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TRUMP AT WAR WITH FBI
SPLAININ DAY Political drama about a veteran reporter who escorts a rookie on his first day with the White House press corps. Baffling and ridiculous responses from the President force the newbie to decide what crosses the line from bald-faced lie to ludicrous bat-shit crazy self-serving propaganda.
SPLAININ DAY
TRUMPWORLD - GENESIS In this flashback epiode we learn that TRUMPWORLD began after Elon Musk purchased the Disney Hall Of Presidents exhibit and moved it to a futuristic Indonesian theme park where guests could make intimate contact with robots that look like Trump family members.
TRUMPWORLD - GENESIS
ESCAPE TV - WANNA GET AWAY ESCAPE TV's most popular show, WANNA GET AWAY? features getaway hiding spots around the globe that are frequented by the world's most notorious international criminals as well as desperate people who want to escape lawsuits or financial obligations.
ESCAPE TV - WANNA GET AWAY?
TRAVEL CHANNEL Foreign vistors have suddenly stopped coming to Fortress America and the American tourism and travel industry are taking a huge financial hit. Travel Channel features vacation values that are still plentiful for Americans traveling abroad if they can convincingly portray non-Americans.
TRAVEL AMERICA
WILLFUL LYING An autobiographical humorous book and one-woman stage show inspired by the late Carrie Fisher's book and one-woman stage show, WISHFUL DRINKING. Sarah Huckabee Sanders speaks candidly about her experiences in the White House before she was thrown under the bus.
WILLFUL LYING
HOMELAND LIVE The final season of this popular Showtime series returns characters to the latest new war in the Middle East. All episodes will be filmed live and in one take because of the real danger of filming in a war zone. Sadly, fans can almost certainly expect their favorite characters to die.
HOMELAND - LIVE
CRACKED During a vacation cruise a neurotic billionaire watches THE CAINE MUTINY on his yacht's big screen TV and immediately suspects his Captain of disloyalty. The crew sees the billionaires's behavior as irrational and confine him to quarters after he tries to throw a supermodel overboard.
CRACKED
LAW AND ORDER - SOCIAL MEDIA UNIT The NYPD Social Media Unit detectives investigate semi-heinous crimes on the internet such as spreading fake news or propaganda, trolling, bullying, catfishing, racism, hate speech and dickishness, in which the victims assist authorities in the investigations.
LAW AND ORDER - SOCIAL MEDIA UNIT
FREE ZONE When the family kingdom becomes trapped in perpetual criminal investigations and Princess Ivanka is up to her bejeweled tiara in legal peril she sets out to find a strategy in a race to save her royal highness from winter's cold grip in prison. Features the Oscar winning song "Let Her Go".
PRIONCESS IVANKA in FREE ZONE
NARROW When Rudy comes to Washington after years stranded on a New York island, he picks up where he left off, playing the legal eagle he used to be, but dons the alter ego of Narrow and works to obscure the wrongs of the President. Complicating his mission is a dogged special prosecutor, Mueller.
NARROW
TRUMPWORLD Season 2 With Jared's original vision for the park destroyed and corporate headquarters declaring him expendable, a suicidal Jared is overcome with remorse for the unholy mess he's made and programs a strategy for Ivanka to survive after his inevitable termination and imprisonment.
TRUMPWORLD SEASON 2
SUPER NONUTS Donut shop owner Mitch is a mild mannered Kentuckan with a peanut allergy who refuses to move into the 20th century by updating the donut menu with trendy items or nuts. Comedy situations arise as new employee Paul tries to convince timid Mitch they should both go into politics.
SUPER NONUTS
DESIGNATED DEVISOR When a hijacking of America's elections leads to the election of a treasonous criminal president a political wannabe is named Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and tasked with evicting tens of thousands of poor low income families from federally subsidized housing.
DESIGNATED DEVISOR
TRUMPWORLD Trumpworld is a futuristic amusement park intended for retribution seeking vacationers who were once victims of the disgraced Trump family. Guests interact with robotic Trump family "hosts" and are allowed to live out their fantasies no matter how illicit or degrading the fantasy may be.
TRUMPWORLD SEASON 2
THE GOODFARTER A ruthless mobster, fop and Mussolini fan learns of his German heritage and insists GODFATHER be prounounced GOOT FARDER. After breakfast the boss attends a parade with his fraulein so they can show off their new Mussolini inspired Spring wardrobe and hats.
