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KINGS UNDER THE DOME new political drama tv series on FOX WHITE... He was just in town to lend his support to efforts to preserve the Bar Harbor sand bar near his huge island estate in Maine. But when the celebrity author tried to leave the intoxicated atmosphere of Washington D.C it was somehow as impossible as if he were inside a dome. A unexplainable force field compulsion to rewrite a legislative horror story overtook him as he found an exotic surreal dimension full of gaps in logic and sanity that surpassed even the darkest corners of one of literature's darkest imaginations.

Oops! Backers lost so much money the first time around with Rick Perry's LOAN RANGER that Texas logic says they had to make the sequel and try to recoup some of the losses. Don't expect this second go around to make any more sense than the original but a Rick Perry cowboy fantasy is always entertaining to a certain herd of folks. The Loan Ranger's hapless sidekick Bobby Tonto can't win for losin' as his tribe gets slaughtered for the third time and this time it's oilmen who drill 'em all. LOAN RANGER II

GOHMERTVILLE is a new reality tv series on FOX WHITE... You'd think having 117 nearly identical twins would be a real ego destroyer but that just isn't the case. These small town country folks in Gohmertville Texas really like each other and it shows. It's mesmerizing how wacky thinking and talking nearly always initiates a unifying nod and "reckon so". It's the outsiders who are in for a heaping shovel full of problems when they come into this Texas town.

FEAST ON LIBERALS is one show where "over the top" means upper bunk pre-amnesty federal immigration detainees had their blood drained first. It's bloody, it's gory, it's hunky dory. The Bloodletter is out of her vampire batshit crazy mind because she's had her fangs in so many blood sacks. But she can't stop and you might not want her to after you see this hootfest.

FOX WHITE CHANNEL Debuts! THE MASTER BAITERS is a comedy series made for the new FOX WHITE cable channel. In the series two professional wrestlers and their manager deal with a business climate overrun by minorities. Endless semi-racist gags and redneck practical jokes on minorities are staples of the FOX WHITE network's first made-for-cable tv sitcom. BOARDWALK PAYBACK is based on a true story and is tragedy depicted tensely but with frequent comic relief. THE LOAN RANGER II is an anticipated action movie mini-series with an as yet unscheduled debut date. KINGS UNDER THE DOME is a new pricey drama series filmed in an edgy documentary-horror style and it looks like a winner. GOHMERTVILLE is a major new reality series that is irresistible and filled with jaw dropping sure-to-be repeated unscripted dialog.The campy FEAST ON LIBERALS is a sure-fire hoot for the target FOX WHITE demographic. The Heritage Foundation debuts DAS ROOTS their first new documentary film since hiring former Senator Jim DeMint. ELEPHANT SQUARES is a new political themed game show where contestants compete for large campaign donations. GOP KIDS is for younger FOX WHITE viewers and will air on Saturday mornings. July 30, 2013. TV Colorama

In the new Saturday morning show GOP FOR KIDS Captain Cantor explains the shame children of illegal immigrants should feel if they don't turn in their parents and become snitches on other illegal immigrants in their neighborhoods. Captain Cantor emphasizes the three R's regularly... Republicanism, Resistance to Obamacare and Remember Benghazi.

This is the point where the Daily Racing Rag jumped the shark and switched to promoting new ideas for TV shows and movies. It seemed a very long time until the next Presidential election. SHARIANADO! is Al Jazeera America's first original programming and it's worth the watch. Jihadist action abounds as a huge tornado hurls a rogue Sudan based criminal terrorist army across the Red Sea and into a major Saudi Arabian city to terrorize the wealthy residents and their gorgeous female servants.

Snowden Still Stranded In Russia After Six Weeks! Enjoy this 360 degree panorama tour of Moscow Airport. Without travel papers Snowden cannot leave so he spends his time with his new friend inside a pup tent he bought on Amazon.com. Delivery took one day. July 21, 2013. Panorama Travel News

Royal Baby Boehner Makes Pouty Face! Says no to immigrants. The Royal Baby House Speaker John Boehner cried No! No! No! to the Senate passed immigration reform bill and promised to do nothing to pass similar legislation in the House this year. July 20, 2013. Washington Nanny News

McConnell Cries Uncle! Reid bests McConnell without using the dreaded nuclear option. A humiliated Senate Minority Leader McConnell hastily agreed to approve pending Administration cabinet selections soon after his protests of the end of the world turned to little piggy squeals. July 16, 2013. Senate Wrestlemania

Rolling Stoned! Both Republican and conservative outrage over recent magazine covers builds. Angry birds always looking for something to dump on have their tail feathers all aflutter over two recent controversial Rolling Stone magazine cover photos. July 16, 2013. Magazine Management Monthly

"Stand Your Ground" Tour Back On! Ticket sales resume Monday. With the acquittal of George Zimmerman his long-delayed tour with Ted Nugent is back on the books of rock music venues nationwide. Nugent said "Zimmy" is a damn fine guitarist and we're gonna rock balls. July 15, 2013. Load Lock & Rock Magazine

South Floridians Stays Calm After Zimmerman Verdict! Things have a way of balancing out down here. Courtroom spectators like Dexter Morgan said justice delayed is still justice and there's no big hurry as the Florida hunting season is year round. July 14, 2013. Miami Crime Blog Monthly

Senate Nuclear Option! Mitch McConnell screams in terror. The so-called nuclear option would simply assure Administration cabinet selections an up or down vote on the Senate floor. Senate Minority Leader McConnell's protests of the end of the world appear distorted and unreal. July 13, 2013. Crayola Senate Coloring Book

Bush Rolls Out White Paper On Immigration Reform! Nobody wants to read it. Still unknown is what the former President's opinion of the Senate passed bill is because his treatise was oddly published on tissue thin bio-degradable paper rolled around a thin cardboard tube. July 10, 2013. Texas Tanker Monthly

Cruz Namesake Was Sadistic Killer! Executed by firing squad in 1833. The Canadian born Cuban Senator from Texas has an evil soul in the family tree. The deep dark secret was recently rediscovered by a researcher at the Texas information website TexiPedia.org. July 7, 2013. Texipedia.org

House Republicans Chant Death To Immigration Reform At Klandestine Meeting!
Conservatives demand immediate arrest and deportation of all illegal aliens. House Republicans have declared the Senate passed immigration reform bill dead on arrival. Conservatives in white headgear said they oppose immigration reform because 80% of all new immigrants will end up voting for Democrats. July 4, 2013. House Of Bedsheets

Clinton Updates Tablet! Thou Shalt Elect Hillary in 2016. The Supreme Leader of Democratic politics is revered former President Bill Clinton who is pondering the path upon which to proceed that will see the statuary prophesy to fruition . July 5, 2013. Online Bible Of the Month Club

Romney Popularity Plummets Out Of Orbit! Exiled landslide loser may join asteroid belt. Mitt Romney's popularity numbers have continued to fall like lead bricks since his humiliating defeat on election day. November 28, 2012. Astral Ejection News

Al-Awlaki's Final Seconds On Tape!
Hellfire missile finds American-born terrorist in Yemen desert.
Anwar al-Awlaki was humming along in his just-washed 1988 Mercedes Benz on the main highway crossing the hot Yemeni desert in the Al Jawf region and talking jihad with Samir Kahn, his webmaster and only other known American-born al-Qaeda terrorist, and then...Byaaaaang! He's soot. President Obama announced the development adding we've run out of influential American-born radical al-Qaeda terrorists to vaporize.
October 6, 2011. Yemen Blockbuster Video.