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ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN The Senate had a deal with the President and had already left town but then Ann Coulter started howling about Mexicans climbing up her legs so the President backed out of the deal and the United States government was shut down by the tallest woman in America.

NEOCON KARAOKE WITH ANN COULTER From the producers of FOX AFTER DARK DANCE PARTY which was a huge hit last year this new fun show looks like they might have hit another home run. Ann Coulter either sings or lipsinks (we're not sure) duets with almost every Republican presidential candidate.

ALL MY SLAVES DIED HAPPY Ann Coulter stars as a Southern style dominatrix who becomes a best-selling author. After Wal-Mart pulls Confederate flags from all of their shelves Ann blackmails a company executive and former client to keep her racist and hateful diatribe style books in all red state Wal-Mart stores.

ANN AND MONICA FROM SANTA MONICA Ann Coulter and Monica Lewinsky team up in this hilarious new gal pal comedy about two aging celebrity strippers from Santa Monica going on one last national farewell tour. They started out together as Valley girls of Polish-American heritage hoping to get a break in showbiz but ended up spending 19 years working the poles in Gentlemen's Clubs. Not that they didn't make a good living and bought a condo overlooking the ocean in Santa Monica but the younger girls started calling this pair of once gorgeous dolls Granny and Tranny so they booked their farewell tour to cash in one last time. The stripper jokes never get old even if the ladies baggage has saggage. This show is a butt naked comedy smash hit.

GOP SPORTS PRESENTS THE 2014 SIMPLETON CLASSIC Occasionally Republicans get tired of drama and enjoy sports. The back and forth of the Simpleton Classic is always a diversion and the battle for the stupidest most backward ignorant statement from a Republican candidate is on with a gusto. Celebrity siblings Florida Govenor Rick Scott and conservative hate author and columnist Ann Coulter host from the Simpleton Country Club outdoor tennis court. The action will include intense volleying of insults, innuendo, misleading statements and lobbing lies, damned lies and zombie lies back and forth from one side of the court to the other.

ANN COULTER - WHITE FOLKS ONLY is a new Tea Party recommended comedy series on FOX WHITE CHANNEL that makes fun of brown skinned immigrants. Coulter spouts tacky racial slurs and smugly tries to trick confused immigrants into going to Brazil instead of America. Punking humiliated brown skinned immigrants was called great entertainment by Tea Party TV critics who gave it a top rating of 4 rattler coils.

With the matter of the Tea Party economic suicide shutdown pushed aside temporarily BGN/Beer Goggles Network launches a provocative new interview series appropriately titled BEER GOGGLES utilizing the network's patented BGC/BeerGoggleCamera and beer fueled interviews of women or men important enough to sell books on FOX opinion news shows as well as an occasional truly important person. This season Ann Coulter appears to promote her new book "Never Let A Liberal Lick Your Bookend", private citizen Hillary Clinton allows the BGC/BeerGoggleCamera to follow along on a shopping trip to Walmart and Sarah Palin makes a forceful stand to insist a Veterans War Memorial remain open for visitors until normal closing hours.

This is one show where "over the top" means upper bunk pre-amnesty federal immigration detainees had their blood drained first. It's bloody, it's gory, it's hunky dory. The Bloodletter is out of her vampire batshit crazy mind because she's had her fangs in so many blood sacks. But she can't stop and you might not want her to after you see this hootfest.

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