WENDY DAVIS EXCLUSIVE! If everybody else had these stories they wouldn't be exclusive. |
TEXAS HOMELAND Wendy Davis stars in this exciting new action drama series from Texas BBS "We got the sauce!". Standing up against the Texas Taliban was thought to be nearly impossible but this is one tough Texas lady. In the first episode alone she drop kicks more than a dozen old boy Texas bigots in the ball sacks leaving them bleating like beef calves in a butcher's barn. Wendy Davis believes the Texan Taliban's womenfolk may have tired of second class citizenry and might burn their burkas if for no other reason but to annoy their lazy sons a bitch husbands. Davis is fierce and charismatic and the Texas BBS network has scored again. |
LIKE SERIOUSLY? YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD MESS WITH MY MAMA? is a long title for a TV show based on a true story but that's what they named it. After the Windy Davis upset victory for Texas Governor shocked the nation her daughter Barbie when asked if she was surprised replies "As if, I've starred in 18 feature films and am the most popular doll in the world. LMAO cowboy, like seriously did that dude think he could mess with my Texas Mama by calling her Barbie? OMG eighty per cent of the hottest blonde females in Texas love Barbie and look like Barbie including Rick Perry's own wife, so like that made no sense at all and had to help her like a ton. And then what was also really stupid was when they started calling Mama a killer because all Texas men love killing things and now they got all the men in Texas thinking my Mama will make the hottest Governor ever for the hottest state ever and I think they're like really really right about that." |
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