2020 PRESIDENTIAL DERBY
JOE BIDEN
4-5
DONALD "THE VIRUS" TRUMP
9-5
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MOUNT RUSHMORE PLUS TRUMP
BUFFALO TRUMP
FRIENDS
LAWN AND ORDER
TRUMP WHITE RALLY
BIG DEFEAT
TULSA RALLY
DIVA DONNA
GONE WITHOUT THE WIN
NAZI TALK
NECROPLIS
I CAN'T DRINK
NAZI DIAPER DANCE PARTY
RUDE POL DRAG RACE
VE ARE BROTHERS, YA
DIAPER DONNIE
WEIRD SEX
WHITE HOUSE WALL
HIDEY
PERPS
ASSCLOWN PHOTO OP
TRUMP NAZI
BUNKERBITCH
BUNKERBITCH
DOGS ON DUTY
THE GOLDEN FLEECEBOOK
THE KENTUCKIAN
THE CAMPAIGN - NORTH CAROLINA
THE CAMPAIGN - MAINE
THE CAMPAIGN - ARIZONA
THE CAMPAIGN - IOWA
THE CAMPAIGN - NORTH CAROLINA
THE CAMPAIGN - COLORADO
THE CAMPAIGN - MONTANA
THE CAMPAIGN - ALABAMA
THE LOSER
MEMORIAL DAY
GOT MILKED
THE KUSH LIFE
VISIT TO LEVIS
THE PRESIDENT'S NEW CLOTHES
PANDEMIC
NEW YORK PEST
LIETIME MOVIE
KAYLEIGH McENANY JOB INTERVIEW
COVID CURE HYDROX
DON CAPONE - TRANSVESTITE GANGSTER
REPTILIANS
CELEBRITY BEACHES
TRUMP VIRUS KILLER SALE
MAGANUM P.I.
MAGANUM P.I.
MAGANUM P.I.
MAGANUM P.I.
BULL SHIT
BODIES
TRANS TRUMP IN MOSCOW
TRUMP PROTEST
THE PASSION PLAYER
ASS WHOOP
NOT HER PUSSY - REAL CAT CUSTODY CASES
THE MAGA MURDERERS
BUCKETS OF BLOOD
WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPSE
TRUMP FORCE TRAUMA
TRUMP MORTUARY
KEEPING UP WITH KIM
CULT-DE-SAC DEAD END
PENCE IS MASKLESS
PRESIDENT CLOROX
FACE OFF
LUCIFER & THE CHALLENGER
PSYCHO 2020
BLEACH BATH AND BEYOND BELIEF
LYSOL BISMO
TRUMP MORTUARY
IVANKA ONTHE TABLE
WHERE'S MELANIA?
THIS IS THEM
PROUD DADDY
TRUMP ANUS VIRUS
TRUMP ATTENDS FUNERAL
THE TRUMP WORKOUT
DICTATORS
WHERE'S MELANIA?
TRUMPER RALLY
TRUMP MELTDOWN
CRACKER QUACK - MEDICAL EXAMINER - RENT-A-HEARSE
CRACKER QUACK - MEDICAL EXAMINER - THE BURIAL
ART WORLD
MAGA MOTHERF*CKER
MAGA MOTHERF*CKER Once again Maga Motherf*cker's Mom is having her usual tantrum and crazy spell when time comes for Sonny to go home to Karen in Tampa. Sometimes she gets so upset when he's leaving she gets out her rifle and starts shoting every which way while bawling like a baby.
MAGA MOTHERF*CKER
MAGA MOTHERF*CKER Maga Motherf*cker is back home after his visit to Mom. His wife Karen wants to know why the pool is green, two toilets are clogged, her magazine hasn't arrived and her Cadillac may need gas. They settle in for a bucket of fried chicken and watch Sean Hannity on FOX.
MAGA MOTHERF*CKER
CRACKER QUACK - MEDICAL EXAMINER As a duck farmer "Cracker" Jack Quack watches hundreds of hours of Quincy M.E. on an old portable TV. So when Quack moves to the city he gets a job at the morgue and discovers the smell of dead bodies isn't near as bad as the smell at the duck farm.
CRACKER QUACK - MEDICAL EXAMINER
CRACKER QUACK - MEDICAL EXAMINER Over the years the Cracker Quack Medical Examiner had sent old man Bob "Boxtop" Boxer, the local coffin maker, so much business that when 97 year old never-married Boxtop outlived all his bastard kids he left his coffin business to Cracker Quack.
CRACKER QUACK - MEDICAL EXAMINER
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TRUMP MORTUARY
ONE DAY CLOSER The My Pillow guy goes batshit Jesus and claims the corona virus is a blessing and will allow more of his deep sleepers to get to heaven sooner than ever. He starts a snack food business to celebrate the blessing with potato powder Popavees, perfectly popable corona virus bites.
ONE DAY CLOSER
BLOOD ON HIS HANDS At a press conference journalist after journalist asks why is there blood on your hands? President Clorox says it's not blood it's strawberry jelly from his McDonald's breakfast when he used 12 of those little jelly packets on his 3 Egg McMuffins and breakfast double cheeseburger.
BLOOD ON HIS HANDS
TRUMP MORTUARY INFOMERCIAL. You're dead. You never enjoyed silk sheets and hairless pussy at Epstein's. Your penny pincher wife bought sheets a K-mart. NOT A PROBLEM! Trump Mortuary can box you up in the world's finest bedding with comfort fit for a king. Money Back Guarantee!
TRUMP MORTUARY
DONNY QUEEN I see Shaq doing all these TV ads and I say who would make a terrific spokesman and the answer is me. So I call Burger King and they say the King still has a contract and they can't fire the Burger King, flame broil maybe, but then it hits me! Donny Queen! I've already got the neck wattle.
DONNY QUEEN
TRUMP MORTUARY INFOMERCIAL. You're dead. You had no friends. Everyone hated you. NOT A PROBLEM! Trump Mortuary can send you out like a movie star! With thousands of extras ready to play the parts of mourners you can be buried with tremendous class, like you were a somebody!
TRUMP MORTUARY
THE OLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL A classic soap opera set in the White House. Nikki Haley vists the Oval Office and leaves with rug burns. A one-eyed right wing Congressman teaches the President a new secret handshake and is rewarded by being allowed to watch the President and Nikki Haley.
THE OLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
THE LONE RANGER RULE Joe was famous for getting along with everyone but it was community organizer President Obama who taught Joe the value of real productive partnerships based on integrity and that every good deed the Lone Ranger ever did was with his best friend standing by his side.
JOE BIDEN - THE LONE RANGER
PRESIDENT BIDEN On the same night he wraps up the Democratic nomination Joe has a vivid dream. Sitting behind the Resolute desk in the Oval Office Joe feels confidant relaxed energetic and hopeful. He'd sat in that chair before but this time it felt better, it felt like it was his chair to sit in.
