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 | TOWER OF BABBLE A united and free humanity in the generations following the Great War came to New York City and built a tower tall enough to reach heaven. God, seeing Trump egotistically building a taller tower, confounds his speech so that people can no longer understand what he's saying. |
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| SPANKY CAVES NATIONAL PARK It used to be one of Appalachia's deepest abandoned coal mines until a well-funded Trump-loyal group turned it into the first Spanky library and tourist attraction. The Trump "archives of achievement" are deep within the mine since they can't stand the light of day. |
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| TRAVEL CHANNEL Foreign vistors have suddenly stopped coming to Fortress America and the American tourism and travel industry are taking a huge financial hit. Travel Channel features vacation values that are still plentiful for Americans traveling abroad if they can convincingly portray non-Americans. |
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