JOE
BIDEN
25-1 |
JEB
BUSH
15-1 |
BEN
CARSON
60-1 |
LINCOLN
CHAFEE
80-1 |
TED
CRUZ
50-1 |
HILLARY
CLINTON
2-5 |
CHRIS
CHRISTIE
40-1
|
CARLY
FIORINA
80-1 |
LINDSEY
GRAHAM
50-1 |
MIKE
HUCKABEE
45-1 |
BOBBY
JINDAL
60-1 |
JOHN
KASICH
50-1 |
MARTIN
O'MALLEY
60-1 |
RAND
PAUL
20-1 |
RICK
PERRY
50-1 |
MARCO
RUBIO
15-1 |
BERNIE
SANDERS
45-1 |
RICK
SANTORUM
60-1 |
DONALD
TRUMP
25-1 |
SCOTT
WALKER
15-1 |
JIM
WEBB
60-1 |
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 | CAITLYN'S HELL BABY With $85 million Caitlyn starring as Caitlyn is still a
country club member and conservative Republican but when she decides to match her pre-operation frozen sperm with step-daughter Kim's frozen eggs
and carry a hell baby to term in her own abdomen notable nabob neocon minds start exploding with memories of Rosemary's Baby who fundamentalist
Evangelicals claim still reigns in the darker regions of a hellish Netherworld. |
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| THE ENCYCLICAL OF TRUMPERY Donald Trump stars as himself along with his newest
wife and young son. Trump issues an encycliclal document proclaiming how everything should be in America and how everyone should act in world and why
he's the only one both smart enough and rich enough to understand the world as it really is. |
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| ALL MY SLAVES DIED HAPPY Ann Coulter stars as a Southern style dominatrix who
becomes a best-selling author. After Wal-Mart pulls Confederate flags from all of their shelves Ann blackmails a company executive and former client
to keep her racist and hateful diatribe style books in all red state Wal-Mart stores. |
| STATE PLATES Go on the road every week with special guest hosts searching out
the funniest personalized license plates and their owners in all 50 states. |
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| CON UBER After a daring prison escape three convicts use a smartphone and
Uber app to hail a getaway ride 1/2 mile from the prison gate. While two convicts head for Canada to pursue political careers Rick Perry wants to stay
and run for the U.S. Presidency despite pending charges. Don't miss the hilarious cameo by Nicolas Cage. |
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| THE KILL SHOT TV GUIDO calls this new MS-DNC horror flick based on a novel by
the King of Horror a masterwork. The first scene has the Pope lamenting the world turning into a massive pile of filth just as the next Bush is
launching into a foreordained campaign for the U.S.Presidency. Debuts this summer on Hysteria Channel. |
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| SHIT FOR BRAINS This news documentary style series from the producers of
DATELINE explores just how ignorant, racist and hateful millions of Americans are. |
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| BAKED ALASKA After her son is charged with murder Dixie goes rogue and steals
the payroll and a van full of Confederate flag women's swimwear from the Tallahassee boutique where she works and sets out with her daughter to
Alaska where the population is 99% white and record high temperatures dominate the news. |
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| NEOCON KARAOKE WITH ANN COULTER From the producers of FOX AFTER
DARK DANCE PARTY which was a huge hit last year this new fun show looks like they might have hit another home run. Ann Coulter either sings or
lipsinks (we're not sure) duets with almost every Republican presidential candidate. |
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| GOP SPORTS PRESENTS THE FLORIDA REPUBLICAN DERBY In what comes down to a
possible match race between local Florida favorites odds makers are split between the well hydrated but slow old timer Jeb Bush or the famously
thirsty much younger runner Marco Rubio. |
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| TRUMP - HOW I CAN SAVE AMERICA FROM THE CHINESE Donald Trump decides he will
turn fundraising for Presidential campaigns into a gold plated profit making business. Using unemployed graduates from Trump University his sales
team starts selling time shares for luxury vacation suites to be built in a proposed residential tower. |
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| JEBE - ERASE YOUR MEMORIES OF MY BROTHER In this made for TV movie Jeb learns
hypnotism and mind tricks online from a Spanish Bosnian magician/mentalist and convinces dozens of folks on the campaign trail to wear pink rubber
eraser-shaped hats they are told will erase all of their memories of his brother. |
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| WALK OF ATONEMENT, VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE It was a grim conclusion to the
busy season of Game Of Thrones spinoff series. In WALK OF ATONEMENT Bernie Sanders stars as the High Sparrow and strips away the finery of an
incestuous and very flawed Lady Liberty and exposes her shame for leaving millions of citizens to rot in poor health and poverty while pandering
exclusively like Little Finger's whores to the inherently wicked billionaire class. In REVENGE SHALL BE MINE Hillary Clinton delivers the performance
of a decade in a wrenching retelling of her own walk of atonement. An actress cannot be more convincing as a humiliated woman seething with the
raging conviction that her tormentors will feel her molten wrath burn through their skins like a Targaryan dragon roasting pigeon pies. TV GUIDO said
after the show ended he sat awestruck for 15 minutes before writing an unusable "I love that fucking show." |
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| ALA BOBBY JINDAL AND THE FORTY THIEVES Bobby Jindal stars as a corrupt
