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 | THE AMBULANCE CHASER is a new Lifeline
Channel movie starring John Boehner as a lawyer wannabe who starts suing everybody from his parent's estate to the neighborhood handyman to his
chiropractor cousin. As his frivolous law suits near the 100 mark without success Boehner finally wins one after being sprayed with orange dye by a
Pakistani dry cleaner. Emboldened by his success Boehner faces his biggest challenge ever as he files a law suit against the President of the United
States. |
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| YOU JUST GOT PUNKED Starts the new season
with biggest most outrageous prank in the history of the show. Veteran television actor Joe Spano takes over for Ashton Kutcher because Kutcher became too
recognizable by the public for the gags to work. Still Spano who currently plays FBI agent Tobias on television's most watched show NCIS has been on TV for more
than 30 years. Despite those many years of exposure he was able to completely bamboozle a Congressional committee investigating the IRS. Posing as a former IRS
agent brought out of retirement to manage a public relations controversy Spano flawlessly handled Congressional temper tantrums so smoothly some said he seemed
right out of central casting at the time. Well it turns out he was and the episode went so well Spano was signed for an entire season of 22 episodes. When
Congressman Paul Ryan learned he had been raging at an imposter he wet himself in a fit of adolescent rage and embarrassment. |
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| REPUBLICAN GAME NIGHT with Reince Priebus
Reince Priebus gets busier every day. Republican game night is Priebus second time around as a TV game show host on the FOX WHITE CHANNEL having previously
hosted ELEPHANT SQUARES last year. This time around the games and contestants vary from week to week and some games are for special guests only. Opening week
features a dunk tank with John Boehner as the target and a new version of the American classic Whac-A-Mole where guests pop up and have one second to name either
a policy found in the GOP platform or two FOX NEWS fake Obama scandals. |
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| THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER Cable TV viewers are
accustomed to provocative series featuring wickedly evil characters in shows like Dexter, Breaking Bad and Fargo but this new made for cable movie goes where no
other show dares and you want evil? These characters disembowel the border guards on the barriers of decency. As possibly the most evil man on earth
Dick Cheney is devilishly delighted to discover his daughter Liz is even more wicked than he was at her age and is willing to go certain places even her
sublimely wicked mother Lynne has refused to go for years. After Cheney has a young gymnast murdered to obtain a new heart for his second transplant Liz starts
giving Dick massage therapy and manipulates Dick over and over until Dick comes to the idea of a permanent partnership for evil. After Lynne leaves for
Brazil with a salsa dancer Dick and Liz move into a luxury penthouse together and become literally inseparable. At her urging they begin
writing some of the most self-serving spiteful revisionist history op-ed articles in the history of newspapers. Rated D for Damned. |
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| ICC WAR CRIMES delves into brutal war
crimes and is easily the most depressing reality show on television. Viewed worldwide on a multitude of networks the show is produced by the International
Criminal Court War Crimes Tribunal an entity that the United States refuses to accept has authority over U.S. citizens for reasons that become evident in the
first episode. For former President and now celebrated artist George W. Bush life is all unicorns and butterflies until he is nabbed in a high stakes sting
operation. Accepting a royal invitation to exhibit his paintings in the kingdom of Luxembourg a devastated Bush is arrested minutes after he crosses the border
into a signatory country of the ICC treaty. Bush had dismissed the voluminous indictment of war crimes relating to the illegal invasion of Iraq as forgotten but
the recent disintegration of the Iraqi state rekindled an international clamor for Bush's arrest and trial. Networks expect the highest ratings in TV history for
Bush's upcoming trial which will be televised worldwide from the Hague. Check your local listings. |
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| ORANGE IS THE NEW RED Football movies may not
be your thing but this one is guaranteed to exceed your expectations. After a crazed Indian chief played by Bobby Jindal seizes hostages including
the Brawny paper towel guy played by Rick Perry and presents a list of demands, billionaire tycoon David Koch Charles played by Kevin Costner orders his
