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PROFILES IN COWARDICE - DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE King Donald sends word of his displeasure with colonists demanding independence and threatens the lives of his agents known as Republicans and confiscates their properties in England. They quickly offer apologies and draft a declaration swearing their loyalty to the King.
HORNY BOO BOO'S HOME MOVIES Home movies are usually boring unless you're an oversexed celebrity or Presidential candidate who secretly records everything. John McCain as Horny Boo Boo plays his home movies for a studio audience and you've got to admit you're mighty curious to see firsthand the real reason McCain made one of the horniest boo boos in Presidential campaign history by selecting Sarah Palin as his over her head running mate. Other Horny Boo Boo home movies include a completely inappropriate 8mm movie of McCain's topless daughter in a Las Vegas swimming pool while Dad works the crap tables for 13 hours straight.
WAR DRUMS This film is a dramatized documentary study into the psyche of war hawks, warmongers and war advocates throughout American history but jumps to the present rather quickly. The U.S. Congress has always contained belligerents ready to send troops and do battle at any and every provocation small or large as diplomacy is not to their liking. Today Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham are America's most active word warriors beating the drums of war for no less than 14 major military actions in 14 different countries in the past 14 years.
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Ruffled Feathers Leads To Hilarious New Series! McCain and Cruz will make you laugh! It's not like they ruin America in the new series as producers want to keep it funny and besides that's their regular day job. May 24, 2013. PreCog TV Preview
No Rice! Methuselah McCain not nice about rejecting Rice twice. Senator Methuselah McCain found new vigor and rage after talking to reporters about how he and his new Benghazi baby don't like Rice and then they both pouted for hours. November 26, 2012. Food n' Politics
No Rice!
McCain Critical Of Everybody! Obama and Romney both make his bones rattle with rage.
Senator John McCain will never get over his hatred for Russians who visited his Hanoi Hilton prison cell six decades ago and McCain will never get over his hatred of the person responsible for denying him the Presidency, Barack Obama. But now, in a pique indicating he's just about had it with planet earth, McCain has found a new transgressor in Mitt Romney who led a Soviet-style political convention where the last presidential nominee, John McCain, was institutionally erased from memory and became a nonperson that was never mentioned and never happened. McCain's rage is reaching nuclear meltdown status as a recent count found seven different locations around the globe that McCain has called for the use of U.S. military force in the last three years. September 12, 2012. Smithsonian Newsroom
McCain critical of everything and everybody.
Maverick McCain still gets laughs on campaign trail. McCain For Whom?
Maverick McCain still gets laughs on campaign trail!

Rick Perry was disappointed not receiving the endorsement of one his favorite comedians but ended up laughing his ass off (LMAO) anyway. John McCain meant to endorse Mitt Romney but when he gave his speech he accidentally said Barack Obama instead of Mitt Romney. Perry laughed out loud (LOL) watching McCain's own "oops moment". The Maverick was hilarious as he squirmed out of his accidental Obama endorsement. Not as funny is Rick Perry's campaign which fell flat in New Hampshire where he last polled under 2%. Rick remains upbeat having been assured a future comedy career and "Funniest Bloopers" hosting slot on the FOX television network.
January 6, 2012. Dusty's Campaign Trail News
Meet the new Mitt Romney. A Mitt For All Seasons!
Sarcastic Senator McCain endorses the new Mitt!

Following his eight vote landslide victory in Iowa Mitt Romney stepped off his chartered private jet to New Hampshire and was greeted by John McCain at an event announcing his endorsement of Romney. Nobody knows how to lose an election to Barack Obama more than John McCain so Mitt was thrilled. Mitt now owns the voodoo economics wing of the center right splinter group of the main strem Republican portion of the non-Tea Party division of the Republican Party. Romney wore a new sweater vest and chatted in a folksy style. The recent success of Rick Santorum obviously influenced Mitt's newest makeover but for Pete's sake! Mitt has proven time and again he can look or sound like anybody Republicans want him to look or sound like.
January 5, 2012. Mitt's Makeover Monthly
McCain Says 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' Works Fabulously!
Just don't ask McCain how he knows because he won't tell you. Senator John McCain has made it his priority to oppose the end of Don't Ask, Don't Tell and has testified that the policy works and is not broken and should not be repealed.
December 2, 2010. Capital Motel Hearing Rm 6
McCain says 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' works fabulously.
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