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The DAILY RACING RAG offers exclusive original content consisting of illustrated reports on U.S. Presidential Derby contenders and political horse race news of the upcoming 2016 Presidential horse race to the White House. Until that race begins the Daily Racing Rag feels compelled to pitch new ideas for television series and movies based on political events.
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DRAFT DAY is a dramatic behind the scenes look at a day in the life of the highly paid members of the current Republican House Caucus in Washington D.C. Despite being in the majority they accomplish next to nothing and this drama although sympathetic reveals more than a clue as to why. The group starts their day with donuts and coffee and then a couple of hours of receiving visits from lobbyists and campaign contributors. Then about 11:30 they head over to the Speaker's Speakeasy Tavern where every day is draft day for Republicans and they belly up on Boehner's Draft Beer which is served on tap and is only $2 during Happy Hour which usually means daytime. Every day at four o'clock Boehner rings the bell and holds a glass mug of beer high in the air and bellows loudly "Gentlemen let's draft some legislation!" to which a huge eruption of laughter always follows and everybody then takes a huge swig of Boehner's Draft Beer. Rich dialog and eccentric characters make this film an entertaining diversion.
DRAFT DAY
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PROFILES IN PORRIDGE is a documentary film that tries to explain the ostrich like logic of the Libertarian wing of the Republican Tea Party today. As you might expect it's a confusing mess. To many Libertarians America is just a brand name like Jiffy-Pop or I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. When they are working so hard to save up for an off road vehicle they just don't have time to worry about the rest of the world. But don't tell them they aren't patriots because they do buy more American flag napkins than liberals. This film was sponsored by the Koch brothers and their favorite family brand Angel Soft toilet tissue.
PROFILES IN PORRIDGE
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I LOVE YOU MAN 2 is a fun uplifting movie celebrating the success of a bromance that fueled a massive effort that obliterated the all-time sales records in the health insurance industry. When these two insurance salesmen who happen to be next door neighbors and good friends set out to sell the most new health insurance policies in the the history of ACME Insurance Company they had no idea they would lead the entire industry but that's what they did. When they got their commissions and bonus checks they set off on conquering a bucket list of sorts while their wives found a new admiration for their husbands and life in general. Rated G for Good Health
I LOVE YOU MAN 2
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THE WESTEROS WING is a new weekly TV series starring President Barack Obama. In the premiere episode Glenn Beck blows the lid off the conspiracy that resulted in the poisoning of the King. Kings Landing City Council President Barack Obama admits he was part of the conspiracy but the public which passionately despised the King anyway decided it was much for the best and rewarded Obama with the Presidency of all of Westeros and began a campaign to abolish the monarchy entirely. In his first official action Obama orders an increased effort at tax collection from certain tea parlors known to be misrepresenting their tax status and skirting the law.
THE WESTEROS WING
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JINGO UNBRIDLED is a daily TV series that mixes themes from movies "WAR HORSE", "SEA BISQUIT", George Orwell's "1984" and the 1960's television series "MR.ED". Greta Bisquit the talking wonder horse is a revenge minded pony who with the help of Heck Hannity and Calamity Kelly seek out liberals and extract revenge for multiple offenses including leaving Greta off an otherwise perfect Pick Six ticket.
JINGO UNBRIDLED
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SUNDAY BUNDY SUNDAY is the dramatic story of a tense armed stand-off in Nevada cattle and tortoise territory featuring a lively onscreen reunion between Al and Peg Bundy. Their rich uncle Cliven Bundy calls urgently and wants their help claiming he sent them money when they were struggling actors. Cliven is in a beef with the Bureau of Land Management and they are confiscating his cattle and cousin Ted Bundy Jr. has been arrested. Al and Peg arrive separately and Peg brings along an outlaw ATV gang as backup. After the armed mob of ATV hoodlums and local Tea Party horsemen back down the Feds everybody celebrates but when Ron Perlman finds out Cliven Bundy is just a millionaire deadbeat and his story was bullshit his gang comes back with a refrigerator truck and fills it with frozen steaks while Cliven is held at gunpoint.
SUNDAY BUNDY SUNDAY
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KOCHULUS is a supernatural thriller about a killer environmental disaster and mass murder of wildlife in the Poochiekootch State Forest after a toxic fracking fluid flooded into Lake Poochiekootch and the Poochiekooch River. The Kochs leave the spill untouched and the lake polluted in an all out effort to prove the spill was caused by supernatural phenomenon coming from strange lights reflecting off the mirror like surface of Lake Poochiekooch.
KOCHULUS
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FROM THE BRUSH OF BUSH Part 2 is the second installment in this continuing series on West Texas Public Television BBS We Got The Sauce in which former President George W. Bush paints pictures. In the premiere episode after returning from Mandela's funeral in South Africa Bush started painting the animals of Africa. In part 2 Bush gets personal and paints people including world leaders, friends and family including fantasy bathroom paintings. Although some were shocked and puzzled most art critics agree the former President's bathroom paintings are his best works and despite being bizarre his shower with Vladimir Putin painting is definitely a mind blowing work of art.