Washington D.C go-to-guy Speaker John Boehner to purchase the Washington Redskins football team and rename them the Washington Orange. Meanwhile the player's
frustration builds as they continue their losing ways despite the new team colors. When it is discovered that the team's top draft pick was born in Canada to
Cuban parents and faces deportation for a drug offense David Koch Charles orders Boehner to allow an open vote on immigration reform and history is
made. |
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| SO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DANCE WITH ME? is a
brand new tongue-in-cheek TV talk and dance show that has a plastic shark guests actually jump over to enter from stage left. Host Chris Christie's guest are
warned that when the siren blares they must get up and dance with Christie in a contest that Christie has never lost and then they must leave the stage. After
Christie says everything he wants to say each guest is allowed to speak until Christie signals the siren and the dance contest begins. In an unusual twist guests
appear grouped by last name as a supremely confidant Christie has vowed to challenge his entire celebrity Rolodex to a dance off. The season debut features a busy
letter S that includes rocker Gene Simmons exercise guru Richard Simmons and hip hop mogul Russell Simmons. |
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| JUMP STEET is a new feature film documenting the
inside story of the rise and especially the fall of Eric Cantor. After a humiliating upset defeat in the GOP primary in his Virginia district,
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor becomes despondent and jumps off the U.S. Capitol building. Then in a series of flashbacks with the voice of God (Morgan
Freeman) Cantor is forced to revisit every instance in his life where he told hurtful lies and every time he executed a back stabbing scheme. God makes Cantor
witness the faces of every person Cantor brought to despair so similar to his all the while as he hurtles to the ground. After nearly 90 minutes of
embarrassingly wicked replays of Cantor's life Cantor begs God for forgiveness. Miraculously Cantor falls unharmed on a soggy patch of lawn
as God's voice thunders...NEXT TIME |
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| UPDATE: after TEA PARTY COP KILLER ads were banned from FOX WHITE television news the buddy cop drama surged to the top box office spot in America.
TEA PARTY COP KILLERS is a new feature film from Spike Lee and Lee Daniels starring Ice-T and Mr.T as detectives hunting for one or more cop killers who leave autographed Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz pictures on their victims. Police cadet detectives ruled out Sarah Palin as a suspect and had tracked the murders down to having been committed by someone who had met Ted Cruz or Sarah Palin but could find no further clues. Mr. T is recruited to go undercover and starts attending Tea Party events but when he finally infiltrates the evil arm of the inner circle a.k.a. TEA PARTY COP KILLERS he finds out his gym buddy from the old precinct played by Ice-T is the next victim and Mr. T has just minutes to save his pal. Along the way the strip club scene with Allen West playing the Tea Party's favorite pimp and a dozen big booty shaking dancers is worth the price of admission. The soundtrack is an awesome compilation of songs by Ice-T, T-Dawg, T-Rex, T-Bone Burnett and Booker T and the MGs. |
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| GAME OF THORNS You can't blame Texas BBS stations "We got the sauce!" for sticking with what works as their recent in house productions have set ratings records. This time the action is set about twenty years into the future but the prize as always is the Throne of the Yellow Rose. Industrial pollution from a toxic silver based liquid chemical compound manufactured in Abilene has seeped into the river and ground water and the entire downstream population in Southwest Texas has seen their skin turn blue from the silver. Corrupt Texas factory lords told the Blue Texans as they were now called that they were wealthy from the amount of silver in their bodies. But when they found out that their corpses would have to be burnt to retrieve the silver resentment started to build among the non-union workforce. Gradually more and more vigilante groups called Blue Man Posses form until a full fledged insurrection led by Blue Texans leads to a shoot 'em up for the ages. |
