PERRY MASON -THE CASE OF THE PUTIN PUPPET For the President's Senate impeachment trial the Democrats hire Perry Mason to question the President. Masterfully provoking the witness into alternating spasms of rage and despair the President starts confessing to crimes no one knew about.
COMMANDER IN CHIEF - ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE After committing acts of treason and betrayal of the Constitution a corrupt Commander in Chief is shocked when his troops turn on him and refuse to carry out an immoral and illegal order to shoot Americans protesting a vist by Vladimir Putin.
CORN POP When confronted by bullies on the campaign trail former Vice President Joe Biden remembers back to when he was a lifeguard with hairy legs in the city pool and his run in with a really bad dude named Corn Pop. Joe stood up nose to nose to Corn Pop and later they became good friends.
NATO 2019 - NOT NICE The pompadoured President attends a NATO meting where he is mocked and laughed at as his inane nonsense babble is ignored. Acting all the toddler Baby Trump dumps a diaper load of depression on what used to be a friendly gathering and delays every scheduled event.
MOVING DAY Democrats arrange an elaborate prank when the President invites a delegation of huge white Russian guys into the Oval Office and then goes ballistic when he finds out they are movers and they start asking what he wants loaded into their moving van parked in front of the White House.
GYM "BALLS" JORDAN is THE WRESTLER Notoriously aggressive during his college wrestling and coaching years when he came to Washington Republican leadership decided to use him as their attack dog in committee room hearings even if he had a tendency to bite holes in his own arguments.
WHITE HOUSE PORTRAIT In yet another episode of self aggrandizement to mask his insecurity the President hangs a portrait in the White House potrait gallery of his head painted onto the body of fighter Rocky Balboa. "Fuck it, in a hundred years all you stupid people won't know it's bullshit."
EMPEROR PANNICULUS In a delusional episode of self aggrandizement to mask his insecurity the President claims title to Best Emperor of all time. Having already declared himself Best President the escalation worries psychiatrists after he mistakes his medical condition for the name of an Emperor.
GIULIANI SUCKS PART 2 Sleepless for 11 days a batty Count Giuliani returns from Eastern Europe with a batshit crazy election conspiracy plot that a hypnotized President Trump accepts as truth. While under hypnosis in the Oval Office a bloodthirsty Count Giuliani sucks a full liter of Presidential blood.
GARDEN OF EVIL The swamp is swampier than any swamp ever and has not been drained except for one particular section that is closed to all but the ruling crime family and has come to be known as the garden of evil. Here bad is good, right is wrong, lies are truth, science is fiction and fetish is fashion.
VEEP 2 Former ambassador and new author Nikki Haley needs publicity for her just released book and employs the advise of a top Hollywood publicist to impersonate Kim Kardashian in a visit to the White House. She copes with the groping and kissing by imagining a flock of flying dollar signs.
POTCAST The septagenarian President tires of endless Oval Office diaper leaks and changes and angrily decides to spend his Tweeting time on the toilet but mindful of optics in the press the chief of staff renames the President's many hours of toilet time as official sounding executive time.
FATHER OF THE BRIBE Declaring it a great day for America the President offers a percentage vig on Javelin missile sales and a private getaway weekend with Tiffany to a Ukranian oligarch if he can make the Ukranian President dress in a wedding gown at a Trump hotel reopening in Azerbajian.
UFC presented by KFC The President attends an Ultimate Fighting Championship but is stunned when cheers turn to boos as one after another of his gladiators are slain mercilessly by the Democrats and Never Trumpers teams. The Presidents best fighters unexpectedly fled the arena before the fight.
COLD MOUNTAIN Ex-President and fugitive Trump rides a horse for the first time at the grand opening of a new ski lodge and time share project on the border of North Korea and Russia. Trump selected the carpet in the dining areas and gift shop and is said to be settling into his secret relocation.
THE DAY AFTER Facing a report to prison deadline the Don stages an elaborate con with a fake death certificate and a fake funeral in order to flee the country to his promised villa in Russia where Putin hires a decorator to celebrate the defection of a former President and convicted criminal fugitive.