THE GOODFARTER
THE FIXER GET SMART meets RAY DONOVAN. Michael Cohen stars as a sleazy attorney and the bumbling fixer for a New York mob boss. Hilariously, The Fixer screws up every dirty assignment he is given but somehow manages to pull things together just before he's about to be dumped in the river.
THE FIXERTHE FIXER
FORREST TRUMP Forrest Gump was a big success a few years back but his cousin Forrest Trump took a different path and went into politics. Always jealous of his smarter cousin Gump, Forrest Trump stupidly gets involved with some shady Russian spies and ultimately is sentenced to federal prison.
FORREST TRUMP
DICKELODEON PRIME TIME SLIME Mucinex Mucus Man gets upset about his portrayal in the the fake news media and decides to run for office to get even with everybody. A natural at politics his slimy ways charm the pants off gullible folks and Mucus man gets elected. Things get slimy immediately.
PRIME TIME SLIME
WARGAME TRUMP 2.0 PlayStation 4 has a new version of Wargame Trump with more missiles than ever before. A huge hit with the public last year when Trump blew up some shit in Syria the new version lets you go after chemical weapons facilities in Damascus and blow them the fuck up too.
WAR GAME TRUMP
PUTIN FAKEBOOK SPECIAL Called the most successful Russian covert intelligence operation since the Cold War, Putin state television put together a three part special to celebrate how Putin ratfucked America good by manipulating useful idiots with Facebook fake news that gullible Americans shared.
PUTIN'S FAKEBOOK
TRUMP WHITE HOUSE EASTER SPECIAL At the last minute Melania said she was feeling ill so Trump brought his favorite cardboard cut-out of her that he keeps in his seperate White House bedroom. Trump says the bunny outfit seems appropriate for the occasion and he thinks she looks terrific.
WHITE HOUSE BUNNIES
BANNED BY FACEBOOK in the third inning of a tense ballgame on Russia Day home plate umpire Mark Zuckerberg ejects the entire DailyRacingRag ballclub from the game for posting unflattering comments and photos of honored guest Vladimir Putin on the stadium's Diamond Vision scoreboard.
BANNED BY FACEBOOK
RICK SANTORUM IS BUTTJUICE Rick Santorum, whose political career dies after going on the attack against gays who weren't homeschooled, finds himself in a strange hell where every time he says something stupid he faces intense public ridicule and is buried by an avalanche of nasty insults.
RICK SANTORUM IS BUTTJUICE
GOING FULL CAPTAIN After ten long years selling rum in Australia the Captain is back in the game. John Bolton stars as Captain Kamgaroo, the new National Security Advisor to a madman President played by Donald Trump. Captain Janeway is released from prison and joins the new team at NSA.
GOING FULL CAPTAIN
STORMY DANIELS FOX AND FRIENDS AUDITION Stormy Daniels shows a quick wit and aces a live audition for a million dollar job on the morning couch when Sean Hannity and Steve Doocy repeatedly ask just how good of a lover, on a scale of 10, the President is. "For a million bucks he's a 15."
STORMY APPEARS ON FOX AND FRIENDS
RED SPARROW When lingerie model Ivanka's 20th birthday ends her teen modeling career she enters Sparrow School, a secret escort service that trains young women for careers as honeypots. Ivanka emerges as her father's favorite Sparrow after enduring a sadistic training process.
RED SPARROW
DEATH STAR TRUMP 2018 Supreme Commander Darth Trump becomes enraged and steals General Kelly's throat lozenges after learning his Death Star will remain without weapons because Elon Musk refuses to ship the weapons into outer space on the promise of payment at a later date.
DEATH STAR TRUMP
BLACK PAINTER With the billion dollar success of BLACK PANTHER spin-offs films were inevitable. In OBAMA of WAKANDA, BLACK PAINTER a professional artist (Barack Obama stars) achieves fame and success with his larger than life size portraits of himself and members of the Obama family.
OBAMA OF WAKANDA - BLACK PAINTER
DAYS OF OUR LIES The long running TV soap is having it's best TV ratings year ever. With Russian spies, Arab shieks, Ukranian prostitutes, sexy porn stars, playmates, cheaters, wife-beaters and all manner of nut jobs, the endless stream of goofy characters is crazier than a cartoon marathon.
