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 | THE ABBOTT OF THRONE is TEXAS BBS STATIONS "We got the sauce" brand new series to air this summer and possibly much longer. Sir Gregor Abbott was crippled in a squirrel flying accident so he depended on his very large hunchback man servant named Hoodat from the House of Ted to carry him across Texas. Gregor felt he was destined to sit on the Throne of the Yellow Rose but first he had to go north to the Oklahoma border wasteland and kill the three-eyed crow that haunted him for no particular reason. Along the way Gregor and Hoodat learn how to jiggle the Texas panhandle and experience many adventures and face many obstacles they must overcome. |
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| FOX AFTER DARK DANCE PARTY is the first DVD to be released from season one of the smash reality series FOX AFTER DARK. This party is so much fun because these guys get hammered at the open bar with free drinks and really let go of their dickish on air personae. Already receiving rave reviews on this page the party has yet to stop. The episode where Megyn Kelly in a metallic miniskirt either sings or lip sync's to a crushing dance beat number entitled BENGHAZI BEAT is awe inspiring and contagious as hepatitis with a pulsating bottom end Megyn brings it home like ham on a holiday. It's amazing what alcohol does to the performers at this after hours party. |
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| THE MITCH MCCONNELL DANCE PARTY is coming to AARP-TV this summer throughout the Southern region. Check your local listings. Not many people remember Mitch McConnell's record but it goes way back. When a heckler at a recent public appearance yelled out "Hey Mitch how you gonna dance around your record?" McConnell knew just what to do. He gathered up his 240 remaining copies of his 44 year old "Dance Party" LP and handed them out to his platinum campaign contributors. Old folks started playing it at rest homes and just like that it went viral along with a semi-acute respiratory syndrome that was traced to the storage room where the records were kept. Despite the oddity of the circumstances the music is popular enough in Kentucky that AARP-TV signed McConnell for at least 22 weekly "Dance Party" episodes. |
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| THE LEGEND OF BARACULES is an epic IMAX wide screen movie about the heroic adventures of Baracules and his victory in leading an army who were fighting for the impoverished people throughout the vast nation they were born into by no fault of their own. They bled for a better life that included the medical care they had never received and would have saved their loved ones. Millions perished in the generations long struggle. Baracules himself was born to and raised by an ailing mother who died young because she was shut off from the healthcare available only to the elite who lived in the city of pyramids. Baracules faced many obstacles and enemies not the least of which was TeaPartycus who led an opposing army that appeared only in the final years yet fought intense and desperate battles that left the vanquished so scared they could not accept defeat and retreated into a bubble of self-deception and isolation from their own families. Rated Bloody. |
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| MONUMENTS MEN is the biggest budget film ever produced. The stars each pocketed $100-150 million dollars before production wrapped. Absolutely no expense was spared as enormous granite monuments were erected on formerly public land all across red state America. The script is mostly an all out assault of well worn Republican talking points attempting to glorify as virtuous a litany of unpopular political positions. But neither that or the cast of 80+ year-olds very stiff acting is too much a bother to enjoy the wondrous beauty of former public lands before they were transformed into Republicans only travel destinations with members only RV services. |
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| LIKE SERIOUSLY? YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD MESS WITH MY MAMA? is a long title for a TV show based on a true story but that's what they named it. After the Windy Davis upset victory for Texas Governor shocked the nation her daughter Barbie when asked if she was surprised replies "As if, I've starred in 18 feature films and am the most popular doll in the world. LMAO cowboy, like seriously did that dude think he could mess with my Texas Mama by calling her Barbie? OMG eighty per cent of the hottest blonde females in Texas love Barbie and look like Barbie including Rick Perry's own wife, so like that made no sense at all and had to help her like a ton. And then what was also really stupid was when they started calling Mama a killer because all Texas men love killing things and now they got all the men in Texas thinking my Mama will make the hottest Governor ever for the hottest state ever and I think they're like really really right about that." |
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| HIM is a new film from Bill O'Reilly Productions starring Bill O'Reilly as Bill O'Reilly. After Bill grows a pornstache his operating system named Narcisssus 2.0 starts sending him lewd messages late at night until Bill pursues the relationship further. When the system changes it's name to Bill and learns to perfectly mimic Bill's voice and condescending style Bill falls head over heels in love and things get weird. After spending hours aimlessly wandering about the city kissing his image in storefront windows and furniture store mirrors Bill has a difficult decision to make as his operating system has become insanely jealous and demands more face time with Bill. |
