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 | SARAH PALIN'S MALEFICENT is a new spin on the American fairy tale also called the American dream. Superman used to defend truth, justice and the American way but now that has all turned to kryptonite in this new feature film starring Sarah Palin, Lisa Ann, ChiChing Cheney, Bull O'Reilly and Pornstache Rivera. Palin as the Wicked Witch plots and succeeds in making torture part of everyday life. From suspected terrorists all the way to FOX News viewers in Sarah Palin's America the torture is never ending. This is Palin's first film with live action and animation mixed although the dialog is still Alaskan cartoonish as usual. |
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| BUNDY is the story of Republican Tea Party Conservative and the aftermath of his battle with the Bureau of Land Management. Just a few weeks after Bundy and his heavily armed Tea Party militia backed down the federal government's BLM agents who were confiscating Bundy's cattle for non-payment of grazing fees Bundy was still beaming with confidence. FOX news seemed to want his opinion on everything so naturally when the subject turned to race relations Bundy decided to put his long held beliefs into action. He and his militia went to several North Las Vegas housing projects and herded some negroes into a cattle hauler semi-trailer on the promise of work. After reaching the Bundy ranch the negroes went to work planting cotton in the hot sun and soon those cotton balls were popping out all around and those negroes spent the next several months just a singin' and a pickin' cotton. They were so happy they didn't seem to mind Bundy's Tea Party militia guarding them at gunpoint or shooting two women who tried to escape. Bundy starts holding regular church services and reads from the Bible to the negro children. |
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| LIVE FREE AND DIE HARD is Cliven Bundy's third movie and all produced in near record time. After defying the government successfully over cattle grazing fees and disputing federal slavery laws as non-existent Bundy takes the ultra conservative Tea Party Republican Party to new territory when he declares himself a sovereign citizen immune from all laws and governments. After using his discount prescription drugs benefit from Medicare to get a year's supply of daily dose Cialis Bundy decides to show his contempt for all forms of oppressive government by walking around completely naked except for boots and hat sporting a drug induced erection. In what may forever be Bundy's tag line he drawls "I hear tell Gandhi wasn't one to wear underwear neither". |
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| SUNDAY BUNDY SUNDAY is the dramatic story of a tense armed stand-off in Nevada cattle and tortoise territory featuring a lively onscreen reunion between Al and Peg Bundy. Their rich uncle Cliven Bundy calls urgently and wants their help claiming he sent them money when they were struggling actors. Cliven is in a beef with the Bureau of Land Management and they are confiscating his cattle and cousin Ted Bundy Jr. has been arrested. Al and Peg arrive separately and Peg brings along an outlaw ATV gang as backup. After the armed mob of ATV hoodlums and local Tea Party horsemen back down the Feds everybody celebrates but when Ron Perlman finds out Cliven Bundy is just a millionaire deadbeat and his story was bullshit his gang comes back with a refrigerator truck and fills it with frozen steaks while Cliven is held at gunpoint. |
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| DRAFT DAY is a dramatic behind the scenes look at a day in the life of the highly paid members of the current Republican House Caucus in Washington D.C. Despite being in the majority they accomplish next to nothing and this drama although sympathetic reveals more than a clue as to why. The group starts their day with donuts and coffee and then a couple of hours of receiving visits from lobbyists and campaign contributors. Then about 11:30 they head over to the Speaker's Speakeasy Tavern where every day is draft day for Republicans and they belly up on Boehner's Draft Beer which is served on tap and is only $2 during Happy Hour which usually means daytime. Every day at four o'clock Boehner rings the bell and holds a glass mug of beer high in the air and bellows loudly "Gentlemen let's draft some legislation!" to which a huge eruption of laughter always follows and everybody then takes a huge swig of Boehner's Draft Beer. Rich dialog and eccentric characters make this film an entertaining diversion. |
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| PROFILES IN PORRIDGE is a documentary film that tries to explain the ostrich like logic of the Libertarian wing of the Republican Tea Party today. As you might expect it's a confusing mess. To many Libertarians America is just a brand name like Jiffy-Pop or I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. When they are working so hard to save up for an off road vehicle they just don't have time to worry about the rest of the world. But don't tell them they aren't patriots because they do buy more American flag napkins than liberals. This film was sponsored by the Koch brothers and their favorite family brand Angel Soft toilet tissue. |
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| I LOVE YOU MAN 2 is a fun uplifting movie celebrating the success of a bromance that fueled a massive effort that obliterated the all-time sales records in the health insurance industry. When these two insurance salesmen who happen to be next door neighbors and good friends set out to sell the most new health insurance policies in the the history of ACME Insurance Company they had no idea they would lead the entire industry but that's what they did. When they got their commissions and bonus checks they set off on conquering a bucket list of sorts while their wives found a new admiration for their husbands and life in general. Rated G for Good Health |
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| THE WESTEROS WING is a new weekly TV series starring President Barack Obama. In the premiere episode Glenn Beck blows the lid off the conspiracy that resulted in the poisoning of the King. Kings Landing City Council President Barack Obama admits he was part of the conspiracy but the public which passionately despised the King anyway decided it was much for the best and rewarded Obama with the Presidency of all of Westeros and began a campaign to abolish the monarchy entirely. In his first official action Obama orders an increased effort at tax collection from certain tea parlors known to be misrepresenting their tax status and skirting the law. |
