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 STEVE BANNON EXCLUSIVE! If everybody else had these stories they wouldn't be exclusive. |
 | DRUNK NEWS with Steve Bannon Steve gets drunk in Alabama and ends up running a Republican Senate campaign for an accused child molester on a dare. After suffering a humiliating loss in a can't lose race Bannon leaves the rally without comment until waking up in the street the next morning. |
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| DELIVERANCE 2 - REBOUND The amazing autistic banjo boy from the original film is now sixty years old and on top the Tallulah County power pyramid but he's mad as hell and seeks righteous revenge for the sexual assaults he suffered as a boy banjo prodigy up and down the Cahulawassee River. |
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| HELL RIDE Pootie couldn't believe his luck. This was the easiest thing he ever did and Satan was certain to give him a big bonus for delivering the dim-witted douchebag sleazeball President running the former superpower United States whose electorate is now the laughingstock of the entire world. |
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| STONE COLD CRAZY - New! RINO Records release from EMPRESS Maybe once in a generation does any record in any genre qualify as a world changing piece of plastic but this disc does just that. Despite near universal rejection by music critics everywhere theses songs are loved by millions. |
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| GOAT MILK? NAH... THIS IS WHISKEY In the living world Der Jungste Stratege (the Strategist) was a powerful purveyor of poisonous propaganda and political potions until suddenly it was over and now he's just another vendor selling death to dead people at Saturday morning swap meets in hell. |
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| THE UNAUTHORIZED ROSIE O'DONNELL STORY A rumor pops up that Rosie O'Donnell might play Steve Bannon on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE so Trump Media Network announces their own docudrama with Steve Bannon playing Rosie O'Donnell and Kellyanne Conway playing her wife Michelle. |
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| DON'T THINK TWICE Southern bred sit-coms may be the new trend for 2017 as an eagerness for ignorance among American TV viewers is insatiable. No one doubts that nobody including the writers or actors ever thought twice when they decided to put together this hit hillbilly farce that has been welcomed like oxycontin to it's fan base. |
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