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| MARCO RUBIO stars in yet another feature film this time as an unrepentant Florida based FOX NEWS go-to guy for on air verbally trashing any subject a large majority of scientists worldwide agree upon. His character had just signed a seven figure book deal with Rupert Murdoch debunking scientific snobbery on notions like evolution, cigarettes and man made climate change when disaster struck. An ocean surge flooded his office and two thirds of Miami in one weekend and Rush Limbaugh's fortress compound and broadcast facility was swallowed up by a massive sinkhole with Limbaugh and several others missing. Unable to comprehend his culpability Rubio impatiently waits in his office until rescued by the Coast Guard who he then berates for working for a Muslim President. |
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| BILLION DOLLAR ARM is Kochpocalypse Productions latest and timely feature film. Koch executives realized that baseball movies may promote million dollar arms but that is far less than pocket money for Kochs. And the movie star they wanted to play Lady Liberty, Penelope Cruz, is married to another billionaire so if the Kochs wanted to make a movie where their characters get to repeatedly grope Penelope Cruz in a sheer gown (31 takes) it would have to be a billion dollar arm. The movie may not be worth the price of admission but those Kochs certainly got their money's worth from Lady Liberty. They always do. That's why they have a fortune of over $200 billion. |
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| MARCO RUBIO'S PUDDING IS A VEGETABLE is a new film in which Marco Rubio aims his pitch squarely at future voters currently still too young to vote with a soothing reassurance that storks do indeed deliver babies and Santa Claus is real. Rubio then switches subjects in an animated attempt to reeducate indoctrinated toddlers of liberal parents that scientific theories like evolution and climate change are never true. After little Marco rescues an adorable puppy from getting squirted by the White House front lawn sprinklers the diminutive bundle of baby fuzz from Florida declares that he is ready to be President but can it wait until after his afternoon sleepy time? |
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| FOX WHITE SHOPPING CHANNEL PRESENTS GEORGE WILL'S WORLD OF WIGS is the first item of business on the new FOX WHITE SHOPPING CHANNEL. Several months ago when Rupert Murdoch visited Disney World he reportedly hated it but was dumbfounded by all the merchandise he saw being sold. "Why the bloody fuck aren't we doing that?" Murdoch was reported to say to an aide. "Make it so." The result is a brand new full fledged TV shopping channel and the first week is devoted to the George Will collection of mens fashion wigs, FOX NEWS personality book sales and the Greta Van Susteren line of unisex blazers. |
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| SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS is a new movie about an unfinished movie script that jumped to the top of Hollywood's Black List of unmade movie scripts after John Boehner appointed a select committee of seven quirky Republican storytellers to finish the script but not before the November midterm elections. With seven writers in full creative mode the plot twists and turns hop all over the place like kangaroos on a basketball court but ultimately this overwrought effort may prove unsatisfying as it becomes exhausting to keep up with endless exploration of unimportant and seemingly irrelevant plot points and back story minutia. |
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| FOX AFTER DARK is a charming and leisurely chill pill. The corporate news business is strikingly similar to countless other corporate businesses in that your best people sit at desks and tell lies all day like maniacal sociopaths. It's all about winning and nothing else matters. Behind the scenes however these malignant sons of bitches are often just regular folks who like to relax at the end of a hard day of endless bullshit. Reality series don't get much better than this new entry. Famous faces get happy and plastered at this private after hours party with an open bar and free drinks. In the series premiere Rupert Murdoch makes one of the best entrances ever filmed as he nearly floats through a double door wearing a Hefner style burgundy silk robe with no less than Rand Paul tethered to his arm like an Applejack show pony. |
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| WAR HORSE 2 - THE BATTLE OF BENGHAZI is the expected sequel to the first Benghazi conspiracy series which still hasn't ended yet and FOX will probably air both shows twice daily despite duplicate vacuous content. How they can fill the air time is a miracle of modern television and imagination considering the first 18 months of a $16 million Congressional investigation and 2000 hours of intense on air discussion have yet to find any hint of any crime and in fact no one has ever been accused of any crime. Still the series is already scheduled to run until at least November 2016 and possibly for another 4 to 8 years thereafter. In episode number 402 John Boehner denies he and Darrell Issa are beating a dead horse because technically their subject Equus mortis benghazii is now closer to a fossil. |
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| BENGHAZI TRAIN is the title of a heavy metal masterpiece still popular enough to play in continuous loop and frequently live on the new FOX WHITE concert channel. Boehner is taking his argument to a new deep dark musical level in the coming 15th official Congressional Benghazi Investigation. Critics say Republicans are going off the rails on a crazy train but Boehner knows the people don't care so long as it rocks boulder size balls. To hear a monster orgasmic version of BENGHAZI TRAIN featuring one of the best deceased guitarists to have ever lived click here and turn up the sound. |
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