DAYS OF OUR LIES
WHITE HOUSE DP Breaking new ground White House staffers star in a new hard R cable series seen as the anchor for another new cable channel featuring what has been described as "erotic politics". Originally scheduled for 2019 the release date has been moved up since all are now out of work.
WHITE HOUSE DP
PLAYBOY TRUMP ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL Celebrates 25 years since the first Trump appearance in aging male boomer's favorite titty magazine. Donald, Melania and Ivanka have appeared often especially in Russian issues. Ivanka's bodydouble nude pictorial was a best seller throughout Russia.
PLAYBOY TRUMP ISSUE
PARADE Everyone's favorite Sunday newspaper insert magazine has expanded to documentary short films. In a week when President Trump requested a military parade a look back at dubious parades of the past includes slave marches of people captured by Romans, Aztecs and even cannibals.
PARADE
PUTIN & PET POODLES After exploiting Rupert Murdoch's bitter third ex-wife, Vladimir Putin threatens to expose ruinous criminal dirt in eight different countries on the ancient Australian oligarch unless Fox and Friends wear poodle ears and sing praises to Putin and report any story Putin wants on FOX.
PUTIN & PET POODLES
THE VOICE OF PUTIN - FOX NEWS With Rupert Murdoch as Vladimir Putin's most valuable human asset in the West, Putin makes an ego pleasing documentary about his domination of Western media through Murdoch and his brilliantly successful strategy to hijack America's Presidential elections.
FOX NEWS - THE VOICE OF PUTIN
DAILY STORMY This edition of the Daily Stormy reveals that Melania actually introduced Stromy to Donald and later she and Stormy shared a good laugh exchanging insult jokes about Donald's tidy whities and penis size. Just as planned Stormy netted $130K but Melania settled for over $13 million.
THE DAILY STORMY on NOT ZEE TV
WHITE HOUSE WRESTLING wrestling season starts with a blockbuster pay per view mega match as Ivanka Trump battles Hope Hicks in a no holds barred wrestling match inside the Oval Office of the White House. Future matches include Melania Trump vs. Stormy Daniels in the Lincoln Bedroom.
WHITE HOUSE WRESTLING SEASON ONE
STALAG 45 A new series about fictional hilarity in a federal detention center, Stalag 45, a prison for unlawful aliens and Trump resistance fighters and overseen by the strict but bumbling Colonel Miller. The prisoners are constantly trying to mess with the GOP and help the resistance effort from within.
STALAG 45
IT TAKES A THIEF Convicted money launderer Jared Kushner gets an offer he can't refuse from the United States government: If he puts his formidable thieving skills to work for them, he'll be released from prison. Jared's former father-in-law sometimes offers advice on the phone from his own prison cell.
IT TAKES A THIEF
DAYS OF OUR LIES Set in Washington D.C., this year-old soap opera follows the triumphs and tragedies of the Trump family. Politics and family stories intertwine with more suspenseful tales, ratcheting up the drama. Love and sex triangles, treason, murder, amnesia and other soap opera staples abound.
DAYS OF OUR LIES
DR. PEPPER - WHITE HOUSE MD As cable TV doctors speculate he is obese and has heart disease the official White House doctor says the President has sweet genes and by switching White House vending machines from Diet Coke to Diet Dr. Pepper, the sweet one, he may live to be 200 years-old.
DR. PEPPER - WHITE HOUSE MD
OLD HANNITY When Young Hannity sold his soul to the devil Murdoch he had the energy of a 13 year-old with a massive erection but lying for a living completely sucked the life and all it's vital juices out of the FOX/Putin propagandist to the point his doctor warns "Sean your body is 56 going on 84".
OLD HANNITY
MOSCOW NIGHTS Still groggy from a wild golden shower orgy in the Presidential suite the night before Donald Trump accepts an offer from Steven Seagal to attend a benefit gala to celebrate WWII heroes only to discover they were saluting KGB officers who killed American spys in the Cold War.
MOSCOW NIGHTS
THE STABLE GENIUS Veteran actor Donald Trump makes a play for his first ever acting award by going full retard as a 72 year-old stable mucker who has been mercilously mocked his entire life with the "Genius" nickname until he came to believe he could predict winners by examining their horseshit.
THE STABLE GENIUS
SENATALIA An alien nano-virus infects the testosterone supplement supply of the United States Senate inhibiting certain Republican Senators ability to think clearly and causing curious looking growths to sprout from their abundant jowls which then ignites a firestorm of internet ridicule on social media.
