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OH CANADA... RECIPE FOR LOVE AND LOWER TAXES This Harmall Movie Channel feature mixes lighthearted romance with a big business insider's drama as a famous American billionaire finds out he can save billions of dollars in future U.S. corporate taxes if he buys a Canadian donut shop. Known to be larger than life Burger King buys the entire province of Prince Edward Island and hires Celine Dion to sing at his introduction party to meet and greet the island locals who are all now his tenants. Burger King is used to receiving the royal treatment and having it his way but when Celine Dion rejects his clumsy romantic overtures he reverts to telling whoppers that she finds fascinating to listen to because the smitten Burger King keeps shoving wads of hundred dollar bills at her. The King is certainly not without charm and the sympathetic Celine Dion is just goofy enough to be believable but the real star is the gorgeous Prince Edward Island scenery.
OH CANADA... RECIPE FOR LOVE AND LOWER TAXES
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THE INDICTABLES No doubt an obsessive Sylvester Stallone fan is behind the making of this 98 minute movie drama that substitutes inside the ammo belt riffs off Stallone's Expendables movie franchise to create the impression of action but the movie wheels of this courtroom justice are actually grinding along in a relatively slow gear. Tensions mount like a human pyramid as Republican Governors keep getting indicted and investigated in a suspicious flurry of activity reeking of a political plot so diabolically clever as to suggest confirmation of multiple intelligent design theories. Watching the Indictables crumble in their reckoning with the five stages of grief as their careers disintegrate it seems for the first time these disgraced Governors become liberated enough to reveal the real people behind their political masks.
THE INDICTABLES
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TEXAS TRUE BLOOD It's been a bloody 15 years since Rick Perry replaced George W. Bush as Governor of Texas and many Texans finally feel Vampire Rick has gotten a bit long in the fangs. In the final episode of this final season of the Texas BBS "We got the sauce" series Texas True Blood Vampire Rick will take to ground Greg Abbott his handpicked successor for the Texas Governor's mansion. As his maker Rick Perry will leave a huge impact on the new Governor if elected when a brand new series debuts next year with the working title TEXAS TRUE BLOOD II - NEW BLOOD.
TEXAS TRUE BLOOD
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SHARK TANK - REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES EDITION This special version of SHARK TANK will only has two episodes which will be aired in the week following the next two regular season series conclusions. Billionaires want to know if Republican candidates will have empathy for the low down dirty effort billionaires have to put in to make millions of dollars day after day so this contest requires buying or starting a business and making it profitable by any method possible and after one year from the premiere episode each candidate will be judged on the performance of their new business enterprise. The contest actually began several months ago with each contestant required to open a retail store in a strip mall in the independent state of Colorado and the first episode will detail their progress so far. Rick Perry's steakhouse has proven a little pricey for the neighborhood but Chris Christie's donut shop now has multiple outlets with a minimum wage workforce and is doing well thanks to an entire state full of pot smokers and coffee drinkers. Rand Paul has cashed in big time on pot smokers who now stay home and watch movies on big screen 3D. Paul is already known the King of Big Screen in Colorado. Only Ted Cruz went straight after the real cash by opening a marijuana dispensary, liquor store and premium vodka import/export business all under one roof. With a virtual cash machine, money laundromat and tax free profits held offshore his only problem is making his books look legitimate enough to receive contest credit.
SHARK TANK - REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES EDITION
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MADEA GOES TO PRISON This comedy is the latest movie laugh riot from that franchise character named Madea played by Tyler Perry. The action starts with Madea being held in a Texas prison after her conviction (on appeal) for beating a persistent Mexican fruit vendor into a coma in a crosswalk with his own bag of cantaloupes. After a series of classic Madea disputes with the prison staff Madea is assigned a new cellmate with a deep voice and a five o'clock shadow who says her name is Chelsea but sounds more like a Texas-talkin Darth Vader. Rick Perry who has gone all in with his entertainment career has found his calling as this is an impressive comedy debut.
MADEA GOES TO PRISON
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JAILHOUSE ROCK 2014 Everyone thought Rick Perry was going to run for the Republican nomination for President but everybody was wrong. Perry had been secretly recording tracks with his favorite pop star Justin Bieber and has been anticipating the day he can devote full time to music which turns out has always been his first love after hearing Elvis Presley on the radio as a child. This week Perry finally dropped his secret bombshell and has unveiled his public relations campaign for his new career starting with an arrest for abuse of power to give him some street cred with the young music buyers. His debut album arrives October 22 and his movie will start showing in November after election day.
