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| Daily Racing Rag SPECIAL REPORT: The 2008 Presidential Campaign of Senator John McCain R-AZ |
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 McCain finished the race a distant second place. |
 Sarah Goes Both WaysSarah Palin usually winks right but sometimes winks left... Sarah Palin is a favorite among compulsive conservative winkers and non-thinkers. October 25. Winkersville West Virginia |
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| Dumb and Plumber Joe snakes new swamp as uneducated McCain surrogate... Joe the Plumber is now campaigning with John the POW and Sarah the Mooseslayer. October 24. McCain Campaign HQ |
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| McCain Approved Outfits Republicans spend $150,000 playing dress-up with Sarah... Audit shows another $15,000 spent on hair, make-up and camel wax. October 21. McCain Ranch Honeymoon Cabin AZ |
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| McCain Losing In Nevada The craps table has not often been kind to angry gamblers... Experts say angry gamblers often lose control and crap out in the game of craps. October 17. Palms Casino Las Vegas |
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| McCain Needs Comeback Republican says "We've got 'em right where we want 'em"... Going into the final debate McCain is going to have to pull out all the stops. October 14. Presidential Debate Round 3 |
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| Sarah Seeks Swing Voters Sarah Palin campaigns in NHL hockey team locker room... Players were not overly impressed since the local TV female sports anchor is hot. October 11. Penguins Locker Room PA |
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| Cindy Flips Wig At Obama McCains in Ohio spew angry personal attacks on Obamas... Cindy got so mad it was several seconds before she realized her wig flew off. October 9. McCain Rally Heartland OH OTB |
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| McCain Loves A Maverick Sarah Palin says we're darn happy goin' round campaignin'... Sarah's "Maverick" tattoo on her lower back is said to delight McCain endlessly. October 8. McCain Luxury Condo #11 |
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| McMaverick Needs Flush Maverick Gal Palin deals ace of spades off bottom of deck... McCain's maverick surge betting strategy hasn't paid off yet and his chips are now all in on a weak hand. October 6. McCain Mountain Maverick Saloon |
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| Palin Preps For Debate Says Miss Alaska contest was good preparation for politics... McCain chose Sarah because she has all the right assets he feels most comfortable with. September 27. McCain Mountain Practice Debate Room |
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| Kissinger Tries Diplomacy Kissinger wants one hour weekly private sessions with Sarah... Sarah said she couldn't understand a word said because of his thick accent but otherwise everything went great. September 24. Kissinger Deli & OTB |
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| 13 Cars 8 Homes $100M First Lady McCain will keep in touch with the little people... As the owner of 2 private jet planes she can attend ceremonies in her honor too far away to travel by limousine. September 22. McCain Mountain Private Expressway |
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| Honeymoon Bulge Gone Palin lipstick not able to keep McCain up in latest polls... McCain's strategy to create a new surge reportedly includes a blonde wig and a private jet ride with Sarah. September 18. McCain Change Daily Rally |
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| Grandpa Made A Big Mess Economic meltdown due to deregulation philosophy... Republicans McCain and Gramm were the leading advocates of deregulation... September 17. Springfield Town Hall |
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| Sarah Palin No Tina Fey Amy Poehler knows Tina and says Sarah not comparable... Amy says there's no way Sarah Palin is even half as talented as Tina Fey. September 15. SNL Monday Breakfast |
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| McCains Deboned On View Cindy says of TV show hosts "they picked our bones clean!"... The Senator lied to defend lies and Cindy refused to say how many nests they own... September 13. The View Aerial TV |
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| Abstinence Class Expands Palin welcomed home by Alaskan abstinence class students... A baby boom from Alaskan unwed teenage girls proves abstinence from sex education and contraceptives is a highly effective means of creating more babies. September 10. Alaska Welcome Home Sarah Rally |
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| Love Republican Style Giddy Grandpa swoons like a lovestruck teenager... Meanwhile Cindy McCain has been busy jewelry and clothes shopping and flying cross-country in her private jet... September 8. McCain Love Bus One |
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| Grandpa Falls In Love McCain's dream girl now running mate, "Ain't she sweet!"... McCain may be 72 years old but he says he feels a frisky 44 lately. September 7. Ohio Holiday Inn Presidential Suite |