FROM THE BRUSH OF BUSH Part 2
FROM THE BRUSH OF BUSH Part 2 is the second installment in this continuing series on West Texas Public Television BBS We Got The Sauce in which former President George W. Bush paints pictures. Bush's painting most often called his masterpiece is apparently a bathtub wet dream with Kim Kardashian.
FROM THE BRUSH OF BUSH Part 2
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GAME OF DRAGONS is a fantastical look at the intrigue and political maneuvering involving the powerful families of an advanced civilization in a new world on the American continent which was undiscovered by those living in mythical Westeros on the other side of the planet. Scientific discoveries allow alchemists to grow dragons from prehistoric DNA and politics is changed forever. As the dragons grow in size and independence a sudden rash of grisly attacks finds multiple Tea Party loyalists incinerated and piles of ashes accumulating throughout the turbulent continent's capital city. The evil Lord Murdoch plots a revenge utilizing magical invisible rays transmitted through the atmosphere for the purpose of neutralizing the threat to his dark kingdom of mutant sycophants. Hillary Clinton does a star turn as the American Khaleesi with Bill Clinton as the wise Dragon Wrangler.
GAME OF DRAGONS
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KOCHTOPUSSY is a action filled political spy drama that delves deep into the bizarre world of worldwide mega billionaires and their unimaginable lifestyle of luxury and opulence. The biggest surprise is that the Koch Brothers are not nearly the biggest players in the world game which explains their insatiable quest for more power and wealth. Their golden penis envy leads to exotic locales where mega billionaires own all industry, politicians, government, churches, schools and every square inch of land as far as one can see. Determined to match these foreigners wealth the game is on. Also starring Paul Ryan, Meg Ryan, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Seacrest, Marcia Blackburn, Ann Coulter, Suzana Martinez, Sarah Palin, Lou Dobbs and a kochaphony of cameos and non-union extras.
KOCHTOPUSSY
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DETERGENT is another new film from the very busy Koch Brothers. Not just content to be billionaire industrialists, outspoken public figures and titans in the world of political dark money the Kochs have added the movie business to their targeted takeover list. In this weird but lighthearted not-so-serious movie the sons of the John Birch Society's founder see money to be made and cynically wager one dollar that if they can convince the public of their support for non-union transgender liberal arts and entertainment that sales of their many consumer products will skyrocket among gays and lesbians. Rated R for tough stains.
DETERGENT
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HIGH COURT is a gripping forensic detective drama involving the Supreme Court and a rogue covert black ops plan that may or may not be based on a true story. An employee of the federal contractor providing cleaning services to the Supreme Court locker room was the first to notice the security lapse as justices would leave bottles of certain prescription anti-gas and headache medications in their private washrooms. In this drama the medications were switched and the justices gradually started behaving oddly until a series of inexplicable decisions culminated in an official investigation. Wild psychedlic visions led Chief Justice Roberts to believe he was an astronaut and the Supreme Court building was alive and growing taller
HIGH COURT
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BUSH 3 is the long delayed release of New World Order's big budget musical drama where the entire global economy comes under the absolute and total control of the secret society of incredibly wealthy and billionaire families known as the Illuminati like no time since the fifteenth century. Jeb Bush stars a punch drunk broken down political fighter from Tallahassee who comes back from the brink after a life changing meeting with Apollo Greed played by Charles Koch followed up by a fast infusion of several million dollars for training facilities by Mickey Goldmill played by Sheldon Adelson. Eddie Money and Bush have updated the classic "Rocky 3" hit song "Eye of the Tiger" into a must-dance-to ode to billionaires called "I Own the Banker".
BUSH 3
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WHOA is a sure to be a blockbuster disaster movie to end all disaster movies. Charles and David Koch star as greedy industrialist mega-billionaires who spend over $200 million promoting climate change denial lies and are smug and happy as their propaganda works to neutralize public opinion despite unanimous scientific opinion. When massive flooding hits their private island resort they get swept away just as they are enjoying their favorite pastime of counting huge piles of money. Their old college days on the Ivy League water polo squad pay off as they are able to stay afloat for hours but wonder if life is worth living with a world destroyed and their $150 billion dollar fortune now worthless and lost forever. Also starring Russell Crowe, Kurt Russell, Russell Brand, Bradley Cooper and Sophia Vergara.
WHOA
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Al-Awlaki's Final Seconds On Tape!
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Anwar al-Awlaki was humming along in his just-washed 1988 Mercedes Benz on the main highway crossing the hot Yemeni desert in the Al Jawf region and talking jihad with Samir Kahn, his webmaster and only other known American-born al-Qaeda terrorist, and then...Byaaaaang! He's soot. President Obama announced the development adding we've run out of influential American-born radical al-Qaeda terrorists to vaporize.
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