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 | DEATH STAR TRUMP 2018 Supreme Commander Darth Trump becomes enraged and steals General Kelly's throat lozenges after learning his Death Star will remain without weapons because Elon Musk refuses to ship the weapons into outer space on the promise of payment at a later date. |
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