Condoleeza Rice - Special Report

Condoleeza To Write A New Rewrite Of The Bush Rewrite Of History! Denies saying she was fortunate to have read his book on the toilet. Public opinion now says George Bush and Dick Cheney have written and continue talking delusional dishonest nonsense in denying their past lies, insisting they have no regrets and spinning and promoting dishonest rewrites of history. Condoleeza Rice is far too polite for harsh verbal rebukes of her former boss but his writing is fair literary game and book reviews do not require the diplomacy of a diplomat. Condi reportedly read Bush's self-serving fiction while locked in her luxury toilet to diplomatically indicate she knows condescending crap when she reads it. Her new rewrite of the Bush rewrite of Bush Presidential history is due out in 2015. March 9, 2013. Bed, Bath & Bull Book Club

Eastwood Casts Condi For Epic Remake! Republicans enlist Hollywood to rewrite history. Republican's favorite movie star, Clint Eastwood, will retell the story of the South in a new film based on the classic "Gone With The Wind" only the Confederacy wins the Civil War in Eastwood's version and slavery survives and thrives up until modern times. All the slaves in this movie are extremely happy and the drama comes from Eastwood portraying a determined Jefferson Davis and his handling of the public turmoil over ordering all Union liberals to march west and cross the Mississippi River along with all the native peoples called Indian savages. All formerly freed slaves are rounded up and sold to pay off the war debt of the Confederate States but they are grateful and delighted to get back to work. Eastwood must convince members of his own family about how life will be better for his efforts to keep his beloved Confederacy conservative, all white and God-fearing. Condeleeza Rice will make her acting debut along with an all-Republican cast under the guidance of Eastwood who will also direct and pen the screenplay. John Boehner will have a cameo role as a bartender who collects a cash reward for capturing and imprisoning a runaway slave named Obama. August 31, 2012. Republican Film Festival Report