BOTTOMLESS PINOCCHIO After the Washington Post declares Trump a bottomless Pinnochio saying he earns five Pinocchios daily the President is stricken with a recurring nightmare that his nose keeps growing and growing and he has to secretly cut it off his face at his desk in the Oval Office.
DIAPER DON IN OVAL OFFICE For the umpteenth time the irritated President must wait for an aide to fetch a new suit of clothes from his living quarters upstairs after another diaper leakage. While waiting Trump decides from then on he will do his important tweeting from his bedroom with his pants off.
TRUMP HOMELESS CRACKDOWN A delegation of a dozen housing officials tour the country and create a report on the homeless crisis in America. In a tense Oval Office meeting the President runs their report through a paper shredder in front of them and orders 300 bulldozers to level homless camps.
LOCKED AND LOADED After accidentally getting high on disinfectant fumes in his Camp David bungalow the President wanders outside and the door locks behind him leaving him naked and pounding on the door. Later he claims this is when he invented the pharse "locked and loaded".
TRUMP HOSTS TALIBAN After an unpleasant personal experience at Camp David the President decides to host the Taliban at his hotel on 9/11. After John Bolton threatens to quit a face saving is achieved when the Taliban announces they have no idea what the orange baby man is talking about.
MOSCOW MITCH Moscow Mitch banks a cool $2 million when a Russian oligarch gets approval to build a factory in Kentucky to manufacture aluminum coffins for rapidly dying coal miners. Moscow Mitch's personal fortune tops $100 million all of it accumulated since his election to the Senate.
2019 BE BEST TOUR - SLOVENIAN DETENTION VISIT Melania continued her Be Best Tour with a stop at a Slovenian Migrant Detention Center and rocked a $4500 Paris original summer dress that was appreciated by the migrants and staff. She posed for photos in the cage areas for 20 minutes.
TRUMP TABOO SMASHER After all manner of bribery, extortion, self-dealing, market manipulation and traitorous treachery along with smashing all government norms the President felt it was time to smash social taboos as well. First on his list was incest claiming some say superior genes justify it.
HOT TUB IVANKA Young nude models were his thing. So he opened the largest teen modeling agency in the world and supplied wealthy oligarchs with the Mega-Yacht Package. 40 teen models delivered by helicopter in intenational waters. Ivanka was the only advertisement he ever needed.
CRAZY RICH AMERICANS Investigators for the IS IT TRUE? TV show explore a possible murder to shutter a film that exposes craven amoral monsters and their sex stories of pedophilia and murder after research shows Americans are still interested in the sex lives of celebrities even after they die.
SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER 2019 brings the revival of anti-Semitism, racism, disinformation, propaganda, hate and division. Sadly because the Trump crime family gets to march at the head of the parade with Hitler they presume they have the power to control the evil human impulses in the mob.
STAR TREK CHAOS The starship Enterprise rescues a disabled spacecraft with an all women crew who are searching the Milky Way for a new golden turtle as their entire all female Chaos civilization had arisen from one Chao female and one golden turtle centuries before on the planet Earth.
TRUMP KIDS After ripping off a crippled childrens charity for over half a million dollars by hosting "free" events at Dad's golf courses the Trump kids scatter across America in a contest to have the most luxurious summer vacations that their share of the loot can buy. But then things go really bad.
AMERICA MADE GREAT Farmer Don reminesces amidst the ruins of his once prosperous family farm. With the Trump welfare payments and an insurance check Farmer Don is ready for his forced retirement in Florida without the headaches of old tractors and markets destroyed by a trade war.
DEMOCRATIC 2020 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES DINNER The first Democratic candidates dinners is filmed by waiters in a casual family atmosphere. No one insulted the staff or the food and the highlight was Sanders bringing fried chicken because he thought it was a pot luck dinner.
BRAIN DAMAGED AMERICAN North Koreans arrest an American book salesman trying to smuggle in 200 Dennis Rodman autographed Bibles to sell outside sporting events. Claiming that he was brain damaged when he entered their country, soldiers led the man to the DMZ and ordered him to run.