PRESIDENT BIDEN
MASKS FOR ALL 2 After blowback a distracted President kicks four people off the tiny stage set up outside the Oval Office to announce that not just sick people should wear masks and that he will never wear a mask but he will never get sick and everything is Obama's fault and he's doing a terrific job.
MASKS FOR ALL 2
DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE The President crams a dozen people on a tiny stage with him to announce social distancing recommendations and that sick people should wear masks and that he will never wear a mask but he will never get sick and everything is Obama's fault and he's doing a terrific job.
MASKS FOR ALL
DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE With sixty percent of corona virus deaths occurring in senior patients older than even the President at 73, his sycophants start crafting messaging suggesting that older Americans should be willing to die in order to keep the economy strong so that the President is reelected.
DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE
THE PUKE'S A HAZARD Unable to golf due to rain The President spends the weekend binge watching the Dukes Of Hazard and when he learns vomit can spread the virus at a Monday meeting of pandemic experts a light bulb goes on in his head and he comes up with a tremendous PSA slogan.
THE PUKE'S A HAZARD
PILLOW GUY FLIES The pillow guy was certain God performed a miracle when a voice convinced him surplus pillow cases could be stuffed with prized Wisconsin dairy manure and sold to Trump supporters. A new chemical in the manure also produced a new breed of barn flies the size of hummingbirds.
PILLOW GUY FLIES
TRUMP VIRUS After being appointed junior Senator for South Carolina Tim Scott was suspicious when informed his duties were to drive Miss Lindsey to and from her errands around town but knowing he never had a snowball's chance in hell of being elected he felt eternally grateful for the opportunity.
DRIVING MISS LINDSEY
TRUMP VIRUS There was no more denying or hiding from the truth the Trump virus was as real as if his face were printed on each individual virus. And now that people were dying by the thousands the President couldn't continue to his propaganda that it was all a Democrat hoax but he did anyway.
TRUMP VIRUS
TRUMP PUKE Pondering how a pandemic killing thousands of Americans would negatively affect the economy and his own reelection chances made the President violently sick. But it was just a lack of sleep and it led him to the conclusion that the disease was fake and the dead were all crisis actors.
TRUMP PUKE
FORBIDDEN LOVE The world would never uderstand why at age 30 and married with children she would still be having sex with her daddy but their secret love affair since she was a 12 year old virgin was such a special bond of shameless depravity it outlasted Daddy's 3 marriages and 5 abortions.
FORBIDDEN LOVE
ANDY WARHOL'S WASHINGTON What starts out simply as a dark comedy about incompetence nepotism and arrogance quickly devolves into a classic horror nightmare that sets off a ruthless mob seeking revenge and a bloodletting that consumes even their creator Dr, Frank N. Stein MD.
ANDY WARHOL'S WASHINGTON
THE SINKING OF MAR-A-LARDO It was New Year's Eve 2020 and club members who had survived the pandemic were all there when it happened. It wasn't climate change as the oceans had only risen 14 inches but the sea had undermined the limestone rock below Mar-a-Lardo and it sank 10 feet.
THE SINKING OF MAR-A-LARDO
PHARMA DON When his cult following begins to doubt his leadership Pharma Don turns them all into drug addicts so that he can depend on their loyalty to him above even their own lives. They owe it to him as they were nothings and now they are nothings with drugs only wealthy people can afford.
PHARMA DON
LORD OF THE FLIES In the midst of extreme cognitive decline a former President confined to an institution for full time care starts interacting with flies and showing empathy the likes of which he never showed people in his entire life. When a sanitation worker kills "Ivanka" he breaks down in tears.
LORD OF THE FLIES
BIGFOOT IN FLORIDA Bigfoot has not only been seen in the Pacific Northwest but a swamp loving Bigfoot has been seen in Southern states as well. Researchers speculate that while sightings are extremely rare the southern species Bigfoot will risk daylight exposure only when seeking a mate.
BIGFOOT IN FLORIDA
BAD NEWS BEARS After taking the team to his cabin for some bonding, the American Siuox School football coach is 45 minutes into an inspirational recitation of his career when tragedy strikes. The coach and the starting offensive line are killed by grizzlies. Only the running backs get away.
BAD NEWS BEARS
VEEP PEEP - SEASON FOUR Mike has another long heartfelt talk with Dollface about the dangers of coronavirus COVID-19 and explains they will have to step up their sanitary protocol. With less travel and the new pandemic restrictions Mike apologizes to Dollface for them spending less time together.
VEEP PEEP - SEASON FOUR
WESTWORLD IV While Dolores is fighting to regain control of the Devos Corporation and Westworld the new owners secretly unleash the park's Hall Of Presidents hosts onto the real world to takeover all remaining Democratic governments. Now Dolores must eliminate them all before it's too late.
WESTWORLD IV
WESTWORLD IV
STAR TREK - DEEP SHIT EARTH As thousands of cloaked Cardassian warships amass undetected and encircling Earth, the Cardassian leadership debates whether to entirely eradicate the human race or save the most appealing females for interbreeding experiments like they had done before.
STAR TREK - DEEP SHIT EARTH
THE MNUCHINS The Mnuchins are a coniving criminal bunch of insignificant bad characters who give up home invasion robberies and bank repossesions to work for the Orange Wizard of Dumbfuck after Dumbfuck defeats the wicked witch of Westchester in a Russian influenced election.
MNUCHINS
WOMAN FOR TRUMP When a female FOX news personality normally friendly to the President blasts one of his more cowardly actions by shouting "Grow a pair!" Don misuderstands and thinks up a new stratgy to win over the votes of suburban women using falsies from one of his Ivanka sex dolls.
WOMAN FOR TRUMP
KUDZU - THE MOVIE This biopic delves deep into the mind of Larry Kudzu, a man famous for being a TV personality portraying an economist who is arrested for cocaine possession. Kudzu has made a new name for himself as a pretend economist and economic advisor by always predicting growth.
KUDZU - THE MOVIE
MORE FOR ME When the Florida Seniors Bowling League champions cancel their bus trip for lunch at the White House President Fat Donny is unperturbed and dons his usual Hamburglar's costume and sets a personal best for most Big Macs eaten in one sitting and with only four Diet Cokes.
TRUMP BURGERS
THE TARIFF SHERIFF President Fat Donny raises tariffs on China after China floods American porn shops with inflattable Ivanka sex dolls. After an indignant tirade accusing Chinese of despicable immoral conduct Trump strikes a huge discount deal on four Ivanka sex dolls he previously ordered.
THE TARIFF SHERIFF
SINGING BLOOMBERG Candidate Bloomberg baffles folks who don't live in New York City by referring to the Naked Cowboy who performs for tips in Times Square while wearing just his underwear. Sensing a publicity bonanza he gives it a try but doesnt get a single tip other than don't do that again.
SINGING BLOOMBERG
TRUMP IN INDIA Practical joker Melania knowing how much Ding Don likes firetrucks convinces him Dalmatians came from India and are revered there and the men all wear these skirt like things and with deadly riots going on less than two miles away she figures it will help to lighten the mood.