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| NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM is the sequel to ABBOTT OF THRONE seen last month on Texas BBS stations "We got the sauce!" which featured Lord Abbott and his hunchback man servant Hoodat of the House of Ted crisscrossing Texas on a journey they hoped would seat Lord Abbott on the Throne of the Yellow Rose. After learning of the existence of a collector's edition Abortion Barbie from the three-eyed crow they killed in the Oklahoma wasteland Lord Abbott and Hoodat return south to Six Flags Over Texas and hide inside the world famous Barbie Museum until after midnight when the elated duo emerge with the precious doll under a bright full moon. Lord Abbott is now certain with the magical power of the Abortion Barbie doll he'll be able to claim the Yellow Throne of Texas and afford some new clothes and fashion accessories for Hoodat. |
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| THE POSSESSION is a creep fest hootenanny of horror starring Allan West as a disgraced Florida politician who after being dumped by his constituents, wife, church and VFW post sells his remaining 10% ownership in his soul to Rupert Murdoch for a new TV career where his role is to spew the least African-American sounding hate talk a black man can be utter on any subject. Problems arise when after moving into a new house his reflection in the living room mirror starts up an ominous conversation with a very self satisfied West who had just cashed another big paycheck from Murdoch. West's concerned reflection who is normally supportive warns West that Murdoch only subcontracts for the devil and that West will certainly face an unexpected balloon payment demand just when he least expects it. That dire message comes to pass and the consequences are severe as West is forced to start over as a fry cook at Kentucky Fried Chicken. |
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| THE VICTORY OF TREACHERY has blockbuster written all over it. After winning a rabidly loyal following in the Commonwealth of Kentucky the young Rand Paul permanently upgrades his bastard son status among the elderly oligarchs by lending his wizardly campaign manager to the very candidate his followers most want to flog, stone and behead. After his baffled followers are duped out of their chance of defeating the hated Mitch McConnell they are mercilessly flayed in as gruesome a scene of bloody betrayal as the Commonwealth has seen in centuries. Just in time Lady Alison played by Alison Lundergan Grimes arrives on the otherwise dreary scene and the action sparkles. Her energetic debut is looking more and more like a potential Oscar winning role in her first time up on the big screen. |
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| INSURGENCY - THE REVOLUTION BEGINS is a fast paced political action series that will take on HOMELAND in an increasingly crowded genre. Joking it was the only way to negotiate with President Obama the House GOP leadership grew their beards out over the summer leading up to the midterm election. But when the National Rifle Association honored Islam as the world's most pro gun religion a behind the scenes coup began taking shape. The Republican party had already moved right of the Taliban but it took a bumper Afghanistan heroin crop to out spend the established international oligarch interests running the country from afar. After the election the House leadership suddenly seizes control of the American government and heads literally roll down Pennsylvania Ave. Rated Bloody. |
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| GEORGE WILL'S THIS WEEK IN WIGS AND PIGS debuted just three weeks after the successful launch of the new FOX WHITE SHOPPING CHANNEL which offers George Will's line of mens fashion wigs. This week George adds the Joni Ernst model to his wig line celebrating her win in the Iowa Republican Senate primary. Sarah Palin was instrumental in raising awareness to how large pig balls are and that Joni runs a terrific pig ball barbeque every Fourth of July holiday to raise money for the Sarah Palin Super PAC. The publicity paid off as George took 1800 wig orders in the first 12 hours after the episode. George offered prized praise for his fellow FOX WHITE employee suggesting her ability to make pigs give up their balls was more diabolically clever than the story behind the Oscar winning film "American Hustle". |
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| THE REPUBLICAN starring REINCE PRIEBUS is a far flung fantasy story that billionaire bachelor Rupert Murdoch hopes every viewer on the FOX billionaire bachelor network is watching before this summer is over. Priebus backwards stumbles through a Walter Mitty series of wacky episodes that illustrate the favorite pet peeves of billionaire bachelor and owner of the Republican Party Rupert Murdoch. His personal views on everything right down to wine selections from the past of course are indeed the core principles of today's Republican Party. Based on a fair and balanced novel of the same name available on the FOX WHITE SHOPPING CHANNEL. |
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Obama led wire to wire and was still moving like a winner down the stretch! November 6, 2012