TRUMP BIKER FORCE After returning from North Korea a brain damaged American uses pity cash to buy a motorcycle and organize a Trump Biker Force. In his best scam ever he lives large and puts on 80 pounds until he decides to ride his motorcycle across country to meet the President in person.
OLD DON IN PRISON Another entry into the fast growing Trump In Prison genre. This film begins with Old Don now in his eighties and having overcome mild dyslexia has taken a great interest in reading every book published about his Presidency, his impeachment, his indictment and his several trials.
PRISON BREAK Keith Stone of Keystone fame has taken his childhood love of anything by Charlie Chaplin or Benny Hill and combined their styles with another Trump In Prison production and made a fun drunk laugh riot comedy that uses sight gags over 90 years old that can still produce laughter.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - ADDERALL USAGE CHART President Trump volunteered to demonstrate the tell tale signs that some old boomer may be seriously endangering their brain health by snorting Adderall to help create the self delusion of youthful invigorating energy.
LOST IN SPACE The Trump crime family borrows a Space Force battle cruiser to take an interplanetary vacation on the taxpayer's dime. Filmed in black and white because of a cargo heist prior to lift off. Filmmaker Barron Trump also appears as himself in this outer space soap opera melodrama.
AMERICA'S GOT TALENT - THE CHARLATANS Contestants chosen from a right wing news fan base have 3 minutes to spin an outlandish conspiracy theory and are judged on just how many liberals will be owned if members of the celebrity panel were to air the conspiracy on their FOX programs.
THE BANG BANG GANG CBS all asses network has outdone itself with this spin off dark comedy. From thieving comic book nerd to backstabbing lying bitch to full blown racist Nazi to pig farming mass murdereress to a Harry Potter porn addict every character is convincing as a despicable human being.
CREATION of DONALD Liberty University's art forgery department is forced to dust off the cobwebs when tasked with creating a gigantic religious themed billboard for President Trump to display to Vladimir Putin during Putin's upcoming visit for the official state funeral of American Democracy.
SURRENDER TO RUSSIA The Progressive insurance guy played artfully by Mike Pence is forced into dildo decontamination duty when accompanying the President on a secret surrender celebation where Putin rides Trump bareback into a room full of oligarchs to thunderous applause and vodka cheers.
THE GOLDEN TURTLE Little Chao first set foot in America at the age of four as her wealthy family had sent her to fulfill the ancient Chinese prophesy of the Golden Turtle. That a fierce Chinese born female warrior would one day protect the key to unlimited wealth and power for the Chao dynasty.
PINK ASS MONKEYS The discovery of pink ass monkeys in North America came as a shock to most zoologists. Previously found on other continents but never in America researchers wonder if a polar land bridge existed before Atlantis sunk or if hovercraft piloted by aliens transported the creatures.
TRUMP IN PRISON In a mad rush to get new limited series and films out in the red hot TRUMP IN PRISON genre, dozens of projects are in the works. This version sees both father and son sent to a medium security facitity where they begin to plan their escape. Now bald, Dad gets a head tattoo to fit in.
STAIR LIFT TO HEAVEN He'd always had an elevator so when he finally achieved his lifelong ambition of living in that gigantic White House he was commpletely unprepared for climbing stairs built centuries before. There wasn't even an escalator. A deluxe stair lift was the perfect answer to a prayer.
THY ANTICHRIST An unusual character study about the only blond man with orange skin anyone in the future Holy Land had ever seen. At first he made shoes and then he built coffins but his career of nailing people sentenced to crucificion onto crosses was the basis of his terrifying reputation.
GIFT FOR PUTIN After an international summit and business meeting in Paris a corrupt U.S. President with erectile dysfunction played by Donald Trump offers Russian President Vladimir Putin a personal private session with his domanitrix played by a surgically enhanced Melania Trump. Rated R.
WOMEN WHO LOVE TRUMP In a make believe country where everyone is in bred blond and white a candidate emerges with hypnotic powers of persuasion he discovered and perfected selling time shares.To his surprise his abilities are perfect for politics and he builds a loyal following of fans.