TRUMP IN INDIA
WHITEWASH Fat Donny spends three hours soaking in the tub after the Senate acquits him of high crimes and misdemeanors at his impeachment trial. Ivanka dutifully brings him her entire line of Chinese manufactured fragrances but nothing can mask the stench so Fat Donny gets back in the tub.
WHITEWASH
LYING HORSFACE PONY SOLDIERS The success of animated cable TV series BoJack Horseman has spawned a new subgenre of films featuring horseface characters. The pony soldiers try to avoid a battle with the Buffalo and Beaver Indians but the Groundhog renegades try to sabotage the effort.
LYING HORSFACE PONY SOLDIERS
POLITICAL FOOD FIGHT Political candidates have fun as contestants dressed in food appropriate costumes debating loudly and rudely Jerry Springer style with the hilarious outcome always somehow ending in a massive food fight. Chicken For All meets Orange Judas in this week's matchup.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
HER SATANIC MAJESTIES REQUEST Melania hangs outside the Citadel as her rolling cloned offspring sing this all together she's a rainbow in another land 2000 light years from home. The words apparently mean nothing but her prescription may need changing after her therapist's recommendation.
HER SATANIC MAJESTIES REQUEST
THE NEW SUPREME Inspired by The Apprentice this new reality show starts when impeached President Trump appoints his children to the federal appealate court in New York with the game being the first to preside over a criminal conviction of Hillary wins a future spot on the U.S. Supreme Court.
THE NEW SUPREMES
WITNESS BOLTON It was always just a dream. It had to be. Perry Mason died in 1993 and the black and white images were huge tipoffs that none of this was real. It was just television. Still after 22 episodes we were hooked like a pirate and hoped somehow someway all of this really happened.
WITNESS BOLTON
AVENGERS - IMPEACHMENT DUTY The House appoints seven impeachment managers to present the prosecution's case against the impeached President in his Senate impeachment trial and avenge for all Americans the President's egregious violations of the Constitution and his oath of office.
AVENGERS - IMPEACHMENT DUTY
NUMB AND NUMBER With his soul long ago completely devoured by Trump Mike's insides have been hollowed out like a mylar balloon as he is assigned a new corrupt agenda to blindly follow someone across the country and give them something in exchange for something but no quid pro quo.
NUMB AND NUMBER
MIGHTY MOUTH President Trump talks tough in front of some obselete battle tanks but adversaries see the emperor wears no clothes and that his obnoxious belligerent tirades and tweets reveal a Mighty Mouth with the pipsqueak roar of a mouse because nothing he says is believed by anyone.
MIGHTY MOUTH
PEDOPHILE ISLAND Alan Dershowitz and Alex Acosta finally get an invite to Jeffrey Epstein's Pedophile Island and set off on a hike to the Temple of the Lost Virgin atop the only hill on the island. Dershowitz is shocked when Trump brings his 12 year old daughter along but Acosta looks the other way.
PEDOPHILE ISLAND
FIRST LADY The impeached President and First Lady attend a championship football game and visit the celebration afterward in the winners locker room. The President gets busy talking and wanders off leaving the First Lady in the locker room where she stays for two hours and forty-five minutes.
FIRST LADY
BODON CENTAUR is the FOX HUNTER BoDon is an overweight narcissistic centaur but was able with corrupt help to land the plum job of official FOX HUNTER. It's the easiest work he's ever done because the foxes are easy to trick to the point that even dimwit prairie dogs call them foxtards.
BODON CENTAUR is the FOX HUNTER
YANG OVERBOARD Due to a prelaunch contractual stipulation the DNC Yacht Club is required to throw the only Asian in the contest overboard as they cross the equator just west of the great Pacific Ocean garbage patch. A strong swimmer, Yang is certain he'll catch up and be allowed back on board.
YANG OVERBOARD
WAR AND PEACE Based on a novel that chronicles the Russian invasion of United States politics and the impact of the Trump era on American society through the stories of five wealthy Republican families who are utterly and cluelessly unaware of the disintegrating communities they exploit and defile.
WAR AND PEACE
WAR GAME TRUMP - IRAN episode 2 The impeached President settles into his movie theater with a case of diet coke and buckets of popcorn and fried chicken to watch the Iranian response to his surprise assassination of an Iranian General. Ballistic missiles hit a base housing American soldiers.
MISSILE WEEK
WAR GAME TRUMP - IRAN After three years the impeached President finally gets the hang of his joy stick and personally directs his missiles on target to blow up 25 Iraqis a couple miles from the new $750 million American Embassy in Iraq and then blows up an Iranian General at the Baghdad airport.
WAR GAME TRUMP - IRAN
THE MAD KING Proving history not only repeats itself but rhymes better than Dr. Seuss this seventeenth century story is a mirror image of what's happening today and will make you scream "Oh my God it's all happened before!" Well it has and it's never a good thing to do a bad thing twice or more.
THE MAD KING
RUDY VENEZUELA For a change of pace the impeached President's personal attorney attempts to establish a corrupt back channel for illegal dealings with a strongman from the southern hemisphere. Donning an elaborate disguise Rudy Venezuela tangos his way into striking a deal for black market oil.
RUDY VENEZUELA
OFF TO FLORIDA The impeached President is off to Florida for a holiday vacation at Mar-A-Largo wearing a Kanye West pink velour exercise suit and koala skin slippers. He can't wait to tell the regulars at the Mar-A-Lago bar about the top secret assassination he has ordered on an Iranian General.
OFF TO FLORIDA
TRUMP HUMPS JUSTICE The impeached President's flag humping habit escalates dangerously when he spots a statuesque topless female statue over the flag's shoulder and moves on her like a bitch. After 45 minutes the Capital Police start to get worried and call for Tom Selleck to talk him down.
TRUMP HUMPS JUSTICE
CAST OUT OF HEAVEN Now wearing the shameful stain of impeachment across his forehead the President is cast out of Christian Evangelical Heaven by the handsome Jesus editor of the leading Christian Evangelical magazine, Christianity Today. The worst enablers are tossed overboard as well.
CRISTIANITY TODAY
OCEANS SEVEN Seven optimistic and determined progressive operatives gather in Hollywood to debate their plans to take down Whiterose and E Corp and redistribute their wealth to the people that have been left behind by the greed and corruption of the policies initiated by the MAGA hat Dark Army.
OCEANS SEVEN
IMPEACHED - THE BROADWAY MUSICAL Life is unappealing for a con man who's not stealing. I'm not whole without a soul to prey upon. Ah, those good old days were so fruitful. Suddenly those good old days are gone. For now my skills will be rusting owing to the busting of a perfect call to Ukraine. My vast talents will be resting but I'll soon be testing for the chance to use them once again. It's a hoax, it's a fraud, for my work you should applaud, you've never had a better guy than me. It's a stretch, it's a reach I should've never been impeached. Not impeached! Not impeached! Not impeached!
