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CARTOON SALOON The Huckleberry Bar is the local watering hole for these cartoon characters. They like to come in every afternoon about sundown and drink beer and talk crazy talk. But ever since Huckleberry installed the big screen TV folks just seem to talk a whole lot crazier than they used to. Tune in every Saturday to find out what's happening at the Huckleberry. With Huckleberry Cotton, Yogi and Boo Boo Bush, Quickdraw Cruz, Baba Rubio, Snagglepuss Walker and more. |
HUCKLEBERRY COTTON EXPLAINS STUFF LIKE THAT THERE (this week) WORLD DIPLOMACY Named for his father's favorite TV star 36 year-old Arkansas Senator Huckleberry Tom Cotton grew up where folks and neighbors pitched in with the schoolin' as they didn't have no regular teacher or schoolhouse. Well young Tom lit off and joined the service and then went on to the highest of high cotton schools. All the way to a place called Harvard which is a university. Well when Huckleberry come home to Arkansas he was all growed up and so smart that folks reckoned he knew just about everything there was to know so they asked Tom if he'd start explaining things on the TV. So he did. Arkansans now know that the USA is the world's only superpower and we call the shots for the entire world and since Huckleberry is now a U.S. Senator he calls the shots for the entire world. So world diplomacy is really just a simple-as-pie chore of tellin' the world what Huckleberry Cotton wants. |
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