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MUSHROOM LOVE A closeted gay politician reacts to the death of his close friend and moral compass by developing an unhealthy obsession for mushrooms, mushroom soup and especially mushroom gravy which he slurps off his spoon with the glee of a vampire doctor at a blood drive. |
BAR RESCUE DIRECTOR'S CUT You won't see any of the unedited scenes from BAR RESCUE DIRECTOR'S CUT on regular TV because it's way too raunchy for broadcast even on basic cable. Tons of shitfaced drunk and horny women and the director's favorite a drunken politician trying to pick a fight with the show's host and star. |
WHEN LINDSEY MET SALMAN TV Guido says the trend for wishful thinking political movies is going to be big for awhile and here's another example. In this FOX WHITE fantasy President Lindsey Graham greets the Saudi king in South Carolina and promises 250,000 American troops to fight for the preservation of the Saudi royal family. |
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 3 Lindsey Graham stars in this nostalgic look back at his childhood that partially explains why Graham is the lowest of low-tech legislators in Washington D.C. He's never sent an email or fax in his life and has no idea what a Tweet or Instagram is. He just recently started carrying a 15 year old flip-phone his granddaughter found and gave him but he hasn't tried it out yet saying it's too small. Graham is considering a run for the Republican presidential nomination based on the idea that we desperately need the most modern military in the world and he would be a forward thinking and tough Commander in Chief. |
HOMELAND ALONE In this new dramatic series Lindsey Graham reprises his signature role as the perpetually terrified effeminate Senator from a conservative Southern state. His act has repeatedly brought home the bacon however and his state collects more military money per capita than any other state in America. He's already a favorite actress award winner in the military industrial complex but this latest Graham on screen meltdown-in-fear performance has critics talking Emmy and maybe Golden Globes. |
WAR DRUMS This film is a dramatized documentary study into the psyche of war hawks, warmongers and war advocates throughout American history but jumps to the present rather quickly. The U.S. Congress has always contained belligerents ready to send troops and do battle at any and every provocation small or large as diplomacy is not to their liking. Today Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham are America's most active word warriors beating the drums of war for no less than 14 major military actions in 14 different countries in the past 14 years. |
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