TRUMP IMPEACHED
A POUND OF MUSHROOM Facing impeachment the President begs, he bullies, he bloviates, he intimidates but the Speaker takes a mighty gavel to his mushroom and pounds it flatter than a footprint. Now tainted goods he's impeached, he's imperiled and he's also minus his maleficent mushroom.
PELOSI POUNDS MUSHROOM
LAW & ORDER - DOJ For 35 years producer Dick Wolf has been working his way up America's law enforcement totem pole and with his new series DOJ he explores the inner workings of the Department of Justice starting off with a crisis resulting from an overtly politically biased Attorney General.
LAW & ORDER - DOJ
BARR TALK After knocking back a few rounds Attorney General Barr expounds on his vision of an America where he has lots of money and several million dollar homes. Going full MAGAtard Barr spews stupid MAGAtard Trump racist rhetoric and threatens his bartender with immediate deportation.
BARR TALK
TURN BACK TIME Attorney General Barr steals Cher's hit song "Turn Back Time" for his campaign to return America to the last century. Barr plans to turn back time by reversing abortion rights, civil rights, voting rights and bringing back leaded gasoline. Barr also voids Cher's copyright on the song.
TURN BACK TIME
BILL BARR CONSTITUTIONAL Attorney General Barr has the United States Constitution printed onto 10,000 rolls of soft Charmin toilet paper so he can wipe his bare ass with it. Since the document has been rendered useless for traditional purposes Barr reckons it can still be used in the bathroom.
BARR CONSTITUTIONAL
DOES A BARR SHIT ON THE WORDS? The famous question is answered when Attorney General Barr takes a big shit on the words of the United States Constitution. Ignoring the words of our founding document becomes a habit for the 400 pounder as he rummages through tradition and norms.
BARR SHIT ON THE WORDS
SWAMPLAND This brand new 10 part series on Nutfux chronicles a mobster takeover of the United States government and the unprecedented crime spree that follows. Led by a career criminal fraud artist and conman America falls into a massive tailspin of crime, greed, gluttony, grief and outrage.
SWAMPLAND
THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING The Russian Foreign Minister visited the Kremlin's not so secret agent in the White House and brought a set of nesting dolls as a gift for the President from the boss Vladimir Putin who has been very pleased with the job President Trump has done for Putin and Russia.
THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING
PERRY MASON -THE CASE OF THE PUTIN PUPPET For the President's Senate impeachment trial the Democrats hire Perry Mason to question the President. Masterfully provoking the witness into alternating spasms of rage and despair the President starts confessing to crimes no one knew about.
PERRY MASON -THE CASE OF THE PUTIN PUPPET
COMMANDER IN CHIEF - ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE After committing acts of treason and betrayal of the Constitution a corrupt Commander in Chief is shocked when his troops turn on him and refuse to carry out an immoral and illegal order to shoot Americans protesting a vist by Vladimir Putin.
COMMANDER IN CHIEF - ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE
CORN POP When confronted by bullies on the campaign trail former Vice President Joe Biden remembers back to when he was a lifeguard with hairy legs in the city pool and his run in with a really bad dude named Corn Pop. Joe stood up nose to nose to Corn Pop and later they became good friends.
CORN POP
NATO 2019 - NOT NICE The pompadoured President attends a NATO meting where he is mocked and laughed at as his inane nonsense babble is ignored. Acting all the toddler Baby Trump dumps a diaper load of depression on what used to be a friendly gathering and delays every scheduled event.
NATO 2019 -NOT NICE
MOVING DAY Democrats arrange an elaborate prank when the President invites a delegation of huge white Russian guys into the Oval Office and then goes ballistic when he finds out they are movers and they start asking what he wants loaded into their moving van parked in front of the White House.
MOVING DAY
GYM "BALLS" JORDAN is THE WRESTLER Notoriously aggressive during his college wrestling and coaching years when he came to Washington Republican leadership decided to use him as their attack dog in committee room hearings even if he had a tendency to bite holes in his own arguments.
GYM BALLS JORDAN is THE WRESTLER
WHITE HOUSE PORTRAIT In yet another episode of self aggrandizement to mask his insecurity the President hangs a portrait in the White House potrait gallery of his head painted onto the body of fighter Rocky Balboa. "Fuck it, in a hundred years all you stupid people won't know it's bullshit."
WHITE HOUSE PORTRAIT
EMPEROR PANNICULUS In a delusional episode of self aggrandizement to mask his insecurity the President claims title to Best Emperor of all time. Having already declared himself Best President the escalation worries psychiatrists after he mistakes his medical condition for the name of an Emperor.
EMPEROR PANNICULUS
GIULIANI SUCKS PART 2 Sleepless for 11 days a batty Count Giuliani returns from Eastern Europe with a batshit crazy election conspiracy plot that a hypnotized President Trump accepts as truth. While under hypnosis in the Oval Office a bloodthirsty Count Giuliani sucks a full liter of Presidential blood.
GIULIANI SUCKS
GARDEN OF EVIL The swamp is swampier than any swamp ever and has not been drained except for one particular section that is closed to all but the ruling crime family and has come to be known as the garden of evil. Here bad is good, right is wrong, lies are truth, science is fiction and fetish is fashion.
GARDEN OF EVIL
VEEP 2 Former ambassador and new author Nikki Haley needs publicity for her just released book and employs the advise of a top Hollywood publicist to impersonate Kim Kardashian in a visit to the White House. She copes with the groping and kissing by imagining a flock of flying dollar signs.
VEEP 2
POTCAST The septagenarian President tires of endless Oval Office diaper leaks and changes and angrily decides to spend his Tweeting time on the toilet but mindful of optics in the press the chief of staff renames the President's many hours of toilet time as official sounding executive time.
POTCAST
FATHER OF THE BRIBE Declaring it a great day for America the President offers a percentage vig on Javelin missile sales and a private getaway weekend with Tiffany to a Ukranian oligarch if he can make the Ukranian President dress in a wedding gown at a Trump hotel reopening in Azerbajian.
FATHER OF THE BRIBE
UFC presented by KFC The President attends an Ultimate Fighting Championship but is stunned when cheers turn to boos as one after another of his gladiators are slain mercilessly by the Democrats and Never Trumpers teams. The Presidents best fighters unexpectedly fled the arena before the fight.
UFC presented by KFC
COLD MOUNTAIN Ex-President and fugitive Trump rides a horse for the first time at the grand opening of a new ski lodge and time share project on the border of North Korea and Russia. Trump selected the carpet in the dining areas and gift shop and is said to be settling into his secret relocation.
COLD MOUNTAIN
THE DAY AFTER Facing a report to prison deadline the Don stages an elaborate con with a fake death certificate and a fake funeral in order to flee the country to his promised villa in Russia where Putin hires a decorator to celebrate the defection of a former President and convicted criminal fugitive.
