Santorum Rallies Slobs Against Snobs! Says large families of high school dropouts insulted by thought that college would have been helpful. Santorum is playing the fat family card, the redneck white trash card, the blue collar envy card, and the indignant Catholic card in a bizarre rule-breaking strategy to beat Michigan born Mitt Romney in Michigan. The Santorum campaign is almost fearless as they soar over the top with outrageous crazy talk and underdog tactics trying to not only win Michigan but bleed the once flush Romney campaign treasury dry. February 28, 2012. Sal's Hot Tub Blog |
Commander n' Chef! Romney has been ordering chefs around ever since he dodged the Vietnam War to live in Paris with a chef and personal servant. Romney spent 30 months during the Vietnam war bicycling around France enjoying croissants and sleeping in a palatial Mormon-owned mansion in Paris with stained glass windows, chandeliers, an extensive art collection, a chef and a personal servant. It is unknown how many Mormons Mitt made but Mitt can now order fine food in perfect French while professing his great patriotism and love of the same American military he fled to France from in order to avoid military service. February 24, 2012. Le French Gourmet Gazetteer |
Tea Party Moses Sent Women Back! Dissenters accused real Moses of phony theology.
The tea-drinking al-Santorum sect thought Moses coddled women by not demanding absolute obedience 100% of the time. Tea Party Moses, as he was known, had heated confrontations for months in the desert wilderness with the real Moses until he finally led a small sect away and back in the direction of the Pharaoh. The women in the dissident sect tried their best to obey and please the al-Santorum men but in the scorching heat of the Egyptian sun it was impossible. When the group finally reached the Red Sea, Tea Party Moses sold the women into slavery and they were returned to the Pharaoh. The group then moved on and established an all-male community that eventually disappeared due to the lack of progeny. February 22, 2012. Bible Believe-it-or-Not |
Michele Bachmann Haley Barbour John Boehner Michael Bloomberg John Bolton endorsed Romney Herman Cain Eric Cantor endorsed Mitt Romney Chris Christie endorsed Mitt Romney Mitch Daniels Jim DeMint |
Newt Gingrich Mike Huckabee Jon Huntsman endorsed Mitt Romney Bobby Jindal endorsed Rick Perry Gary Johnson endorsed Ron Paul John McCain endorsed Mitt Romney Mitch McConnell Grover Norquist President Barack Obama Sarah Palin endorsed Newt Gingrich |
Tim Pawlenty endorsed Mitt Romney Rand Paul endorsed Ron Paul Ron Paul Mike Pence Rick Perry endorsed Newt Gingrich Harry Reid endorsed President Obama Mitt Romney Rick Santorum John Thune endorsed Mitt Romney Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney |
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Boston, We've Got A Problem! Federal Fashion Marshall issues hairdo disaster warning in Massachusetts The FFM issued the Orchid Alert after hundreds of complaints. The issue of Elizabeth Warren's world's worst hairdo crossed the threshold of inequality and unfairness when photos revealed that even Scott Brown looks better than she does in her awful hair cut. Petitions with hundreds of signatures from licensed hair stylists all across Massachusetts volunteering their services for free have been delivered to the Warren campaign headquarters but so far the hairdo hasn't changed. February 18, 2012. Federal Fashion Register |
Ron Paul Takes The High Road! The cause of liberty and personal freedom towers above the ego-fueled politics of destruction. Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich are all about Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich. They bend the ideas and values written into the Constitution anyway the wind is blowing so long as it's good for their campaigns of raw ambition and greed. Ron Paul may not win the Republican nomination but he will emerge from the contest with his integrity and he will still be promoting liberty, freedom and adherence to the Constitution. Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich will continue to say absolutely anything including lie after lie after lie in order to promote their personal grandiose ambitions but no matter who wins they are already coated with an indelible layer of slime. Participation in this year's Republican primaries has been far less than in 2008 reflecting voter revulsion at the two sleazeball frontrunners. February 6, 2012. Rocky Mountain High Times |
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