SENATALIA REPUBLICANUS
THE SIGNING President Trump becomes isolated in the White House and hoping to raise his low poll numbers agrees to sign a bill that breaks dozens of campaign promises. Vice President Pence is plagued by psychic premonitions that become more disturbing as Trump's dark secrets begin to unravel.
THE SIGNING
THE NUTSACKER Tchaikovsky's brilliant and memorable score backs a retelling of a retelling of the classic NUTCRACKER but as the NUTSACKER featuring the heads of state of Russia, China, North Korea and Donald Trump representing America in a classic seen best with your eyes tightly closed.
THE NUTSACKER
ASS IN THE HOLE He went from the penthouse to the White House to an underground hidey hole ala Saddam Hussein. After being indicted on 232 felony counts the former President flees the country and becomes the world's most wanted, hunted and hated man as he tries to elude capture.
ASS IN THE HOLE
INCESTOLOGY Nepotism Nihilism Narcissism - Incestology is a body of quasi-religious beliefs and practices developed in 1984 by American real estate investor D. John Trump. Trump initially developed a program of ideas called Rationalizations which were later distributed through Trump University.
INCESTOLOGY
DOWNSIZING When her scientists discover how to shrink human mental capacity as a solution to high advertising rates, Ivanka decides to abandon her stressed D.C. life by having Jared convince her double-dosed father she was accidently shrunk into a plastic doll while visiting a factory in China.
DOWNSIZING
BOORISH Donald Drumpf (Donald Trump) has it all... a great company, a beautiful third wife with terrific legs, four kids and a big penthouse in his own building, but as a insecure racist white man, he begins to question whether all his success has brought too much cultural assimilation for his family.
BOORISH
TERMINATED - JUDGEMENT DAY After innumerable horrific acts on earth a very bad angel played by Donald Trump is recalled to heaven where he is stripped of his wings and ordered to face termination of his angels benefits package after a special investigation and trial led by Jesus Christ himself.
TERMINATED -JUDGEMENT DAY
HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN Donald Trump stars in this horror version of the 1980's TV series. After buying his way into heaven and his reasssignment to earth as an angel a billionaire's sociopath and racist character flaws reemerge with a vengeance as he urges a minority child to walk into the light.
HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN
ANESTHESIA Kellyanne Conway in her biggest role yet stars in a cautionary tale about drug abuse. After being unexpectedly appointed Opiod Czaress she looks into America's opiod problem but the despondent czaress tragically slips into the opiod pit of addiction and desperation in her own private life.
ANESTHESIA-OPIOD CZARESS
WESTSIDE STORY After a natural disaster and flooding members of the Jets a local white supremacist gang are reluctant to help the Puerto Ricans in the neighborhood until they see how beautiful Maria is. They plot to get in her pants until Robert Wagner chases them down the alley with a shotgun.
WESTSIDE STORY
MUELLER'S GAME The true story of Robert Mueller a dogface veteran FBI director who runs the world's most exclusive high-stakes poker game as a special prosecutor and then arrests a dangerous group of conspirators in the middle of the night with 17 FBI agents wielding automatic weapons.
MUELLER'S GAME
THE WITCH HUNTER In the most anticipated new series of 2017 Robert Mueller stars as The Witch Hunter who comes out of retirement for his most difficult hunt yet as suspicions are high that an evil witch is occupying the White House backed by a horde of Russian demons and corrupted underlings.
THE WITCH HUNTER
THE GRIM REAPER RETURNS The Grim Reaper as played by James Comey is a dark dark story because the reaper doesn't deliver flowers... just bad news. At six foot eight the imposing sight of death is enough to make one septuagenarian politician cry like a baby and send desperate needy Tweets.
THE GRIM REAPER RETURNS
THE AMERICANS KGB agents Kushnokov and Drumpf establish a back door channel of secure communication for the President to conspire secretly with the Russians but when Ivanka pulls clueless Top Bun aside to tell him he gets a four hour erection mistakenly thinking she wants to have anal sex.
THE AMERICANS
BOW DOWN ASS CLOWN Top Bun makes billions of dollars in this episode but in his book the chapter on how to kneel was axed because it is his most top secret of secrets. Saudi TV mocks him claiming that when he was offered a billion dollar commission he knelt and went straight for the King's balls.
BOW DOWN ASS CLOWN
THE CLOSER Every since the first time Daddy had sex with her he told her "If you want to be the richest woman in the world you can never give it away for free. Always get something in return." Now as an adult she's a real pro. Jared writes the deal. Ivanka closes the deal. Daddy takes the credit.