THE DAY AFTER
BOTTOMLESS PINOCCHIO After the Washington Post declares Trump a bottomless Pinnochio saying he earns five Pinocchios daily the President is stricken with a recurring nightmare that his nose keeps growing and growing and he has to secretly cut it off his face at his desk in the Oval Office.
BOTTOMLESS PINOCCHIO
DIAPER DON IN OVAL OFFICE For the umpteenth time the irritated President must wait for an aide to fetch a new suit of clothes from his living quarters upstairs after another diaper leakage. While waiting Trump decides from then on he will do his important tweeting from his bedroom with his pants off.
DIAPER DON IN OVAL OFFICE
TRUMP HOMELESS CRACKDOWN A delegation of a dozen housing officials tour the country and create a report on the homeless crisis in America. In a tense Oval Office meeting the President runs their report through a paper shredder in front of them and orders 300 bulldozers to level homless camps.
TRUMP HOMELESS CRACKDOWN
LOCKED AND LOADED After accidentally getting high on disinfectant fumes in his Camp David bungalow the President wanders outside and the door locks behind him leaving him naked and pounding on the door. Later he claims this is when he invented the pharse "locked and loaded".
LOCKED AND LOADED
TRUMP HOSTS TALIBAN After an unpleasant personal experience at Camp David the President decides to host the Taliban at his hotel on 9/11. After John Bolton threatens to quit a face saving is achieved when the Taliban announces they have no idea what the orange baby man is talking about.
TRUMP HOSTS TALIBAN
MOSCOW MITCH Moscow Mitch banks a cool $2 million when a Russian oligarch gets approval to build a factory in Kentucky to manufacture aluminum coffins for rapidly dying coal miners. Moscow Mitch's personal fortune tops $100 million all of it accumulated since his election to the Senate.
MOSCOW MITCH
2019 BE BEST TOUR - SLOVENIAN DETENTION VISIT Melania continued her Be Best Tour with a stop at a Slovenian Migrant Detention Center and rocked a $4500 Paris original summer dress that was appreciated by the migrants and staff. She posed for photos in the cage areas for 20 minutes.
SLOVENIAN DETENTION VISIT
TRUMP TABOO SMASHER After all manner of bribery, extortion, self-dealing, market manipulation and traitorous treachery along with smashing all government norms the President felt it was time to smash social taboos as well. First on his list was incest claiming some say superior genes justify it.
TRUMP OIL PAINTING
HOT TUB IVANKA Young nude models were his thing. So he opened the largest teen modeling agency in the world and supplied wealthy oligarchs with the Mega-Yacht Package. 40 teen models delivered by helicopter in intenational waters. Ivanka was the only advertisement he ever needed.
HOT TUB IVANKA
CRAZY RICH AMERICANS Investigators for the IS IT TRUE? TV show explore a possible murder to shutter a film that exposes craven amoral monsters and their sex stories of pedophilia and murder after research shows Americans are still interested in the sex lives of celebrities even after they die.
CRAZY RICH AMERICANS
SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER 2019 brings the revival of anti-Semitism, racism, disinformation, propaganda, hate and division. Sadly because the Trump crime family gets to march at the head of the parade with Hitler they presume they have the power to control the evil human impulses in the mob.
SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER
STAR TREK CHAOS The starship Enterprise rescues a disabled spacecraft with an all women crew who are searching the Milky Way for a new golden turtle as their entire all female Chaos civilization had arisen from one Chao female and one golden turtle centuries before on the planet Earth.
STAR TREK CHAOS
TRUMP KIDS After ripping off a crippled childrens charity for over half a million dollars by hosting "free" events at Dad's golf courses the Trump kids scatter across America in a contest to have the most luxurious summer vacations that their share of the loot can buy. But then things go really bad.
TRUMP KIDS
AMERICA MADE GREAT Farmer Don reminesces amidst the ruins of his once prosperous family farm. With the Trump welfare payments and an insurance check Farmer Don is ready for his forced retirement in Florida without the headaches of old tractors and markets destroyed by a trade war.
AMERICA MADE GREAT
DEMOCRATIC 2020 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES DINNER The first Democratic candidates dinners is filmed by waiters in a casual family atmosphere. No one insulted the staff or the food and the highlight was Sanders bringing fried chicken because he thought it was a pot luck dinner.
2020 DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE DINNER
BRAIN DAMAGED AMERICAN North Koreans arrest an American book salesman trying to smuggle in 200 Dennis Rodman autographed Bibles to sell outside sporting events. Claiming that he was brain damaged when he entered their country, soldiers led the man to the DMZ and ordered him to run.
NORTH KOREA RETURNS BRAIN DAMAGED AMERICAN
TRUMP BIKER FORCE After returning from North Korea a brain damaged American uses pity cash to buy a motorcycle and organize a Trump Biker Force. In his best scam ever he lives large and puts on 80 pounds until he decides to ride his motorcycle across country to meet the President in person.
TRUMP BIKER FORCE
OLD DON IN PRISON Another entry into the fast growing Trump In Prison genre. This film begins with Old Don now in his eighties and having overcome mild dyslexia has taken a great interest in reading every book published about his Presidency, his impeachment, his indictment and his several trials.
OLD DON IN PRISON
PRISON BREAK Keith Stone of Keystone fame has taken his childhood love of anything by Charlie Chaplin or Benny Hill and combined their styles with another Trump In Prison production and made a fun drunk laugh riot comedy that uses sight gags over 90 years old that can still produce laughter.
PRISON BREAK
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - ADDERALL USAGE CHART President Trump volunteered to demonstrate the tell tale signs that some old boomer may be seriously endangering their brain health by snorting Adderall to help create the self delusion of youthful invigorating energy.
ADDERALL USAGE CHART
LOST IN SPACE The Trump crime family borrows a Space Force battle cruiser to take an interplanetary vacation on the taxpayer's dime. Filmed in black and white because of a cargo heist prior to lift off. Filmmaker Barron Trump also appears as himself in this outer space soap opera melodrama.
LOST IN SPACE
AMERICA'S GOT TALENT - THE CHARLATANS Contestants chosen from a right wing news fan base have 3 minutes to spin an outlandish conspiracy theory and are judged on just how many liberals will be owned if members of the celebrity panel were to air the conspiracy on their FOX programs.
AGT - THE CHARLATANS
THE BANG BANG GANG CBS all asses network has outdone itself with this spin off dark comedy. From thieving comic book nerd to backstabbing lying bitch to full blown racist Nazi to pig farming mass murdereress to a Harry Potter porn addict every character is convincing as a despicable human being.
THE BANG BANG GANG
CREATION of DONALD Liberty University's art forgery department is forced to dust off the cobwebs when tasked with creating a gigantic religious themed billboard for President Trump to display to Vladimir Putin during Putin's upcoming visit for the official state funeral of American Democracy.
CREATION of DONALD
SURRENDER TO RUSSIA The Progressive insurance guy played artfully by Mike Pence is forced into dildo decontamination duty when accompanying the President on a secret surrender celebation where Putin rides Trump bareback into a room full of oligarchs to thunderous applause and vodka cheers.