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| McCain says George Who? McCain hiding from George Bush while seeking White House... McCain did not once mention the name George Bush at the GOP convention.. September 6. White House Oil Field One |
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| McCain Roars To Life Says FIGHT WITH ME 27 times amid chants of P...O...W... McCain reiterated for the 2,276th time that he survived almost 6 years as a POW in the Viet Nam war. September 4. Minneapolis Arena of Natural History |
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| GOP Party In Progress Hurricane blows Bush and Cheney out of town... McCain made the conservative evangelical right wing of the party delirious with his flat earth running mate. September 3. Minneapolis Convention Center |
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| McCain Still Former POW POW story losing 24/7 news coverage to Palin roadkill crisis... McCain reiterated that he survived 6 years as a POW by creating mental fantasies of fertile white beauty queens. September 3. PBS Docudrama POW...Prison, Sex and Politics |
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| Santa Cancels Christmas "Sarah Palin shot Rudolph the Reindeer... kiss my Alaska!"... Santa's voice cracked during his emotional and tearful tirade saying "Just a freaking caribou to you!" September 1. PBS Docudrama Santa's Artic Circle...Ring of Destruction |
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| McCain Offers Sex Change McCain swoons for soulmate Palin after eHarmony match up... Palin's belief in teaching creationism and abstinence-only sex education, opposition to abortion (even rape and incest), rejection of global warming as a hoax, and call for a ban on stem cell research, made for a 98% eHarmony match and won McCain's heart immediately. August 31. McCain-Palin Ticket Debut Rally |
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| McCain Searched His Soul McCain campaign insider describes VP selection process... McCain looked far to the north where the sun doesn't shine to find the most unqualified VP nominee in history. August 30. McCain Practice Mansion Bathroom #6 |
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| White House Bunny? McCain chooses first Republican female VP running mate... McCain shocked everybody by selecting Sarah Palin, a 44 year-old former beauty queen and current Alaska Governor. Cindy, age 54, has been demoted from First Lady to House Bunny. August 29. McCain Arizona Practice Mansion |
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| Homes Sweet Homes Forgetful McCain prepares for move into White House... McCain had prepared a soundbite but left his notecard in one of his 26 bathrooms. August 22. McCain Realty Auction |
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| Drill Here Drill Now McCain hits gusher of mindless slogans for undecided voters... McCain promises more real simple slogans for real simple people. August 20. McCain Practice Mansion |
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| The Purpose Driven Lie McCain not in "cone of silence" in clever magic trick... Obama, TV viewers and a church audience were skillfully duped by master magician/author/pastor Rick Warren. August 19. Rich White Neighborhood News |
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| McCain Tells Fairy Tale No whopper too big for McCain and Republican faithful... A new ad being prepared has Jesus Christ himself looking into a camera and endorsing McCain. August 19. Saddleback Church Video Production Studio |
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| McCain Story Plagarized McCain's compelling POW story stolen by dead Russian... "As he waited, head down, he felt a presence. Slowly he looked up and saw a skinny old prisoner sqaut down beside him. The man said nothing. Instead, he used a stick to trace in the dirt the sign of the Cross."A Solzhenitsyn Gulag Archipelago August 18, 1961. KGB News Napkin Book Review |
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| Cone Of Silence? McCain eavesdropping shocks church security guard... McCain condones eavesdropping and plagarism in cases of national security. August 17. Saddleback Church Cone Of Silence |
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| Warmongers On Warpath Old men eager to see Armegeddon before Alzheimer's sets in... McCain strategists called the Russian invasion of Georgia a plus for the elderly candidate's campaign and enough to offset McCain's TV's worst comedy act award. August 14. Chickenhawk's Finger Lickin' Lounge |
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| Mac On The Idiot Box McCain named worst comedy act to have 100 TV appearances... McCain edged out Nipsy Russell by not getting a single laugh during his 17th appearance on The Daily Show. August 12. Celebrity Bee List News |
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| Ridge In VP Olympics McCain feels comfortable with a war hero as his butler... Tom Ridge hasn't carried water since serving as an Army Sargeant in Viet Nam. August 10. McCain Practice Mansion |
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| McCain Comforts Edwards McCain confided he was also once an adulterous scumbag... McCain was 42 when he dumped his wife and kids for a 24 year old Miss Buffalo Chip. August 9. Adulterers Anonymous |