BOMBS AWAY Lou Dobbs gives a strong performance portraying a master bomb maker intent on blowing up every Democrat he despises but becomes frustrated when one of his followers uses insufficient postage on a dozen mail bombs and tries to evade capture in a van plastered with Trump stickers.
BONE SAW MASSACRE The new President was on a roll and had the royal family in stitches laughing over his bone saw massacre comedy bit which is mostly ranting about journalists critical of both him and them. It was silenty understood by the Prince that this was a request for clandestine assistance.
THE EXORCIST A former nude lesbian porn model had an $11 million per year contract but it did not include sexual priveleges and after seeing THE EXORCIST she developed a head spinning ability to wilt any dick and exorcise any lustful desires her employer might forget he will never have again.
THE PRESIDENTS Every night he slept in the White House he had the same nightmare and it was driving him insane. He was naked in front of all the ex-Presidents of the United States and they were all laughing at him until he could take no more and goes on a murderous rampage of American icons.
GREEN SCREEN After an hourlong interview with Hannity at the FOX studios a producer excitedly shows off their new green screen technology to the President who decides it would be a great tool for fooling his dim witted base into believing he was more fearless and invincible than Chuck Norris.
PRESIDENTIAL BRONZE Rarely had a new cosmetic product caught on so fast but when the President appeared before an adoring mob in West Virginia wearing Maybelline Presidential Bronze beauty supply shops were immediately sold out within hours and a new fashion craze was born.
SHARK WEEK The President of the United States clears his schedule of all offical business and hunkers down in his private White House theater to watch the latest blockbuster shark movie and binge watch all Shark Week shows aired since he threw that teen girl to the sharks off his yacht in 1989.
DEVIL MOM A dying old woman comes to believe that her offspring is not of this world. A notoriously cruel Rosemary and her wealthy husband move to an apartment building and evict all of their neighbors. All but one with whom she makes a deal involving her dominant influence on her surviving son.
FECKLESS CULT After over 2500 adoring cult members gather on a historic hill and pray for their Dear Leader in Washington D.C. they are stunned when minutes later he berates them mercilessly as a "Feckless Cult" upon learning his ushers have collected less than $1000 in the collection baskets.
SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER Spanky makes a cameo appearance in a Hungarian revisionist history movie in which Adolph Hitler not only conquers the world and kills 200 million undesirables but appoints Donald Trump's father Vice-Emperor of North America where he amasses a trillion dollar fortune.
SINGAPORE SPRING Spanky heads to Singapore for a head to head Scrabble battle royale with a North Korean delegation including Kim Jong Un, the undefeated master of all boardgames in NK. Kim leaves with his winnings after the official Scrabble judge rules covfefe is not an unacceptable word.
LETS MAKE A DEAL Spanky Doodle Dandy appears on his favorite game show and trades away United States military preparedness manuevers with South Korea and irritates and astonishes American long time allies in South Korea and Japan, all for a mystery surprise behind curtain number one.
MEAN GIRLS When Spanky visits the foreign country of Canada he experiences public scorn and gets a quick primer on the cruel laws of popularity that divide us into tightly knit cliques. He finds himself on the butt end of mean remarks by foreign leaders dubbed "the G7" so Spanky leaves the event early.
THE ART OF THE DICK THE ART OF THE DEAL was the 1987 book credited to Donald Trump and written by Tony Schwartz but Trump now hates Tony and this new cable-only X-rated interview has what Donald says are the true unspoken secrets of intimidation as used by master dick flippers.
STAR WORM Spanky the Slug was one of the far out galaxy's most powerful gangsters, with far-reaching influence and power in both politics and the criminal underworld. His policies of traumatically seperating children from their parents at the right age to create socipaths kept his armies full of recruits.
SPANKY DOODLE DANDY President Spanky leads a parade around the White House after awarding himself a Congressional Gold Medal. Reflecting on his life, flashbacks trace his rise from a miserable problem child inheriting his father's slumlord business to his early days as a flim flam pitch man.
FRAMED Rudy is a former mayor and lawyer and searching for a job when his phone rings and he is asked to publicly defend the President from a venomous porn star seductress. When damning evidence surfaces Rudy concocts a nutty conspiracy story suggesting the President was framed.
HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE Based a self-help book written and published in 1936. Over 30 million copies have been sold making it one of the best-selling books of all time. In this new weekly TV series host Dennis Rodman shares old lessons that are still applicable today.
THE PRESIDENT'S APPRENTICE With Kanye's blessing Kim Kardashian accepts the role of apprentice. Her duties include bringing a Diet Coke to the Oval Office where the President likes to brush fluff off the backside of her ever-changing outfits that she keeps upstairs in Melania's vacated bedroom.
SOLO - A TROLL WARS STORY Spanky finds disaster when he joins a gang of internet Tweeters, including a 69-year-old Wookie woman who chews tobacco. Indebted to the gangster Rupert Murdoch, the crew devises a plan to travel to the Capitol and pollute the atmosphere with toxic conversation.
MY 400LB LIFE The journey of a morbidly obese politician in an attempt to enrich himself struggles as he makes cowardly decisions to bypass Congressional and Justice Department investigations. By frequently changing his stories he hopes to avoid ruining relationships with friends and family.
SEA MIKE HUNT Sea Mike goes hunting for abalone shells with Jared and Ivanka who ship them to China to be remade into pricey jewelry she sells online. While diving they come under a fierce attack by anti-Sea Mikes who have been hired by the abalone mob and led by a notorious bearded clam.
VEEP PEEP When C-SPAN hired a former NBC program director to produce new shows that would enable them to survive budget cuts in the Trump era little did they know that the first show produced would be a ratings blockbuster. The Vice President's interaction with his comfort doll went viral overnight.
SPLAININ DAY Political drama about a veteran reporter who escorts a rookie on his first day with the White House press corps. Baffling and ridiculous responses from the President force the newbie to decide what crosses the line from bald-faced lie to ludicrous bat-shit crazy self-serving propaganda.
CRACKED During a vacation cruise a neurotic billionaire watches THE CAINE MUTINY on his yacht's big screen TV and immediately suspects his Captain of disloyalty. The crew sees the billionaires's behavior as irrational and confine him to quarters after he tries to throw a supermodel overboard.
LAW AND ORDER - SOCIAL MEDIA UNIT The NYPD Social Media Unit detectives investigate semi-heinous crimes on the internet such as spreading fake news or propaganda, trolling, bullying, catfishing, racism, hate speech and dickishness, in which the victims assist authorities in the investigations.
DEATH STAR TRUMP 2018 Supreme Commander Darth Trump becomes enraged and steals General Kelly's throat lozenges after learning his Death Star will remain without weapons because Elon Musk refuses to ship the weapons into outer space on the promise of payment at a later date.
PARADE Everyone's favorite Sunday newspaper insert magazine has expanded to documentary short films. In a week when President Trump requested a military parade a look back at dubious parades of the past includes slave marches of people captured by Romans, Aztecs and even cannibals.
THE STABLE GENIUS Veteran actor Donald Trump makes a play for his first ever acting award by going full retard as a 72 year-old stable mucker who has been mercilously mocked his entire life with the "Genius" nickname until he came to believe he could predict winners by examining their horseshit.
THE SIGNING President Trump becomes isolated in the White House and hoping to raise his low poll numbers agrees to sign a bill that breaks dozens of campaign promises. Vice President Pence is plagued by psychic premonitions that become more disturbing as Trump's dark secrets begin to unravel.
ASS IN THE HOLE He went from the penthouse to the White House to an underground hidey hole ala Saddam Hussein. After being indicted on 232 felony counts the former President flees the country and becomes the world's most wanted, hunted and hated man as he tries to elude capture.
DOWNSIZING When her scientists discover how to shrink human mental capacity as a solution to high advertising rates, Ivanka decides to abandon her stressed D.C. life by having Jared convince her double-dosed father she was accidently shrunk into a plastic doll while visiting a factory in China.
BOORISH Donald Drumpf (Donald Trump) has it all... a great company, a beautiful third wife with terrific legs, four kids and a big penthouse in his own building, but as a insecure racist white man, he begins to question whether all his success has brought too much cultural assimilation for his family.