SURRENDER TO RUSSIA
THE GOLDEN TURTLE Little Chao first set foot in America at the age of four as her wealthy family had sent her to fulfill the ancient Chinese prophesy of the Golden Turtle. That a fierce Chinese born female warrior would one day protect the key to unlimited wealth and power for the Chao dynasty.
THE GOLDEN TURTLE
PINK ASS MONKEYS The discovery of pink ass monkeys in North America came as a shock to most zoologists. Previously found on other continents but never in America researchers wonder if a polar land bridge existed before Atlantis sunk or if hovercraft piloted by aliens transported the creatures.
NATGEO - NEW SPECIES PINK ASS MONKEY DISCOVERED
TRUMP IN PRISON In a mad rush to get new limited series and films out in the red hot TRUMP IN PRISON genre, dozens of projects are in the works. This version sees both father and son sent to a medium security facitity where they begin to plan their escape. Now bald, Dad gets a head tattoo to fit in.
TRUMP IN PRISONTRUMP IN PRISON
STAIR LIFT TO HEAVEN He'd always had an elevator so when he finally achieved his lifelong ambition of living in that gigantic White House he was commpletely unprepared for climbing stairs built centuries before. There wasn't even an escalator. A deluxe stair lift was the perfect answer to a prayer.
STAIR LIFT TO HEAVEN
THY ANTICHRIST An unusual character study about the only blond man with orange skin anyone in the future Holy Land had ever seen. At first he made shoes and then he built coffins but his career of nailing people sentenced to crucificion onto crosses was the basis of his terrifying reputation.
THY ANTICHRIST
GIFT FOR PUTIN After an international summit and business meeting in Paris a corrupt U.S. President with erectile dysfunction played by Donald Trump offers Russian President Vladimir Putin a personal private session with his domanitrix played by a surgically enhanced Melania Trump. Rated R.
GIFT FOR PUTIN
WOMEN WHO LOVE TRUMP In a make believe country where everyone is in bred blond and white a candidate emerges with hypnotic powers of persuasion he discovered and perfected selling time shares.To his surprise his abilities are perfect for politics and he builds a loyal following of fans.
WOMEN WHO LOVE TRUMP
BOMBS AWAY Lou Dobbs gives a strong performance portraying a master bomb maker intent on blowing up every Democrat he despises but becomes frustrated when one of his followers uses insufficient postage on a dozen mail bombs and tries to evade capture in a van plastered with Trump stickers.
BOMB THROWER TURNS BOMB MAKER
BONE SAW MASSACRE The new President was on a roll and had the royal family in stitches laughing over his bone saw massacre comedy bit which is mostly ranting about journalists critical of both him and them. It was silenty understood by the Prince that this was a request for clandestine assistance.
BONE SAW MASSACRE
THE EXORCIST A former nude lesbian porn model had an $11 million per year contract but it did not include sexual priveleges and after seeing THE EXORCIST she developed a head spinning ability to wilt any dick and exorcise any lustful desires her employer might forget he will never have again.
THE EXORCIST
THE PRESIDENTS Every night he slept in the White House he had the same nightmare and it was driving him insane. He was naked in front of all the ex-Presidents of the United States and they were all laughing at him until he could take no more and goes on a murderous rampage of American icons.
THE PRESIDENTS
GREEN SCREEN After an hourlong interview with Hannity at the FOX studios a producer excitedly shows off their new green screen technology to the President who decides it would be a great tool for fooling his dim witted base into believing he was more fearless and invincible than Chuck Norris.
CLIFFHANGER
PRESIDENTIAL BRONZE Rarely had a new cosmetic product caught on so fast but when the President appeared before an adoring mob in West Virginia wearing Maybelline Presidential Bronze beauty supply shops were immediately sold out within hours and a new fashion craze was born.
PRESIDENTIAL BRONZE
SHARK WEEK The President of the United States clears his schedule of all offical business and hunkers down in his private White House theater to watch the latest blockbuster shark movie and binge watch all Shark Week shows aired since he threw that teen girl to the sharks off his yacht in 1989.
SHARK WEEK
DEVIL MOM A dying old woman comes to believe that her offspring is not of this world. A notoriously cruel Rosemary and her wealthy husband move to an apartment building and evict all of their neighbors. All but one with whom she makes a deal involving her dominant influence on her surviving son.
DEVIL MOM
FECKLESS CULT After over 2500 adoring cult members gather on a historic hill and pray for their Dear Leader in Washington D.C. they are stunned when minutes later he berates them mercilessly as a "Feckless Cult" upon learning his ushers have collected less than $1000 in the collection baskets.
FECKLESS CULT
SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER Spanky makes a cameo appearance in a Hungarian revisionist history movie in which Adolph Hitler not only conquers the world and kills 200 million undesirables but appoints Donald Trump's father Vice-Emperor of North America where he amasses a trillion dollar fortune.
SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER
SINGAPORE SPRING Spanky heads to Singapore for a head to head Scrabble battle royale with a North Korean delegation including Kim Jong Un, the undefeated master of all boardgames in NK. Kim leaves with his winnings after the official Scrabble judge rules covfefe is not an unacceptable word.
SINGAPORE SPRING
LETS MAKE A DEAL Spanky Doodle Dandy appears on his favorite game show and trades away United States military preparedness manuevers with South Korea and irritates and astonishes American long time allies in South Korea and Japan, all for a mystery surprise behind curtain number one.
LET'S MAKE A DEAL
MEAN GIRLS When Spanky visits the foreign country of Canada he experiences public scorn and gets a quick primer on the cruel laws of popularity that divide us into tightly knit cliques. He finds himself on the butt end of mean remarks by foreign leaders dubbed "the G7" so Spanky leaves the event early.
MEAN GIRLS
THE ART OF THE DICK THE ART OF THE DEAL was the 1987 book credited to Donald Trump and written by Tony Schwartz but Trump now hates Tony and this new cable-only X-rated interview has what Donald says are the true unspoken secrets of intimidation as used by master dick flippers.
THE ART OF THE DICK
STAR WORM Spanky the Slug was one of the far out galaxy's most powerful gangsters, with far-reaching influence and power in both politics and the criminal underworld. His policies of traumatically seperating children from their parents at the right age to create socipaths kept his armies full of recruits.
STAR WORM
SPANKY DOODLE DANDY President Spanky leads a parade around the White House after awarding himself a Congressional Gold Medal. Reflecting on his life, flashbacks trace his rise from a miserable problem child inheriting his father's slumlord business to his early days as a flim flam pitch man.
SPANKY DOODLE DANDY
FRAMED Rudy is a former mayor and lawyer and searching for a job when his phone rings and he is asked to publicly defend the President from a venomous porn star seductress. When damning evidence surfaces Rudy concocts a nutty conspiracy story suggesting the President was framed.
