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 | TYRANNODON After Russian scientist's at Novosbrisk Island bring a
prehistoric woolly mammoth to life unlimited financial support from the oligarchs allows the gene splicers to go wild and create new
species including TYRANNODON which weaponizes the personal mockery of an American leader.
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| BENEDICT DONALD After the U.S. Senate strips him of his power in an
impeachment trial an embittered President played by Donald Trump calls on his Russian allies and points the way while Cossack soldiers burn the
White House and drain the reflecting pool at the base of the Washington Monument.
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| STAR WARS ROCKETTES After union reps step in only 8 of 36 Rockettes
agree to perform for the Trump Inauguration and they wear helmets so no one will know which of the long legged dancers is apparently agreeable to a
grope. Music-wise the Star Wars Death Star theme fits the bill perfectly.
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| GOOD BEHAVIOR - CAUGHT ON CAMERA Top Bun sends his best diplomatic asset only
to have the ploy backfire when Pootie secretly videotapes the negotiations with the nude photo model turned diplomat who has unknowingly
given Pootie even more leverage and a rise in his personal poll.
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| OFFICE INAUGURATION PARTY The President-elect is desperate for A-list
talent to perform or just appear at the upcoming inaugural balls so he and his daughter double team a legendary Hollywood insider not realizing
his connections are so outdated as to be older than the A-list talent they want.
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| TRUMPY - THE DUMBASS SPY DOG Trumpy was last in his class at KGB Canine
Academy and no one thought he could be useful to the Motherland but Commander Pootie, a real dog lover, was certain he had an assignment that
required little intelligence and would produce valuable information.
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| SWAMP SCUM SUCKERS Trump sets out to drain the swamp and refuses to
hear the protests about how he is doing it saying he knows more than all the stupid plumbers in Washington and saying he is right up there with
Roto-Rooter the owner of which he is a personal friend of mine believe me.
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| THE FISH This is one big wisecracking pucker fish who is officially the
biggest fish in the tank and he loves to tell every other fish that he's number one and he thinks that's just terrific until one day a new species
arrives and his over-inflated ego is punctured and his confidence shaken and stirred.
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| A BIG PUSSY FOR PUMPKIN She was born in the fall so Vladimir named her
Pumpkin and she is his favorite daughter and he regrets killing her mother whenever he sees her smile. So when Pumpkin wants a big pussy
for her birthday Pootie goes out and gets a terrific great really big pussy for Pumpkin.
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| POOTIE TANG Thanks to working together Pootie and Donnie become the two
coolest cats in the cat box so when Pootie learns Donnie drinks Tang for breakfast he throws a party to celebrate renaming their partnership
Pootie Tang and making a trilogy of Pootie Tang movies to distribute worldwide.
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| GOP - GIRLFRIENDS OF PUTIN Pootie can't believe how easy it is to do
espionage in America as Republicans are helping him more than his Russian agents who frequently joke over Trump vodka that Republicans are like
ovulating female elephants in heat hoping to hop on Pootie's pachyderm penis.
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| INGLORIOUS RUSSIAN LOVING BASTARDS An international mogul and billionaire
assembles a team of family members to commit acts of retribution against poor people and Democrats who opposed him. Then joining
forces with Vladimir Putin they plot to bring the entire world under their control.
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| DEAD RINGER Identical twin brothers played by an acting newcomer Watts
Hisname haven't spoken in nearly ten years ever since Dalton hoodwinked Dildon out of his meth money when that city slicker real estate
seminar passed through town and turned everybody into greedy backstabbing pigs.
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| SECRETARY OF FRIED CHICKEN Kanye West lands his first major motion
picture starring role. Fresh from an extended psychiatric evaluation an inspired Kanye finds his way to New York City to apply for a job at Trump
Tower where he receives a pleasant welcome and new official job title.
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| WHITE RUSSIAN After an espionage campaign that crippled American democracy
and eroded American influence around the world Colonel Trumpskov returns home to Moscow to receive a hero's welcome and exclusive
rights to distribute Trump brand vodka which has become popular across Russia.
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| TWINS Winning every competition had always been the only rule these
two moral midgets understood and while both had accumulated and stashed billions of dollars Vlady had a big lead in the human
body count inspiring a jealous Donny to pledge to creating a record number of new bodies next year.
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| THE PUPPET MASTER The most decorated operative of Russian
intelligence services receives the nations highest award for his brilliant manipulation of the American election including facial surgery
that allowed him to deceive everyone in Trump Tower and have sex with Melania to win a bet with Putin.
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| SPY VS SPY - THE NEXT GENERATION Surviving old school spies of the
cold war era are in their nineties now so it falls upon their children and grandchildren to continue the family business but the new generation
is not content just collecting information. What they really want is blood.
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| TOY SOLDIER STORY Ever since he skipped military service to go skiing one
playroom toy soldier regretted missing his chance to experience the glory of battle so he buys a Bucket O' Soldiers
and conquers an entire mall but learns that war isn't pleasant and now he just wants people to like him.
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| WAR MOVIE THEATER 2017 War movies will be huge in 2017 with
all new wars eagerly anticipated by a new President who wants to win wars because winners win wars and since mystery
and science are now passe the MST3000 robots have seamlessly switched to wisecracking through old war movies.
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| WESTWORLD - SEASON 2 Dr. Robert Ford died at the end of Season One so his
much shorter twin brother Edsel assumes control of the new American History Park and presents a narrative ending with the emotional seaside
conclusion of an infamous world-changing 21st century love triangle.
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| FLYNN RIDER Flynn Rider was a young man when last seen wooing Rapunzel in
TANGLED but now he is being sought by the King as an accessory to a traitor for helping his son escape the kingdom after he illegally gained a
security clearance and circulated dangerous rumors about the king's sanity.
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| WESTWORLD - SEASON 2 An influential
billionaire buys into Devos Corp. and another narrative is created where his true love and first bride from forty years earlier remains a young and
beautiful host and completely unaware of the horrible things he did to her and intends to do again with every new visit.
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| FLIP and FLOP After finding success as
politicians and then experiencing the drastic downside of an election defeat this team of former Republican Governors switched career
gears and now buy distressed properties from people who are sick and forced to sell because of the repeal of Obamacare.
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| PROJECT RUNAWAY President Trump rips out the White House bowling alley and
installs a fashion show runway with state of the art lighting and sound so he can have Ivanka parade back and forth in sexy sheer
outfits while as Baby Donald he chases her playfully with a wooden clothes hanger.
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| NCIS - KIDS ONLY At 5'1" Special Agent Leroy Gibbs Gonzalez was too short for
many assignments but excelled at cases involving children whom he discovered he had an affinity with. When he reached retirement age he started a
special school to prepare youngsters for careers as Special Agents.
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