politician that turns his home state into an Republican elephant cesspool for oil companies using hocus pocus, card tricks and magical illusions
including levitating into a Presidential nominee position. |
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| PLANET OF THE APES - TEXAS Texas had long been the main source of chimpanzees
bred in captivity for profit. Tens of thousands were sold for scientific experiments before the mass breakout from the Texas Biomedical Research
facility. After three years in the wild a trio of chimps gather near Kickapoo Cavern State Park and discuss how they feel about Texas, Rick Perry and
George W. Bush. Later they post their best comments and observations on conservative web sites. |
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| ORLANDO Jeb Bush stars as a mentally and physically challenged Latino named
Orlando who has spent his entire adult life working at a Wal-Mart in Florida. Ricky Gervais guest stars as the manager who fixes up Orlando's
wheelchair with motorcycle handlebars so Orlando is motivated to retrieve shopping carts and reduce labor costs. |
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| MISTER SPEAKER The artist who secretly painted a shadow of Monica Lewinsky's
dress into the official Bill Clinton portrait has done it again. After more than six years curators finally noticed the head of a teenage wrestler
painted near Speaker Hastert's zipper. A major TV special will reveal the inside story of this painting and reveal a new secret message hidden in
still another politician's official portrait. |
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| THE CHOSEN ONE Jeb Bush barely survives his battle with Scott Walker in the
Koch murder bowl only to displease the pharaohs with a semantics gaffe and they order the Harpy to attack. Just as Jeb is about to face his doom his
dragon mother of the royal DragonBush blood swoops in to fly her son to safety. |
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| BANK OF ADELSON Adelson the corrupt insurance salesman and banker becomes
suspicious of the oyster girl and finances another Game Of Thrones spin-off series in which he survives for nine episodes. |
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| AMERICAN PHARAOHS In yet another Game Of Thrones spin-off movie the action
starts many moons after the dragon queen fled the arena with a modernized version of the murder bowl. Political candidates vie one-on-one for the
approval of both the audience and the Koch brothers who were and still remain the power behind the Harpy. |
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| WHEN LINDSEY MET SALMAN TV Guido says the trend for wishful thinking political
movies is going to be big for awhile and here's another example. In this FOX WHITE fantasy President Lindsey Graham greets the Saudi king in South
Carolina and promises 250,000 American troops to fight for the preservation of the Saudi royal family. |
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| ENTOURAGE 4D -ENTOURAGE FOR DEMOCRACY This new MSDNC film might be
classified wishful thinking but it is upbeat. Instead of attacking each other as the right wing press had been expecting the Democratic
presidential candidates unite in a crusade for modernizing how America votes including automatic registration for all citizens. |
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| THE KELLYPHILE This NEWSPROOM style drama is fast paced and begins immediately
after the network is inherited by the founder's oldest son. Th new boss aggressively implements a new approach and news anchor Megyn Kelly played by
Megyn Kelly airs a series of special interview broadcasts in the nude and annihilates prior network rating records. The boss is so impressed he soon
falls in love just like so many of her devoted fans nationwide. |
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| THE FARRIER STARRING LINCOLN CHAFEE Honestly none of the brain trust at MSDNC
expect this movie to take off big but insist it's a nice little movie anyway. Lincoln Chafee stars as a pleasant man who spends his entire life
working as a farrier in the Canadian horse racing industry but decides to make a drastic life change and move south where he finds work as a donkey
farrier at a National Park. Wayne Newton costars as a trail boss who won't stop singing some old song about a donkey shoe. |
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| HUCKIES STARRING MIKE HUCKABEE is almost a knock-off several body switching movies
including Tom Hanks' BIG but manages to amuse none the less because of Mike's sense of humor is lifted right out of PORKY's. And if
you like juvenile inane comic hijinks this may be the summer's best movie selection. |
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| KOCH WALKERS - THE LONG WINTER IS COMING and DUNGEON AND DRAG QUEENS Still more
Game Of Throne spin-off series which makes dozens now. KOCH WALKERS is especially gruesome as the Koch army of dead attorneys slaughter union
organizers without mercy. In DUNGEON AND DRAG QUEENS Cersi is still in the dungeon but gets a new cell mate who talks too much but is an improvement
over her previous isolation. |
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John Boehner
George W. Bush
Jeb Bush
Chris Christie
Hillary Clinton
Ted Cruz
FOX News
Newt Gingrich
Louie Gohmert
Mike Huckabee
Darrell Issa
Bobby Jindal
Koch Brothers
Rush Limbaugh
John McCain
Mitch McConnell
Rupert Murdoch
National Rifle Association
President Barack Obama
Sarah Palin
Rand Paul
Rick Perry
Harry Reid
Mitt Romney
Marco Rubio
Paul Ryan
Rick Santorum
Rick Scott
Uncle Sam
U.S. Supreme Court
Scott Walker
Allen West