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| Cindy Shipped To Belgium McCain approves sale of Cindy to foreign-owned corporation... Cindy's personal shoppers and their staff will all lose their jobs. August 9. DHL Bon Voyage Party Central OH |
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| Romney Too Ready Mitt more than eager to dig into Vice Presidential duties... President McCain looks like he has both feet in the grave next to vibrant Vice President Romney. August 6. McCain White House 2011 |
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| Born To Be Wild And Funny Miss Buffalo Chip keeps comedian McCain's motor running... McCain defended entering Cindy in the Sturgis Miss Buffalo Chip contest and added "Va va va Voom!" August 6. Sturgis Wild Hair Salon |
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| McCains Wow Biker Gang Comedian McCain enters Cindy in bawdy beauty contest... Dozens of Sturgis bound bikers revved their Harley-Davidsons in a roar of approval. August 5. Harley Horse Camp SD |
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| McCain New Comedy King Comedian claims victories in both French Fry revolutions... McCain says he's "the One" who knows how to win wars. August 4. McCain Mountain Food Court Throne Room. |
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| Biggest Joke In The World? McCain says his Obama attack ad is a hilarious sidesplitter... McCain added it would a be kneeslapper but after years of dealing with the Bush administration he doesn't bend over anymore. August 2. McCain Improv Comedy Club |
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| Weird Ad Mystery Solved Who's the biggest celebrity in the world of slime politics?... Bizarre new RoveWorld ads are calculated to help McCain somehow. August 1. RoveWorld Media Bldg. |
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| Cantor Ready To Serve Virginia Congressman can help teach McCain how to email... Unknown public servant has temperment to be compatible with McCain. August 2. McCain VP HQ. |
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| McCain Whacks A Mole McCain was upset that his mole upstaged his oil well skit... McCain stood in the hot sun to say that skin cancer patients should stay out of the hot sun. July 29. McChevron Oilfield #6. |
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| Mac Attacks Obama Trip McCain thinks successful Obama trip was pretentious... McCain was just in Canada, Columbia and Mexico but no one seemed to notice. July 27. McCain/Blackbird Security Inc. |
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| Portman Ready To Serve Ohioan has temperment to be compatible with McCain... McCain received advice from the Burger King on VP selection. July 25. McCain Mountain VP Selection Commitee |
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| Pawlenty Ready To Serve Minnesotan has temperment to be compatible with McCain... McCain received advice from the Burger King on VP selection. July 24. McCain Mountain VP Selection Commitee |
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| McCain Declares Victory Bush awards McCain Silver Star for incongruous victory spin... McCain's battle was waged against the Bush administration, who for years resisted a 10% increase in troop numbers in Iraq. McCain urged all Americans to celebrate McCain's victory. July 23. War College Class Reunion Photo Booth |
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| Banned in Baghdad Iraqi leader Maliki no fan of surf music, likes Obama diddy... McCain's diplomatic efforts will require a new theme song. July 24. KRAQ Radio Baghdad Bottom 100 Countdown. |
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| McCain Visits King King offers McCain part-time job in case of November defeat... McCain's ambidexterous ability to flip burgers pleases the King greatly. July 22. Manchester Burger King Castle. |
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| Rudy Manboobs Enormous Giuliani packs on pounds since humiliating primary defeat... McCain was shocked by the sight of his former once thin rival. July 19. Yankee Stadium All Star Contest. |
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| McCain Flip About Flops Senator McCain on both sides of flip-flop issue... McCain is simultaneously on offense and defense in a seesaw battle. July 19. McCain Mountain Press Box OTB |
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| Ready On Day One 1919 McCain can't navigate the internet or send an email... McCain often uses homing pigeons and employs a full time pigeon keeper. July 16. McCain Senate Office Bldg. Roof |
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| Cindy Loves Speed & Bud First Lady McCain will promote Budweiser and auto racing... As owner/operator of the #3 beer distributor in America, Cindy aims to be number #1. July 12. McCain Mountain Raceway |
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| Doctors Okay Dream Ticket McCain strategy depends on Wyoming and warmonger vote... Cheney was said to be pleased to be alive but could not be located for comment. July 12. McCain Mountain VIP Lounge |
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| Whine Whine Whine McCain's top economic advisor spits up on American whines... Former Texas Senator Phil Gramm insulted America as a "nation of whiners" having a "mental recession". July 10. McCain Mountain Wine Cellar |