FRAMED
HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE Based a self-help book written and published in 1936. Over 30 million copies have been sold making it one of the best-selling books of all time. In this new weekly TV series host Dennis Rodman shares old lessons that are still applicable today.
LESSONS IN DIPLOMACY
THE PRESIDENT'S APPRENTICE With Kanye's blessing Kim Kardashian accepts the role of apprentice. Her duties include bringing a Diet Coke to the Oval Office where the President likes to brush fluff off the backside of her ever-changing outfits that she keeps upstairs in Melania's vacated bedroom.
THE PRESIDENT'S APPRENTICE
SOLO - A TROLL WARS STORY Spanky finds disaster when he joins a gang of internet Tweeters, including a 69-year-old Wookie woman who chews tobacco. Indebted to the gangster Rupert Murdoch, the crew devises a plan to travel to the Capitol and pollute the atmosphere with toxic conversation.
SO LOW - A TROLL WARS STORY
MY 400LB LIFE The journey of a morbidly obese politician in an attempt to enrich himself struggles as he makes cowardly decisions to bypass Congressional and Justice Department investigations. By frequently changing his stories he hopes to avoid ruining relationships with friends and family.
MY 400LB LIFE
SEA MIKE HUNT Sea Mike goes hunting for abalone shells with Jared and Ivanka who ship them to China to be remade into pricey jewelry she sells online. While diving they come under a fierce attack by anti-Sea Mikes who have been hired by the abalone mob and led by a notorious bearded clam.
SEA MIKE HUNT
VEEP PEEP When C-SPAN hired a former NBC program director to produce new shows that would enable them to survive budget cuts in the Trump era little did they know that the first show produced would be a ratings blockbuster. The Vice President's interaction with his comfort doll went viral overnight.
VEEP PEEP
SPLAININ DAY Political drama about a veteran reporter who escorts a rookie on his first day with the White House press corps. Baffling and ridiculous responses from the President force the newbie to decide what crosses the line from bald-faced lie to ludicrous bat-shit crazy self-serving propaganda.
SPLAININ DAY
CRACKED During a vacation cruise a neurotic billionaire watches THE CAINE MUTINY on his yacht's big screen TV and immediately suspects his Captain of disloyalty. The crew sees the billionaires's behavior as irrational and confine him to quarters after he tries to throw a supermodel overboard.
CRACKED
LAW AND ORDER - SOCIAL MEDIA UNIT The NYPD Social Media Unit detectives investigate semi-heinous crimes on the internet such as spreading fake news or propaganda, trolling, bullying, catfishing, racism, hate speech and dickishness, in which the victims assist authorities in the investigations.
LAW AND ORDER - SOCIAL MEDIA UNIT
DEATH STAR TRUMP 2018 Supreme Commander Darth Trump becomes enraged and steals General Kelly's throat lozenges after learning his Death Star will remain without weapons because Elon Musk refuses to ship the weapons into outer space on the promise of payment at a later date.
DEATH STAR TRUMP
PARADE Everyone's favorite Sunday newspaper insert magazine has expanded to documentary short films. In a week when President Trump requested a military parade a look back at dubious parades of the past includes slave marches of people captured by Romans, Aztecs and even cannibals.
PARADE
THE STABLE GENIUS Veteran actor Donald Trump makes a play for his first ever acting award by going full retard as a 72 year-old stable mucker who has been mercilously mocked his entire life with the "Genius" nickname until he came to believe he could predict winners by examining their horseshit.
THE STABLE GENIUS
THE SIGNING President Trump becomes isolated in the White House and hoping to raise his low poll numbers agrees to sign a bill that breaks dozens of campaign promises. Vice President Pence is plagued by psychic premonitions that become more disturbing as Trump's dark secrets begin to unravel.
THE SIGNING
ASS IN THE HOLE He went from the penthouse to the White House to an underground hidey hole ala Saddam Hussein. After being indicted on 232 felony counts the former President flees the country and becomes the world's most wanted, hunted and hated man as he tries to elude capture.
ASS IN THE HOLE
DOWNSIZING When her scientists discover how to shrink human mental capacity as a solution to high advertising rates, Ivanka decides to abandon her stressed D.C. life by having Jared convince her double-dosed father she was accidently shrunk into a plastic doll while visiting a factory in China.
DOWNSIZING
BOORISH Donald Drumpf (Donald Trump) has it all... a great company, a beautiful third wife with terrific legs, four kids and a big penthouse in his own building, but as a insecure racist white man, he begins to question whether all his success has brought too much cultural assimilation for his family.
BOORISH
TERMINATED - JUDGEMENT DAY After innumerable horrific acts on earth a very bad angel played by Donald Trump is recalled to heaven where he is stripped of his wings and ordered to face termination of his angels benefits package after a special investigation and trial led by Jesus Christ himself.
TERMINATED -JUDGEMENT DAY
HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN Donald Trump stars in this horror version of the 1980's TV series. After buying his way into heaven and his reasssignment to earth as an angel a billionaire's sociopath and racist character flaws reemerge with a vengeance as he urges a minority child to walk into the light.
HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN
WESTSIDE STORY After a natural disaster and flooding members of the Jets a local white supremacist gang are reluctant to help the Puerto Ricans in the neighborhood until they see how beautiful Maria is. They plot to get in her pants until Robert Wagner chases them down the alley with a shotgun.
WESTSIDE STORY
BOW DOWN ASS CLOWN Top Bun makes billions of dollars in this episode but in his book the chapter on how to kneel was axed because it is his most top secret of secrets. Saudi TV mocks him claiming that when he was offered a billion dollar commission he knelt and went straight for the King's balls.
BOW DOWN ASS CLOWN
DONALD J. TRUMP - TOP BUN America spread her legs wide not to merely be grabbed or groped but she longed for the manly thrusts of leadership he promised and with so much energy he seemed certain to be a helluva hayride. But then he whipped out a tiny little dick and took a piss on her pussy.
DONALD J. TRUMP - TOP BUN
THE BAD SEED This was Top Bun's first movie role and and this special 50th anniversary edition has been digitally enhanced for clarity. TV Guido says the most fascinating thing is that Top Bun has been playing basically the exact same character for 50 years and over 300 movie and television roles.
THE BAD SEED
ABOVE THE LAW Top Bun gets drunk on power and starts auditioning sycophants seeking positions as federal judge appointees. After watching an episode of BULL on CBS he builds a mock courtroom and holds mock trials to determine if any of his potential appointees might ever rule against him.
ABOVE THE LAW
PAYDAY Top Bun invites the Russians to bring their monthly payment by the oval office as he has some terrific inside information on a huge international corporate merger that could net Trump Enterprises nearly two billion dollars at a cost of 1000 dead American allied soldiers fighting in Syria and Iraq.
PAYDAY
SUN UP with TRUMP TMN joins the crowded morning TV show market with a new show featuring Donald Trump eating breakfast in the White House and watching all of the other morning TV shows in real time. It's especially entertaining when Donnie inevitably throws his cereal bowl at the television.
