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 CLIVEN BUNDY - AMMON BUNDY - RYAN BUNDY EXCLUSIVE! If everybody else had these stories they wouldn't be exclusive. |
 | ESCAPE FROM DEVILS ISLAND TV Guido says "Three Stooges" meet "Hogan's Heroes" in a new comedy series that is funny with or without a laugh track. Cliven and his two boys have ended up in a federal prison and hilariously plot their escape but their bungling attempts seem to assure they'll remain locked up for several TV seasons. |
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| BIRDMAN OR THE UNEXPECTED BURDEN OF IGNORANCE Nicolas Cage gets facial reconstruction after fire damage and grafts a famous face. He leads a land grab for ranchers special ops secret mission and hires an armed posse who then occupy federal buildings until his plan goes bad when septic pumper trucks suspend service. |
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| BUNDY is the story of Republican Tea Party Conservative and the aftermath of his battle with the Bureau of Land Management. Just a few weeks after Bundy and his heavily armed Tea Party militia backed down the federal government's BLM agents who were confiscating Bundy's cattle for non-payment of grazing fees Bundy was still beaming with confidence. FOX news seemed to want his opinion on everything so naturally when the subject turned to race relations Bundy decided to put his long held beliefs into action. He and his militia went to several North Las Vegas housing projects and herded some negroes into a cattle hauler semi-trailer on the promise of work. After reaching the Bundy ranch the negroes went to work planting cotton in the hot sun and soon those cotton balls were popping out all around and those negroes spent the next several months just a singin' and a pickin' cotton. They were so happy they didn't seem to mind Bundy's Tea Party militia guarding them at gunpoint or shooting two women who tried to escape. Bundy starts holding regular church services and reads from the Bible to the negro children. |
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| LIVE FREE AND DIE HARD is Cliven Bundy's third movie and all produced in near record time. After defying the government successfully over cattle grazing fees and disputing federal slavery laws as non-existent Bundy takes the ultra conservative Tea Party Republican Party to new territory when he declares himself a sovereign citizen immune from all laws and governments. After using his discount prescription drugs benefit from Medicare to get a year's supply of daily dose Cialis Bundy decides to show his contempt for all forms of oppressive government by walking around completely naked except for boots and hat sporting a drug induced erection. In what may forever be Bundy's tag line he drawls "I hear tell Gandhi wasn't one to wear underwear neither". |
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| SUNDAY BUNDY SUNDAY is the dramatic story of a tense armed stand-off in Nevada cattle and tortoise territory featuring a lively onscreen reunion between Al and Peg Bundy. Their rich uncle Cliven Bundy calls urgently and wants their help claiming he sent them money when they were struggling actors. Cliven is in a beef with the Bureau of Land Management and they are confiscating his cattle and cousin Ted Bundy Jr. has been arrested. Al and Peg arrive separately and Peg brings along an outlaw ATV gang as backup. After the armed mob of ATV hoodlums and local Tea Party horsemen back down the Feds everybody celebrates but when Ron Perlman finds out Cliven Bundy is just a millionaire deadbeat and his story was bullshit his gang comes back with a refrigerator truck and fills it with frozen steaks while Cliven is held at gunpoint. |
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