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| Airstream One Grounded McCain's demoted campaign chief blames aging trailer fleet... Despite tires only eight years old the McCain campaign is moving unusually slow. July 9. McCain Mountain AZ |
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| Live From Afghanistan! McCain to address Rebublican convention by satellite phone... McCain hopes to be standing over the corpse of Osama Bin Laden while giving his speech. July 6. Kabul Cave TV |
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| Allen Endorses McCain Former Virginia Senator surprised by McCain visit... George Allen was relaxing at his vacation villa on the Caribbean island. July 5. McCaCaw Islands Airport |
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| Senor McCain Flies South McCain visits Halls Of Montezuma in Latin American tour... Senator says his next trip is to the shores of Tripoli. July 2. McCainista Miltary Airport |
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| McCain RIP Platform DOA McCain has at some point been on all sides of every issue... McCain sees nuclear power, offshore oil drilling and disco dancing in the future. June 29. McCain Mountain Mausoleum OTB |
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| Macs Choice For 69 years McCain's yellow stained teeth match his favorite condiment... History minded mathematicians have been working to determine how many mustard dogs McCain has eaten. June 25. McCain Mountain Food Court and OTB |
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| White House Beer Garden Cindy intends to run her beer company from the White House... Cindy makes a $300,000 salary running the 3rd largest beer distributorship in America. June 23. White House Beer Garden |
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| First Lady Of Soap Opera Cindy McCain favored for important People's Choice award... Meanwhile Michele Obama has been portrayed as the villian and booed by right wing FOX television critics. June 18. Lifetime Family Circle MSNBC Theatre OTB |
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| Outsource Offshore Billing McCain plan outsources billing for increased offshore drilling... By eliminating the jobs of all U.S. clerical workers McCain reasons the cost of gas might decrease fifteen cents. June 17. McChevron Oil Floating Offshore Bookeeping Depot |
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| McCain Differs With Bush McCain's global warming policy will outlaw excessive heat... Senator says he's acclimated to Arizona heat but it's getting too hot lately. June 16. McCain Mountain Thermometer OTB |
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| McCain Giant Pander Bear McCain panders to disappointed white Clinton supporters... Not being in agreement with Clinton on a single important issue was not mentioned. June 13. McCain Mountain Zoo |
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| Cindy Proud Of America Millionaire beer heiress also proud to sell America's #1 beer... Cindy McCain can't understand how anyone could ever criticize America. June 12. McCain Mountain Flag Room |
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| Obama Scores On Economy McCain has no defense for Republican era economic failures... Both downtown and in the paint everything Obama threw up was dropping. June 8. Game One Best of 39 Series |
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| Springtime for Submarines The Producers plan $20 billion anti-terror nuclear submarines... General Electric Corp. produces nuclear attack submarines in Connecticut. Both men agree on the need to produce a collossal production to exploit a U.S. military budget bigger than all the other countries in the world combined. June 6. Lieberman/Connecticut Submarine Works Subsea Smelter and Eel Farm"Satan's favorite delicacy!" |
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| McCain Calls Obama Naive Bush campaigns for McCain cash and unimpeached legacy... Bush has been collecting McCain campaign contributions from his own mega donors. May 31. Rio Grande Caverns TX |
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| Get Fit! Retirement Over McCain plan solves Social Security deficit problem overnight... Under the McCain plan anyone younger than Senator McCain has to go back to work. May 30. McCain Mountain Auditorium |
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| Satan Okays 4 More Years Pledges $666 million to Republican nominee after Bush plea... President Bush was hailed as an outstanding contributor to the cause of world confligration. May 29. Hell Awards Roast |
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| McCain Meets Bush Donor Bush helps McCain raise millions at secretive fundraiser... McCain has suffered from poor fundraising up until tonight's closed to press and cameras event. May 28. El Paso Texas |
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| The Queen Of Beers Cindy McCain is 3rd largest Budweiser distributor in America... Tax returns show Cindy as owner still draws a salary of $296,000 per year. As First Lady Cindy could help over six million beer drinkers jailed while enjoying her products. May 24. McCain Mountain Beverage Center |