SUN UP with TRUMP
THE GREAT WALL Correctly described as product placement in search of a movie the theatrical version bombed and went straight to DVD. There is a reason General George Patton famously said that permanent security fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. Starring Donald Trump.
THE GREAT WALL
CINDERFELLA Top Bun is inspired by a visit with the Queen and decides to buy his own gilded carriage so that he may be driven around his mile long circular driveway dozens of times and delivered to his own fancy ball while dressed in his favorite fancy ball gown from his second marriage.
CINDERFELLA
SLOGAN Top Bun wakes up in a remote outpost near the Mexican border where he was searching for a re-election slogan to replace Make America Great Again and decides to reveal to the world his dark secret that even though he has always been a mutant he doesn't really care for Patrick Stewart.
SLOGAN
CRIME FIGHTERS Ever since the first time he rode his batmobile as a five year old Donny (Top Bun) knew he wanted to kill people in the name of justice. First in his neighborhood then in his city and country and finally as the best superhero ever Donny was going to be policeman for the world.
TOP GUN in CRIME FIGHTERS
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST A bright beautiful, independent young woman is taken prisoner by a beast and locked in the west wing of the beast's castle until she goes batshit crazy and starts singing with the silverware. The beast takes advantage and seduces her for use in his own personal fantasies.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
THE LAST WITCH HUNTEE Vin Diesel a.k.a. the Last Witch Hunter is back because the world is suffering from another goddam witch and this witch is a motherfucker. Benedict Donald is at his malevolent witch worst here and Vin Diesel will have his hands full slaying this very powerful goddam witch.
THE LAST WITCH HUNTEE
DONALD J. TRUMP - OOPS The President goes on a high speed joyride in a supporters dump truck only to carelessly crash into a compact car killing it's driver, Bill Acha. His underlings scramble to create a cover-up and control the damage of an out of control reckless driving Bill-killing President.
DONALD J. TRUMP - OOPS
THE FINAL PUTZ Starring Donald Trump. The President starts a nuclear war with North Korea and China that kills close to a billion people and is forced to live underground for months until he finally comes out to play golf and impressed with his game declares himself one of the world's best living golfers.
THE FINAL PUTZ
DONNYLAND New fantasy drama... as the pressures build on President Twitter he experiences a recurring dream every night at 2:46 AM in which he is a boy again and happy with everything he ever wanted including the unconditional love of his mother but then panic sets in as he is unable to wake up.
DONNYLAND
GOLDFINGERER In an all new episode Top Bun seizes an opportunity to make millions by combining human trafficking and gold smuggling but a problem arises when the girls start dying from gold poisoning and that causes a serious loss of profits for the criminal organization headed by Pootie.
GOLDFINGERER
DEFLECTOR IN CHIEF As a frustrated President Goldschmuck starts to feel the noose of consequences tighten because of his prior dishonest and unethical behavior he becomes the deflector in chief casting blame in all directions but like a madhouse of mirrors all of the reflections are of himself.
DEFLECTOR IN CHIEF
GOLDSCHMUCK President Goldschmuck ingests peyote during a visit from a Native American group and has a vivid dream of winning and winning with Ivanka gold trumpery so he installs no flush twitter toilets at the White House and on Capital Hill confident he can pull solid gold nuggets out his ass.
GOLDSCHMUCK
HIDDEN FINGERS On his first trip overseas President Top Bun is frightened when his security detail suddenly disappears and Pootie with the Russian ambassador and some known Russian killers menacingly appear at his table to remind him of their secret agreement made before last year's election.
HIDDEN FINGERS
GHOST IN THE HOUSE The ghost of Lincoln has spent the last 150 years roaming the halls of the White House and the new President has Honest Abe particularly annoyed about an apparent pathological dishonesty. Lincoln's ghost tries to terrify the new President into going away and never coming back.
GHOST IN THE HOUSE
CAUGHT ON CAMERA Former CIA man George Bush Sr. installed the over 150 hidden cameras in the White House for the Secret Service to monitor but no one dares tell the new President whose habit of wandering around without a bathrobe and his many disturbing perversions worries everybody.
CAUGHT ON CAMERA - TRUMAN BALCONY
CAUGHT ON CAMERA - LINCOLN BEDROOM
CAUGHT ON CAMERA - WOMEN'S RESTROOM
A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL Shooting that guy on 5th avenue was bad enough but once the body count became so large he lost count he just kinda assumed there was a special place waiting for him in hell but now his only hope was that this is all a dream and he'll wake up with Ivanka by his side.
A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL
APOCALIPS starring Donald Trump The pucker-lipped pouting face President is humiliated at a G-8 Summit when his weave is yanked off his head by a disgruntled diplomat. He returns home in a full blown rage and unleashes the nuclear option worldwide. Within a few days millions of people are dead.
APOCALIPS
DICK TATER'S DEATHCARE In an animated world of half human couch potatoes an unscrupulous billionaire Dick Tater makes a fortune converting underused golf courses and potato fields into low cost cemeteries with his associates Darth Tater, Spud Nick, Russet Crowe and Dick's daughter Idaho.
DEATHCARE CLASSIC
REVELATION starring Donald Trump Trump portrays a President visiting the solemn somber memorial room at CIA headquarters who is overwhelmed by the respect he has for the heroes who died for America and makes a shocking revelation about the LIAR forehead tattoo he hides with his weave.
REVELATION
INJUSTICE LEAGUE starring Donald Trump The Forgotten Forever War continues after 16 years because WAR IS PEACE. Assemble enough alternatively educated and IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH. Human rights, worker rights and travel are all obsolete because FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
INJUSTICE LEAGUE - FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
NCIS - THE MOVIE After the new President double-crosses the Russians Pootie sends a hit team suspected of killing two Navy frogmen and a pastry chef at Mar-a-Largo which puts Gibbs in charge of an investigation that uncovers a mountain of impeachable evidence against the treasonous President.
NCIS - THE MOVIE
MOSCOW GOLDEN SHOWER A billionaire businessman travels to Moscow for business and to have sex with underage prostitutes but breaks his own Rule #16... Never order the golden shower in a luxury suite with mirrored walls because the Russians film everything for later use in blackmail schemes.
MOSCOW GOLDEN SHOWER
BENEDICT DONALD After the U.S. Senate strips him of his power in an impeachment trial an embittered President played by Donald Trump calls on his Russian allies and points the way while Cossack soldiers burn the White House and drain the reflecting pool at the base of the Washington Monument.
BENEDICT DONALD
WHITE RUSSIAN After an espionage campaign that crippled American democracy and eroded American influence around the world Colonel Trumpskov returns home to Moscow to receive a hero's welcome and exclusive rights to distribute Trump brand vodka which has become popular across Russia.
WHITE RUSSIAN
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DING DON
TRUMP CURVE
DON OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
MEIN KAMPF 2
TRUMP IN HELL
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