THE CLOSER
DONALD J. TRUMP - TOP BUN America spread her legs wide not to merely be grabbed or groped but she longed for the manly thrusts of leadership he promised and with so much energy he seemed certain to be a helluva hayride. But then he whipped out a tiny little dick and took a piss on her pussy.
DONALD J. TRUMP - TOP BUN
THE BAD SEED This was Top Bun's first movie role and and this special 50th anniversary edition has been digitally enhanced for clarity. TV Guido says the most fascinating thing is that Top Bun has been playing basically the exact same character for 50 years and over 300 movie and television roles.
THE BAD SEED
DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SUMMER previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.
ABOVE THE LAW Top Bun gets drunk on power and starts auditioning sycophants seeking positions as federal judge appointees. After watching an episode of BULL on CBS he builds a mock courtroom and holds mock trials to determine if any of his potential appointees might ever rule against him.
ABOVE THE LAW
PAYDAY Top Bun invites the Russians to bring their monthly payment by the oval office as he has some terrific inside information on a huge international corporate merger that could net Trump Enterprises nearly two billion dollars at a cost of 1000 dead American allied soldiers fighting in Syria and Iraq.
PAYDAY
SUN UP with TRUMP TMN joins the crowded morning TV show market with a new show featuring Donald Trump eating breakfast in the White House and watching all of the other morning TV shows in real time. It's especially entertaining when Donnie inevitably throws his cereal bowl at the television.
SUN UP with TRUMP
PODCAST After retired Lt. Gen Mike Flynn is sentenced to federal prison for lying about his involvement with Russian intelligence agents he starts a new career and his own podcast talking about prison life and world affairs. Tensions mount when a few of his comments offend the other prisoners.
PODCAST
THE GREAT WALL Correctly described as product placement in search of a movie the theatrical version bombed and went straight to DVD. There is a reason General George Patton famously said that permanent security fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. Starring Donald Trump.
THE GREAT WALL
CINDERFELLA Top Bun is inspired by a visit with the Queen and decides to buy his own gilded carriage so that he may be driven around his mile long circular driveway dozens of times and delivered to his own fancy ball while dressed in his favorite fancy ball gown from his second marriage.
CINDERFELLA
REEFER MADNESS In this new crime drama series based in the 1980's Attorney General J. Beau Sessions organizes an elite unit of anti-marijuana crusaders to go after criminal pot-smoking filthy hippies that are known to congregate around Taco Bells and other Mexican fast food establishments.
REEFER MADNESS
SLOGAN Top Bun wakes up in a remote outpost near the Mexican border where he was searching for a re-election slogan to replace Make America Great Again and decides to reveal to the world his dark secret that even though he has always been a mutant he doesn't really care for Patrick Stewart.
SLOGAN
SUPREME DANCING WITH THE STARS Republicans threw away Senate tradition for fave judge Neil Gorsuch and now his celebrity status has earned him a new spin-off dance show where the dance judges themselves will be judged by the viewing audience. Gorsuch doppelganger Tom Bergeron hosts.
SUPREME DANCING WITH THE STARS
CRIME FIGHTERS Ever since the first time he rode his batmobile as a five year old Donny (Top Bun) knew he wanted to kill people in the name of justice. First in his neighborhood then in his city and country and finally as the best superhero ever Donny was going to be policeman for the world.
TOP GUN in CRIME FIGHTERS
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST A bright beautiful, independent young woman is taken prisoner by a beast and locked in the west wing of the beast's castle until she goes batshit crazy and starts singing with the silverware. The beast takes advantage and seduces her for use in his own personal fantasies.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
THE LAST WITCH HUNTEE Vin Diesel a.k.a. the Last Witch Hunter is back because the world is suffering from another goddam witch and this witch is a motherfucker. Benedict Donald is at his malevolent witch worst here and Vin Diesel will have his hands full slaying this very powerful goddam witch.
THE LAST WITCH HUNTEE
DONALD J. TRUMP - OOPS The President goes on a high speed joyride in a supporters dump truck only to carelessly crash into a compact car killing it's driver, Bill Acha. His underlings scramble to create a cover-up and control the damage of an out of control reckless driving Bill-killing President.