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| GAME OF DRAGONS is a fantastical look at the intrigue and political maneuvering involving the powerful families of an advanced civilization in a new world on the American continent which was undiscovered by those living in mythical Westeros on the other side of the planet. Scientific discoveries allow alchemists to grow dragons from prehistoric DNA and politics is changed forever. As the dragons grow in size and independence a sudden rash of grisly attacks finds multiple Tea Party loyalists incinerated and piles of ashes accumulating throughout the turbulent continent's capital city. The evil Lord Murdoch plots a revenge utilizing magical invisible rays transmitted through the atmosphere for the purpose of neutralizing the threat to his dark kingdom of mutant sycophants. Hillary Clinton does a star turn as the American Khaleesi with Bill Clinton as the wise Dragon Wrangler. |
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| JINGO UNBRIDLED is a daily TV series that mixes themes from movies "WAR HORSE", "SEA BISQUIT", George Orwell's "1984" and the 1960's television series "MR.ED". Greta Bisquit the talking wonder horse is a revenge minded pony who with the help of Heck Hannity and Calamity Kelly seek out liberals and extract revenge for multiple offenses including leaving Greta off an otherwise perfect Pick Six ticket. |
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| KOCHULUS is a supernatural thriller about a killer environmental disaster and mass murder of wildlife in the Poochiekootch State Forest after a toxic fracking fluid flooded into Lake Poochiekootch and the Poochiekooch River. The Kochs leave the spill untouched and the lake polluted in an all out effort to prove the spill was caused by supernatural phenomenon coming from strange lights reflecting off the mirror like surface of Lake Poochiekooch. |
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| FROM THE BRUSH OF BUSH Part 2 is the second installment in this continuing series on West Texas Public Television BBS We Got The Sauce in which former President George W. Bush paints pictures. In the premiere episode after returning from Mandela's funeral in South Africa Bush started painting the animals of Africa. In part 2 Bush gets personal and paints people including world leaders, friends and family including fantasy bathroom paintings. Although some were shocked and puzzled most art critics agree the former President's bathroom paintings are his best works and despite being bizarre his shower with Vladimir Putin painting is definitely a mind blowing work of art. |
| FROM THE BRUSH OF BUSH Part 2 is the second installment in this continuing series on West Texas Public Television BBS We Got The Sauce in which former President George W. Bush paints pictures. Bush's painting most often called his masterpiece is apparently a bathtub wet dream with Kim Kardashian. |
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| KOCHTOPUSSY is a action filled political spy drama that delves deep into the bizarre world of worldwide
mega billionaires and their unimaginable lifestyle of luxury and opulence. The biggest surprise is that the Koch Brothers are not nearly the biggest players in
the world game which explains their insatiable quest for more power and wealth. Their golden penis envy leads to exotic locales where mega billionaires own
all industry, politicians, government, churches, schools and every square inch of land as far as one can see. Determined to match these foreigners wealth the
game is on. Also starring Paul Ryan, Meg Ryan, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Seacrest, Marcia Blackburn, Ann Coulter, Suzana Martinez, Sarah Palin, Lou Dobbs and a
kochaphony of cameos and non-union extras. |
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| DETERGENT is another new film from the very busy Koch Brothers. Not just content to be billionaire
industrialists, outspoken public figures and titans in the world of political dark money the Kochs have added the movie business to their targeted takeover list.
In this weird but lighthearted not-so-serious movie the sons of the John Birch Society's founder see money to be made and cynically wager one dollar that if they
can convince the public of their support for non-union transgender liberal arts and entertainment that sales of their many consumer products will skyrocket
among gays and lesbians. Rated R for tough stains. |
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| HIGH COURT is a gripping forensic detective drama involving the Supreme Court and a rogue covert black
ops plan that may or may not be based on a true story. An employee of the federal contractor providing cleaning services to the Supreme Court locker room was the
first to notice the security lapse as justices would leave bottles of certain prescription anti-gas and headache medications in their private washrooms. In this
drama the medications were switched and the justices gradually started behaving oddly until a series of inexplicable decisions culminated in an official
investigation. Wild psychedlic visions led Chief Justice Roberts to believe he was an astronaut and the Supreme Court building was alive and growing taller
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| BUSH 3 is the long delayed release of New World Order's big budget musical drama where the entire global
economy comes under the absolute and total control of the secret society of incredibly wealthy and billionaire families known as the Illuminati like no time
since the fifteenth century.
Jeb Bush stars a punch drunk broken down political fighter from Tallahassee who comes back from the brink after a life changing meeting with Apollo Greed played
by Charles Koch followed up by a fast infusion of several million dollars for training facilities by Mickey Goldmill played by Sheldon Adelson. Eddie Money and
Bush have updated the classic "Rocky 3" hit song "Eye of the Tiger" into a must-dance-to ode to billionaires called "I Own the Banker". |
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