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| Original $6 Million Man Likes to vaporize mosquitos with enhanced laser vision... The Senator received a clean bill of health today. Doctors said his body had accepted hundreds of advanced nanomachine and cryptochip implants. May 24. Pentagon Top Secret Medical Clinic and Day Spa |
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| Old Man O' War Returns McCain rides 2004 winner and oldest horse in political history... George Bush the self-titled "War President" rode the same old political warhorse to victory last in 2004. The old gray horse is slow but always finishes well in fear mongering times. May 20. McCain Armory Barn |
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| McCain Mulls VP Choice 71 year old McCain wants a VP with comparable experience... Vice Presidential candidates have been arriving daily at McCain headquarters to be interviewed for the job. May 19. McCain Campaign National Headquarters Sun City AZ |
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| McCain's American Vision Worth over $50 million Cindy's economy is peachy right now... As First Lady, Cindy McCain wants to make things even peachier by the year 2013. May 17. McCain Future Kitchen Exhibit |
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| McCain Goes Green Calls for immediate deployment of eco-friendly death ray... As President, McCain would use ecologically friendly weaponry when possible in future U.S. military invasions. May 16. Yellowstone Missile and Death Ray Test Range |
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| Not White Enough To Win Experts say mustard mouth is problem in image obsessed era... In the age of "American Idol" and dental implants undecided voters may not respond to a mustard colored smile. May 10. Thomasson Oak Furniture Dental Division |
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| Republican Rat Pack Republicans unite to raise money for Republican candidates... President Bush brought down the house recalling his favorite Dick Cheney anecdote. May 9. GOP Hotel Washington D.C. |
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| McCain Orders Air Strike McCain fires missiles in response to bad temper question... Senator McCain has become increasingly annoyed at constant questions about his notoriously bad temper. May 8. Michigan GMC Weapons Division Air Show |
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| Senator A Channel Surfer McCain says he's learned how to operate tv remote control... Senator McCain was explaining how he handles bad news from Iraq and criticism of himself by television pundits. May 5. Cinco De Mayo Tequila Festival AZ |
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| McCain Memories Fuzzy Almost 40 years after captivity McCain story questioned... A Texas group going by the name Banana Boat Veterans for Truth has questioned McCain's POW recollections. May 4. Universal Movie City Apedome |
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| McCain's SOL Health Plan Senator McCain says your bad health is your own damn fault... John McCain spoke of personal responsibility to a roomful of permanently disabled smokers in wheelchairs. April 29. Rockville Indiana Health Clinic and Veterinary Services |
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| McCain Raises Few Fronds McCain's tour of forgotten places forgettable for fundraising... John McCain spoke of old time values to a crowd estimated at half a dozen. April 28. Fernville/Ponduck County Seat |
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| WHAT GODDAM TEMPER? IT'S NOT A PROBLEM IF YOU'D JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT... John McCain seemed annoyed when interrupted while training camels. April 23. Baghdad Camel Club Training Track |
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| Camel Jock Backs McCain Grateful Iraqi camel jockey finds riches in pickup camel races... Since the U.S. occupation began the Iraqi countryside has been awash in CIA funded one hundred dollar bills and camel racing now brings big money to even small racing events. One camel jockey said he'll soon have enough U.S. currency to retire in Dubai with six or seven teenage wives... April 19. Baghdad Camel Club Raceway |
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| McCain Foreclosure Plan McCain may offer used FEMA trailers to foreclosed families... McCain mathematics wizards say the 11,000 leftover FEMA trailers from Katrina would go a long way towards helping the estimated two million families losing their homes this year... April 1. McCain AFB MS |
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| McClueless On Economy McCain non-plan means struggling homeowners SOL... McCain has no plan for the economy and absolutely no plan for the mortgage meltdown. Since McCain is a war hero and was a prisoner of war 40 years ago he reasons that losing your family home is just a minor inconvenience for your family by comparison. McCain says stop whining... March 26. McCain Mountain Nuclear Resistant News Bunker |