TERMINATED - JUDGEMENT DAY After innumerable horrific acts on earth a very bad angel played by Donald Trump is recalled to heaven where he is stripped of his wings and ordered to face termination of his angels benefits package after a special investigation and trial led by Jesus Christ himself.
HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN Donald Trump stars in this horror version of the 1980's TV series. After buying his way into heaven and his reasssignment to earth as an angel a billionaire's sociopath and racist character flaws reemerge with a vengeance as he urges a minority child to walk into the light.
WESTSIDE STORY After a natural disaster and flooding members of the Jets a local white
supremacist gang are reluctant to help the Puerto Ricans in the neighborhood until they see how beautiful Maria is. They plot to get in her pants until Robert
Wagner chases them down the alley with a shotgun.
BOW DOWN ASS CLOWN Top Bun makes billions of dollars in this episode but in his book the chapter on how to kneel was axed because it is his most top secret of secrets. Saudi TV mocks him claiming that when he was offered a billion dollar commission he knelt and went straight for the King's balls.
DONALD J. TRUMP - TOP BUN America spread her legs wide not to merely be grabbed or groped but she longed for the manly thrusts of leadership he promised and with so much energy he seemed certain to be a helluva hayride. But then he whipped out a tiny little dick and took a piss on her pussy.
THE BAD SEED This was Top Bun's first movie role and and this special 50th anniversary edition has been digitally enhanced for clarity. TV Guido says the most fascinating thing is that Top Bun has been playing basically the exact same character for 50 years and over 300 movie and television roles.
ABOVE THE LAW Top Bun gets drunk on power and starts auditioning sycophants seeking positions as federal judge appointees. After watching an episode of BULL on CBS he builds a mock courtroom and holds mock trials to determine if any of his potential appointees might ever rule against him.
PAYDAY Top Bun invites the Russians to bring their monthly payment by the oval office as he has some terrific inside information on a huge international corporate merger that could net Trump Enterprises nearly two billion dollars at a cost of 1000 dead American allied soldiers fighting in Syria and Iraq.
SUN UP with TRUMP TMN joins the crowded morning TV show market with a new show featuring Donald Trump eating breakfast in the White House and watching all of the other morning TV shows in real time. It's especially entertaining when Donnie inevitably throws his cereal bowl at the television.
THE GREAT WALL Correctly described as product placement in search of a movie the theatrical version bombed and went straight to DVD. There is a reason General George Patton famously said that permanent security fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. Starring Donald Trump.
CINDERFELLA Top Bun is inspired by a visit with the Queen and decides to buy his own gilded carriage so that he may be driven around his mile long circular driveway dozens of times and delivered to his own fancy ball while dressed in his favorite fancy ball gown from his second marriage.
SLOGAN Top Bun wakes up in a remote outpost near the Mexican border where he was searching for a re-election slogan to replace Make America Great Again and decides to reveal to the world his dark secret that even though he has always been a mutant he doesn't really care for Patrick Stewart.
CRIME FIGHTERS Ever since the first time he rode his batmobile as a five year old Donny (Top Bun) knew he wanted to kill people in the name of justice. First in his neighborhood then in his city and country and finally as the best superhero ever Donny was going to be policeman for the world.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST A bright beautiful, independent young woman is taken prisoner by a beast and locked in the west wing of the beast's castle until she goes batshit crazy and starts singing with the silverware. The beast takes advantage and seduces her for use in his own personal fantasies.
THE LAST WITCH HUNTEE Vin Diesel a.k.a. the Last Witch Hunter is back because the world is suffering from another goddam witch and this witch is a motherfucker. Benedict Donald is at his malevolent witch worst here and Vin Diesel will have his hands full slaying this very powerful goddam witch.
DONALD J. TRUMP - OOPS The President goes on a high speed joyride in a supporters dump truck only to carelessly crash into a compact car killing it's driver, Bill Acha. His underlings scramble to create a cover-up and control the damage of an out of control reckless driving Bill-killing President.
THE FINAL PUTZ Starring Donald Trump. The President starts a nuclear war with North Korea and China that kills close to a billion people and is forced to live underground for months until he finally comes out to play golf and impressed with his game declares himself one of the world's best living golfers.