JAILHOUSE ROCK 2014
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JOINT AGREEMENT The quest for power is a lifelong game that by comparison makes a marathon look like a mini thong. Rand Paul set out years ago to become pals with the one man who could either propel him to the Presidency or destroy him and that man is Rupert Murdoch. In a precisely calculated and well timed chance meeting at a Sun Valley resort Rand accidentally bumps into Rupert and charms the pants off him. Rupert then buys Rand a whiskey and before you know it they're both sloshy drunk at a snowed-in ski lodge and Rupert's moaning like any married Joe that he's having trouble getting his pecker up for Chinese wife Wendy. Rand then gets Rupert to smoke some medical marijuana until they're both higher than the hotel helipad. The next day Rupert promised Rand his political support after he saying he went back to the penthouse suite and spun his wife Wendy round and banged her like a Won Ton wagon wheel. They've been best pals ever since.
JOINT AGREEMENT
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FERGUSON SWAT After a fast talking hustler sells them 120 tons of surplus Iraq era Army gear the local police force in Ferguson starts wearing the gear every day and some folks mistakenly think the town has been invaded by the Army. But when Floyd the barber fires off a few dozen celebratory rounds from his AR-17 after hitting a trifecta on TVG online wagering the entire Ferguson police force responds in full military gear in a hilarious debut episode that can herein be referred to as a perfect storm of clusterfuck cop comedy.
FERGUSON SWAT
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SLUDGE REPORT Steve Drudge has decided to cash in on the family name and dive into the muck racking political news business by going places his brother Matt hasn't gone or will no longer go now that he's a fat cat multimillionaire. Steve's first report is an actual report rather than misleading headline links to other peoples reports so at least Steve deserves credit for that and since the SLUDGE REPORT will air regularly on cable TV brother Steve may be rich soon also. The report features tons of belligerent speeches and rantings but sheds little light on the real reasons why the combatants are such obstinate pricks.
SLUDGE REPORT
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IF POLITICIANS WERE POETS Today almost all celebrities are talking in rhymes, tweets and hashtags except politicians. They often don't wish to seem too hip or modern because they all have conservative constituents who frown on current popular culture. Despite long odds for success this ambitious new show on the new Q&A Channel tries to bring art and creativity where it normally goes to die otherwise known as the world of politics. Republican Rand Paul is the first politician to give the new format a try but his rhyming answers sound straight off a karaoke machine and will do little to counter his dubious reputation for habitual plagiarism in his writings and speeches.
IF POLITICIANS WERE POETS
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SPAWN OF SHARKTOPUS Ted Cruz and family have just settled into a family vacation and are creating sand sculptures on popular Galveston Island off the Texas coast when a swarm of baby sharktopi overrun the beach and eat nearly everyone except Ted and Heidi Cruz. Luckily Ted survives because he is buried in his sand sculpture and Heidi because the film needs her indispensable reaction shots to the bloody Sharktopi feeding frenzy. Cruz capitalizes politically on the incident by raising funds for his Presidential ambitions but becomes drunk on bravado by recklessly taking up water skiing through the warm waters near a nuclear power plant where the Sharktopi are known to feed on the offspring of Crocosaurus.
SPAWN OF SHARKTOPUS
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PARALLEL UNIVERSE In our world on our planet people are mystified as to how former President George W. Bush is able to skip through life with a happy face painting pictures, riding his bicycle, playing with toys and even writing a sweet as sugar fantasy book about his dear old Texan daddy. However, in one or maybe more of infinite parallel universes a much darker "W" is a deeply troubled man haunted by nightmares and hallucinations. Holed up like a hermit George refuses to leave his recreational vehicle flying saucer and has stopped communicating with wife Laura. Loyal and loving as she is Laura stays with George but becomes sexually attracted to the pizza delivery guy played by Channing Tatum who can't believe his luck as she's been ordering three times a week and always tips a $50 bill.
PARALLEL UNIVERSE
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THEY CALL HIM FANGDANGO Vampires everywhere have been distraught with their favorite series TRUE BLOOD ending soon but relief in the form of fresh blood has come from producers who refuse to let the compelling political side of the story die a true death. The scene will shift from Louisiana to a location near Dallas after Texas passed new tax incentives to bring bloodsuckers and their new movie productions to Texas. The cast will be all new but Ted Cruz has a contract that requires his character to be in every scene or basically the sole undisputed star of the new show so nobody's gonna take the star off his shiny shine. And just like his character that's why they call him Fangdango.
THEY CALL HIM FANGDANGO
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