DONALD J. TRUMP - OOPS
THE SEASON OF TREASON Starring Paul Manafort. An international dealmaker commits treason to pull off the deal of a lifetime when he arranges to sell pro-Russian U.S. foreign policy changes for a multi-billion dollar commission on the sale of a 19.5% share of a gigantic Russian oil company.
THE SEASON OF TREASON
THE FINAL PUTZ Starring Donald Trump. The President starts a nuclear war with North Korea and China that kills close to a billion people and is forced to live underground for months until he finally comes out to play golf and impressed with his game declares himself one of the world's best living golfers.
THE FINAL PUTZ
PIMP AND CIRCUMVENCE The art of the deal is getting what you want but when you already get everything you want the bigger thrill comes from doing something really despicable and crazy and dirty and very illegal and circumventing all normal manner of law and business and diplomacy and decency.
PIMP AND CIRCUMVENCE
TRUMPCARE Episode 2 - SUICIDE HOTLINE Republicans ar giddy about one provision in their TRUMPCARE bill that reduces regulations and saves money. By simply attaching a Do Not Resuscitate sticker to your suicide note taxpayers are saved a potential major expense in case your attempt fails.
TRUMPCARE SUICIDE HOTLINE
TRUMPCARE In this new drama series Paul Ryan stars as the spokesperson for the long awaited roll out of the Trumpcare plan which is the Republican solution to the serious problem of excessive unused morgue space that they blame for driving up costs for the typical health insurance purchaser.
TRUMPCARE
DONNYLAND New fantasy drama... as the pressures build on President Twitter he experiences a recurring dream every night at 2:46 AM in which he is a boy again and happy with everything he ever wanted including the unconditional love of his mother but then panic sets in as he is unable to wake up.
DONNYLAND
GOLDFINGERER In an all new episode Top Bun seizes an opportunity to make millions by combining human trafficking and gold smuggling but a problem arises when the girls start dying from gold poisoning and that causes a serious loss of profits for the criminal organization headed by Pootie.
GOLDFINGERER
DEFLECTOR IN CHIEF As a frustrated President Goldschmuck starts to feel the noose of consequences tighten because of his prior dishonest and unethical behavior he becomes the deflector in chief casting blame in all directions but like a madhouse of mirrors all of the reflections are of himself.
DEFLECTOR IN CHIEF
THE RECUSANT Top Bun as President Goldschmuck submits to no higher authority than himself and his appointees who resist his omnipotent will or fail to execute his commands or misunderestimate his almightiness can suddenly find themselves dangling by the ankles from Marine One at 1500 feet.
THE RECUSANT
GOLDSCHMUCK President Goldschmuck ingests peyote during a visit from a Native American group and has a vivid dream of winning and winning with Ivanka gold trumpery so he installs no flush twitter toilets at the White House and on Capital Hill confident he can pull solid gold nuggets out his ass.
GOLDSCHMUCK
HIDDEN FINGERS On his first trip overseas President Top Bun is frightened when his security detail suddenly disappears and Pootie with the Russian ambassador and some known Russian killers menacingly appear at his table to remind him of their secret agreement made before last year's election.
HIDDEN FINGERS
GHOST IN THE HOUSE The ghost of Lincoln has spent the last 150 years roaming the halls of the White House and the new President has Honest Abe particularly annoyed about an apparent pathological dishonesty. Lincoln's ghost tries to terrify the new President into going away and never coming back.
GHOST IN THE HOUSE
THE FAIL OF THE EMPIRE Donald Jr. and Eric face the biggest crisis in their lives as the dollar value of the Trump brand and family name plummets. Their lifelong dreams of becoming billionaires independent of their father go straight in the toilet when even K-mart dumps the Trump home products line.
THE FAIL OF THE EMPIRE
CAUGHT ON CAMERA Former CIA man George Bush Sr. installed the over 150 hidden cameras in the White House for the Secret Service to monitor but no one dares tell the new President whose habit of wandering around without a bathrobe and his many disturbing perversions worries everybody.
CAUGHT ON CAMERA - TRUMAN BALCONY
CAUGHT ON CAMERA - LINCOLN BEDROOM
CAUGHT ON CAMERA - WOMEN'S RESTROOM
HELL RIDE Pootie couldn't believe his luck. This was the easiest thing he ever did and Satan was certain to give him a big bonus for delivering the dim-witted douchebag sleazeball President running the former superpower United States whose electorate is now the laughingstock of the entire world.