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| It's The Economy McStupid Young Americans want jobs and futures not honorable death... Impoverished young Americans don't like McCain's message to join the military as way to avoid a gang related death or a long prison sentence for drug crimes. Typical young man on the street reactions were "No thanks Senator, I'd rather dumpster dive than be bomb bait up Shiite creek."... March 25. McCain Mountain News Bunker A |
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| McWar Not Love Angry Senator John McDeath needs soldiers for endless war... McCain urged all impoverished young Americans to join the military as way to avoid a gang related death or a long prison sentence for drug crimes. At least that way, McCain reasons, their inevitable deaths will be labeled honorable and possibly prove useful to American corporations.. March 24. McCain Mountain News Bunker B |
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| McCain All McThumbs Embraces Bush legacy of incompetence, dishonesty, failure... John McCain didn't go to Yale like George Bush and apparently isn't intelligent enough to realize the extent of the damage done by his good friend, the worst President in the history of the United States. Can America survive a President with an IQ 30 points below George Bush? March 22. Washington D.C. Dumbfest and OTB |
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| Senator McWrong In Iraq McCain goes all the way to Iraq to make stupid gaffes... In an Iraq news conference, McCain said over and over that Iran was arming Al Qaeda. Oops! He was 100% wrong. Lieberman finally wiped the shock off his face and whispered in McCain's ear. "Al Qaeda is armed by Sunnis not Shiites". McCain apologized for the gaffes but looked dumb as mud doing so. March 21. Green Zone News Bunker Iraq |
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| One Nation Under God Sunday sermons plead "Can't we all just get along?"... Probably not when five hundred times as many people will watch "American Idol" than hear any plea for brotherhood and unity. March 19. Pennsylvania Utopian Church of Blissful Unity |
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| Mitt McRomney Vies for VP "I'd be honored to serve McCain's second term as President"... Mitt McRomney mentioned that there would still be labor unions to bust and corporate tax breaks to invent after the inevitable accelerated aging cycle and possible Alzheimer's affects President McCain. March 17. Pennsylvania Accuary Records Room |
| New Ad Is Mac Attack Mac puckers up despite 7 years of backstabbing and bullying... Senator John McCain is considered tough by many but his seventy year old knees still get wobbly in eager anticipation of dutifully and patriotically serving this President of the United States. March 6. White House Semi-Annual Presidential Ass Kissing Contest |
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| Bush Likes Mac Sandwich Senator resists urge to cold cock Bush during endorsement... With both fists clenched and jaw locked John McCain accepted the official "Kiss of Death" endorsement. Political analysts say better now than later. March 5. White House BBQ Pit and Horseshoe Court |
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| Straight-Arm Express Spry septuagenarian Senator surges as Democrats squabble... While Obama and Hillary do battle in the middle of the field McCain is making a big run straight past them and rising in national poll numbers. February 27. Ohio State Fantasy Football Workouts |
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| Mitt And Mac Make Up Latest Romney flip flop has him playing McCain's Valentine... Just days ago they were hurling insults at each other. Today they were more like Valentine's Day sweethearts. February 14. Republican Valentine's Day Dance and Buffet |
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| McCain Wins In Virginia Senator McCain outruns late charge by Huckabee for victory... McCain also won in Maryland and has a huge lead in convention delegates. February 12. Virginia Downs Raceway |
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| McCain Warns Terrorists I'm comin' ta getcha boooooooooooooooooooooooo... Imagine a man surviving five brutal years of beatings as a POW and then giving that same man total control of all the might and power of the United States Armed Forces. February 10. McCain Mountain Nuclear Bunker B |
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| McCain Claims Victory Senator returns from battle without opponents heads... Former Governors Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee escaped the battlefields with their lives and both vowed to continue the fight but John McCain now has a commanding lead in delegates. February 6. McCain Mountain AZ |
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| Felt Like An Endorsement McCain and Bob Dole swap 157 years worth of memories... Bob Dole wrote a letter to Rush Limbaugh defending John McCain who is under a non-stop verbal assault by right wing radio talk show hosts who don't think McCain is conservative enough... February 4. Institute of Erectile Dysfunction |
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| Enemy Combatants McCain and Romney joust fiercely at Reagan Library debate... Republicans McCain and Romney just don't like each other and the mudslinging launched McCain into his firebreathing warrior mode. These two are in a deathmatch... January 31. Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and OTB |
