Scott Walker - Special Report - DailyRacingRag.com

TERMINATOR TERMINATED No spoiler alert needed as viewers are aware from the opening credits that this particular terminator from the past played by an exhausted looking Scott Walker was unable to complete his mission to stop the future. However, the unanswered question is... are there more terminators coming and when?

KOCH WALKERS - THE NEXT GENERATION After a quick study on public relations the Koch Walkers choose a fresh face for a spokesman position and reorganize their ever expanding army of the dead. With a billion dollar budget their plan for total power and domination starts to coagulate.

STRAW MEN - 2015 CPAC STRAW DERBY GOP-TV Sports has released their video of the 2015 CPAC Straw Derby where once again Rand Paul was the winner. Rand Paul and before him his father Ron Paul routinely win this event every year and this year was no exception so the big story this year was the surprising strong second place finish by Wisconsin's union-busting Governor Scott Walker. The problem with this event is that it in no way resembles the larger Republican electorate simply because the average age of attendees is 25 years younger. These are young ambitious people of whom about 20% are star struck celebrity autograph seekers while about 30% are ideological true believers and 50% are budding sociopaths looking for easy opportunity. After a lot of drinking then pontificating and then more drinking the horse race was a slow moving event as straw horses like straw men don't hold up on the race track despite the grass course being in good condition.

POTATOE OR THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF IGNORANCE Judging from the title you'd think this is just another edgy comedy lambasting Scott Walker for dropping out of college and never obtaining any college degree and thus being the least educated candidate currently running for President in 2016. But No! And despite episodes when a befuddled Walker punts on evolution, climate change, women's rights, vaccinations, gravity, physics and mathematics or when Walker says he doesn't know if President Obama loves America or is a Christian... still no! Despite all of that slapstick TV Guido says that the Disney-built animatronic Dan Quayle used by the secret service when Poppy George H.W. Bush was President has been retrofitted with updated Google/Oracle/SpaceX software and now operates with a charisma and sparkle the real Dan Quayle never possessed. The technical wizardry and lifelike appearance of this robot is an achievement that must be seen to be believed and the sinister plot implications of convincing robot doubles with built-in advanced artificial intelligence completely replacing less intelligent human politicians has made this show the most anticipated new drama of the year. In episode one Walker unknowingly delivers funds from his billionaire backers for construction to begin on his own double.

DAWN OF THE PUNTER FOX WHITE RELIGION CHANNEL is set to air this interesting infotainment documentary discussion of the evolution of politifaith. Politifaith is a newly coined term to describe how candidates must pretend to believe multiple religious dogmas depending on who they're speaking to. Keeping it all organized has evolved into the practiced skill of saying practically nothing despite using hundreds of words that make listeners believe the speaker thinks just like you do. In a compelling scene Scott Walker demonstrates the art form by pandering to an anti-science crowd of right wing religious zealots by punting proven science into the Mississippi River. Charles Darwin once said the survivors are not the strongest or the smartest but those who best adapt to change.

WALKER - WISCONSIN WONDERKIND Scott Walker has exploded onto the celebrity scene and is currently riding a new wave of popularity amongst the all-important Iowan TV viewers. Quick to capitalize GOP-TV is set to launch this new TV mini-series starring Scott Walker conquering a brand new challenge each week in a classic Walter Mitty-like series of adventures. From lawman to chiropractor to Jedi knight Walker time travels and more in this potential crossover hit according to TV Guido.

WISCONSIN STRONGMAN SAYS NO ROOM TO COMPROMISE Febuary 21, 2011 Wisconsin strongman and Republican Governor Scott Walker issued his strongest words yet in his refusal to back down from his union-busting bill to strip most Wisconsin government workers of their collective bargaining rights. Unions have already agreed to Walker's financial demands but rightfully refuse to give up rights won over a 50 year period.