HELL RIDE
A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL Shooting that guy on 5th avenue was bad enough but once the body count became so large he lost count he just kinda assumed there was a special place waiting for him in hell but now his only hope was that this is all a dream and he'll wake up with Ivanka by his side.
A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL
SENATALIA In the season debut Mitch and Lamar at the request of the White House must determine the penis sizes of all male Senators but instead decide to make up much larger sizes for every Senator to wickedly torment the unpopular new President and his multiple penis related neuroses.
SENATALIA
SENATALIA - EPISODE 2 Chuck and Mitch and Lamar, all members of the Ball Face Liars Club, conspire to further torment the new President by mercilessly mocking him during the introduction of a proposal for a total and complete Persian Cat Ban that includes euthanizing the First Lady's pussy.
SENATALIA - EPISODE 2
LIBERTY EXTERMINATORS Under the new regime the Statue of Liberty is to be moved to West Palm Beach, Florida and a nationwide pest control company wins a bid to privatize the immigration and naturalization service. Before Lady Liberty is shipped her torch is stolen by scrap metal thieves.
LIBERTY EXTERMINATORS
APOCALIPS starring Donald Trump The pucker-lipped pouting face President is humiliated at a G-8 Summit when his weave is yanked off his head by a disgruntled diplomat. He returns home in a full blown rage and unleashes the nuclear option worldwide. Within a few days millions of people are dead.
APOCALIPS
DICK TATER'S DEATHCARE In an animated world of half human couch potatoes an unscrupulous billionaire Dick Tater makes a fortune converting underused golf courses and potato fields into low cost cemeteries with his associates Darth Tater, Spud Nick, Russet Crowe and Dick's daughter Idaho.
DEATHCARE CLASSIC
REVELATION starring Donald Trump Trump portrays a President visiting the solemn somber memorial room at CIA headquarters who is overwhelmed by the respect he has for the heroes who died for America and makes a shocking revelation about the LIAR forehead tattoo he hides with his weave.
REVELATION
INJUSTICE LEAGUE starring Donald Trump The Forgotten Forever War continues after 16 years because WAR IS PEACE. Assemble enough alternatively educated and IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH. Human rights, worker rights and travel are all obsolete because FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
INJUSTICE LEAGUE - FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
NCIS - THE MOVIE After the new President double-crosses the Russians Pootie sends a hit team suspected of killing two Navy frogmen and a pastry chef at Mar-a-Largo which puts Gibbs in charge of an investigation that uncovers a mountain of impeachable evidence against the treasonous President.
NCIS - THE MOVIE
SELFIES WITH MAD DOG After a long career in the military a retired four star General tries his hand at documentary filmmaking and travels around the world investigating unconventional weapons systems including systems so unusual, overlooked or unknown they aren't even top secret yet.
SELFIES WITH MAD DOG
SINGING IN THE RAIN
MOSCOW GOLDEN SHOWER A billionaire businessman travels to Moscow for business and to have sex with underage prostitutes but breaks his own Rule #16... Never order the golden shower in a luxury suite with mirrored walls because the Russians film everything for later use in blackmail schemes.
MOSCOW GOLDEN SHOWER
FABULIST FOUR Pootie Putin, Benedict Donald, Julian "Assman" Assange and Sean "Pancake" Hannity star in the best movie ever made. Every word of dialog is expertly designed deceptive dishonesty led by Pootie the Prince of Prevarication but all four fabricating falsifiers are Fabulist Hall of Famers.
FABULIST FOUR
BENEDICT DONALD After the U.S. Senate strips him of his power in an impeachment trial an embittered President played by Donald Trump calls on his Russian allies and points the way while Cossack soldiers burn the White House and drain the reflecting pool at the base of the Washington Monument.
BENEDICT DONALD
WHITE RUSSIAN After an espionage campaign that crippled American democracy and eroded American influence around the world Colonel Trumpskov returns home to Moscow to receive a hero's welcome and exclusive rights to distribute Trump brand vodka which has become popular across Russia.
WHITE RUSSIAN
MUELLER TIME SCOREBOARD
TRAITOR TOTS
PRESIDENT SPANKY
TRUMP BOOK
TRUMP DANCE
DOTARD
TRUMP PERSONAL LUXURY GOLDEN SHOWER
TRUMPERY THE CARTOON BUFFOON
TRUMPERY THE CARTOON BUFFOON
TRUMPERY THE CARTOON BUFFOON
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