhole generator. Iraax is left at the bottom of two mile deep
self closing sinkhole and every previously living being is now both dead and buried. Later Obamacus suffers grief over the innocent victims who couldn't
hobble out of the region as his wife tries to cheer him up. "Tomorrow will be better" she says. |
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| WAR DRUMS
This film is a dramatized documentary study into the psyche of war hawks, warmongers and war advocates throughout American history but jumps to the present
rather quickly. The U.S. Congress has always contained belligerents ready to send troops and do battle at any and every provocation small or large as diplomacy
is not to their liking. Today Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham are America's most active word warriors beating the drums of war for no less than 14 major
military actions in 14 different countries in the past 14 years. |
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| ERIC CANTOR'S FASHION NATION
Lifeline Channel's continuing series of second careers special presentations this time focuses on former House Majority Leader Eric Cantor. After the most
humiliating political defeat of this century Cantor turned to a second career in men's fashion. It's a natural fit for Cantor whose aloof manner and arrogant
personality are far more suited to an international clothing designer than a constituent services politician. Without the necessity to check his
self-absorption Cantor's creative talents have blossomed and his new career is booming. His sophisticated Southern drawl has now acquired a distinctive
European sounding affectation. |
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| OH CANADA... RECIPE FOR LOVE AND LOWER TAXES
This Harmall Movie Channel feature mixes lighthearted romance with a big business insider's drama as a famous American billionaire finds out he
can save billions of dollars in future U.S. corporate taxes if he buys a Canadian donut shop. Known to be larger than life Burger King buys the entire province
of Prince Edward Island and hires Celine Dion to sing at his introduction party to meet and greet the island locals who are all now his tenants. Burger King is
used to receiving the royal treatment and having it his way but when Celine Dion rejects his clumsy romantic overtures he reverts to telling whoppers that she
finds fascinating to listen to because the smitten Burger King keeps shoving wads of hundred dollar bills at her. The King is certainly not without
charm and the sympathetic Celine Dion is just goofy enough to be believable but the real star is the gorgeous Prince Edward Island scenery. |
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