DONNYLAND New fantasy drama... as the pressures build on President Twitter he experiences a recurring dream every night at 2:46 AM in which he is a boy again and happy with everything he ever wanted including the unconditional love of his mother but then panic sets in as he is unable to wake up.
GOLDFINGERER In an all new episode Top Bun seizes an opportunity to make millions by combining human trafficking and gold smuggling but a problem arises when the girls start dying from gold poisoning and that causes a serious loss of profits for the criminal organization headed by Pootie.
DEFLECTOR IN CHIEF As a frustrated President Goldschmuck starts to feel the noose of consequences tighten because of his prior dishonest and unethical behavior he becomes the deflector in chief casting blame in all directions but like a madhouse of mirrors all of the reflections are of himself.
GOLDSCHMUCK President Goldschmuck ingests peyote during a visit from a Native American group and has a vivid dream of winning and winning with Ivanka gold trumpery so he installs no flush twitter toilets at the White House and on Capital Hill confident he can pull solid gold nuggets out his ass.
HIDDEN FINGERS On his first trip overseas President Top Bun is frightened when his security detail suddenly disappears and Pootie with the Russian ambassador and some known Russian killers menacingly appear at his table to remind him of their secret agreement made before last year's election.
GHOST IN THE HOUSE The ghost of Lincoln has spent the last 150 years roaming the halls of the White House and the new President has Honest Abe particularly annoyed about an apparent pathological dishonesty. Lincoln's ghost tries to terrify the new President into going away and never coming back.
CAUGHT ON CAMERA Former CIA man George Bush Sr. installed the over 150 hidden cameras in the White House for the Secret Service to monitor but no one dares tell the new President whose habit of wandering around without a bathrobe and his many disturbing perversions worries everybody.
A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL Shooting that guy on 5th avenue was bad enough but once the body count became so large he lost count he just kinda assumed there was a special place waiting for him in hell but now his only hope was that this is all a dream and he'll wake up with Ivanka by his side.
APOCALIPS starring Donald Trump The pucker-lipped pouting face President is humiliated at a G-8 Summit when his weave is yanked off his head by a disgruntled diplomat. He returns home in a full blown rage and unleashes the nuclear option worldwide. Within a few days millions of people are dead.
DICK TATER'S DEATHCARE In an animated world of half human couch potatoes an unscrupulous billionaire Dick Tater makes a fortune converting underused golf courses and potato fields into low cost cemeteries with his associates Darth Tater, Spud Nick, Russet Crowe and Dick's daughter Idaho.
REVELATION starring Donald Trump Trump portrays a President visiting the solemn somber memorial room at CIA headquarters who is overwhelmed by the respect he has for the heroes who died for America and makes a shocking revelation about the LIAR forehead tattoo he hides with his weave.
INJUSTICE LEAGUE starring Donald Trump The Forgotten Forever War continues after 16 years because WAR IS PEACE. Assemble enough alternatively educated and IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH. Human rights, worker rights and travel are all obsolete because FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
NCIS - THE MOVIE After the new President double-crosses the Russians Pootie sends a hit team suspected of killing two Navy frogmen and a pastry chef at Mar-a-Largo which puts Gibbs in charge of an investigation that uncovers a mountain of impeachable evidence against the treasonous President.
MOSCOW GOLDEN SHOWER A billionaire businessman travels to Moscow for business and to have sex with underage prostitutes but breaks his own Rule #16... Never order the golden shower in a luxury suite with mirrored walls because the Russians film everything for later use in blackmail schemes.
BENEDICT DONALD After the U.S. Senate strips him of his power in an impeachment trial an embittered President played by Donald Trump calls on his Russian allies and points the way while Cossack soldiers burn the White House and drain the reflecting pool at the base of the Washington Monument.
WHITE RUSSIAN After an espionage campaign that crippled American democracy and eroded American influence around the world Colonel Trumpskov returns home to Moscow to receive a hero's welcome and exclusive rights to distribute Trump brand vodka which has become popular across Russia.
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