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| Mmmm Fightin Fer Florida Sailor McCain packin a punch, works for Florida knockout... John McCain isn't taking any time off to applaud any George Bush speech in Washington D.C. and will be in Florida working like a sailor on shore leave until Tuesday... January 27. USS Miami Vice Attack and Sink'em Starboard Bow |
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| Rambo Works For McCain Says Walker Texas Ranger can run but he can't hide... Senator John McCain wasn't about to be intimidated by the reputation of Walker Texas Ranger, who supports Huckabee. Not when John Rambo is one of his most fervant supporters... January 26. Swanee River Thai Restaurant and OTB |
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| McCain Wins Bush Country South Carolina victory is personal redemption for McCain... South Carolina has been the sight of many of Senator John McCain's most embarrassing moments so his hard fought Republican primary victory felt especially heartwarming... January 20. Bush Country Museum and OTB Myrtle Beach SC |
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| McCain Passes Romney Senator waging furious rally less than 2 furlongs from wire... Senator John McCain was so far back he was in another zip code before launching his Silky Sullivan rally. He's made up more than 25 lengths to catch and pass a the rubber legged frontrunner, Mitt Romney... January 6, 2008. Manchester Downs Raceway Infield Snackbar |
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| McCain Surging At 1/4 Pole Sheer force of will powering gutwrenching comeback rally... After a string of important newspaper endorsements Senator John McCain is staging a huge rally at the top of the strech and has made up as many as 15 lengths in New Hampshire on frontrunner Mitt Romney... December 24, 2007. Manchester Downs Raceway |
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| McCain: Grunts Not Ready Claims these Gomer Pyles lack experience to lead military... New Hampshire's biggest newspaper has endorsed Senator John McCain saying that no other Republican candidate is remotely as qualified as John McCain is to be Commander in Chief.. December 18. Fort Dukakis NH |
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| McCain Blasts Huckabee Says Mike lacks military and foreign policy experience... Senator John McCain says the middle of a war is not the right time for on the job training and especially when it comes to promoting a Pfc to Commander in Chief. December 14. Fort Dukakis Tank Testing Track |
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| McCain Hunting For Blimp Senator McCain says Ron Paul advocates surrender in Iraq... McCain, a former Navy pilot, also claims blimps are indefensible and totally useless in the current Iraq War. December 13. Aames Iowa Archery Range and OTB |
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| TV Debate May Be Torture Senator McCain's Mom says YouTube TV debate was torture... McCain's Mom says she doesn't want to waste electricity on the big screen TV that Johnny bought her just to watch little pictures in little square boxes the same size as her old 17" Zenith. November 29. McCain Mountain OTB |
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| McCain's Tobacco History McCain is related to famous Native-American Mister Smokes... The family resemblance is striking at this Tombstone, Arizona liquor store where Mister Smokes' statue stands watch in the cigar section. Mister Smokes was a POW at Ft. Apache in the 1860's. November 3. Mister Smokes Liquor Store |
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| GOP Race A Classic Tale Aesop may have written the familiar story of 2008 race... The hare was out in front after 10,000 television commercials but the tortoise was determined and would not quit. October 20. Merrimack River Trail in New Hampshire |  |
| Senator Sings New Song McCain claims to be a bridge over troubled waters of war... Arizona Senator John McCain said his own military service gives him the experience to successfully lead the country in the current and coming wars. October 2. Concord City Center Park |
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| McCain's Private Militia McCain contracts Blackwater for house to house campaign... A campaign insider explained that some New Hampshire neighborhoods might be dangerous to canvass due to heated anti-war sentiment in the local population. September 26. Manchester City Park and Parade Grounds |  |
| McCain Finds His Religion Senator McCain meets with Mother Teresa to dispel doubts... After the meeting McCain said he accepted Mother Teresa's recommedations adding it's human to have doubts at times but what's important is that John's Baptiscopalian faith is still strong. September 18. Myrtle Beach Raceway Garden Area |
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| McCain In Baghdad Derby Other candidates not ready to commit to horseracing in Iraq... John McCain has entered Baghdad's first Grade I stakes horserace, the twice postponed $2 Million Baghdad Derby. Iraqi oddsmakers say the current line is 1 to 9 against McCain finishing the race with or without other entries. September 13,2007. Baghdad Downs Raceway Bunker #8 |  |
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